Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

I mean we knew she would tbh, so its not that big of a deal. I do enjoy him nuking the meeting as “punishment” for it.

 

I’m assuming you’re being disingenuous here.

 

aspenbuff's hero

 

That's when the real horror begins (if the disdain for his evil manages to carry the day, of course).

 

As a Dane by surname, kindly go fuck yourself, Mr. President.

 

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I made sure my wife knew she was a Bad Jew when I got home. She now realizes the error of her ways and will fly to Israel to enlist in the armed forces and kill some Muslims. Her religion demands this of her.

 

And we’re off.

 

YIKES

 

Let’s hope that if the Jews really believe Trump is like God here on earth that some Romans scrounge up a couple of wood planks very soon and end this visit the same way.

 

It didn’t work out so well for the last guy declared King of the Jews.

 

Gdammit

 

I hate Trump voters so much for delivering us this shit.

 

This is a winning strategy

 

Gonna give aspenbuff a priapism

 

Americhristians should take tremendous offense to these Trump tweets as they're extremely blasphemous... but they won't. After all, they've already likened him to King David, King Cyrus, and even Moses. Claiming him to be the messiah is simply the next logical step.

 

i understand they love racism. but i just don't understand how this is the guy they pick to worship. he's an obese reality tv star who is mentally challenged. there has to be a cooler guy to sell your soul for.

 

Me, talking to a Trumper: "Republicans voted for Trump because they know him as a reality TV celebrity."

Trumper: "No, we voted for him because he's a great businessman."

Me: "Okay... Name another NYC real estate mogul."

Trumper:

 

When he’s talking about Judaism I wish some shitbird reporter would ask him what the Torah is, or just make up a sentence and watch him play along like the babbling moron he is. “Mr. President, many are saying your tenure compares favorably to that of King Rachmaninov in the book of Pieta, care to comment?”


Or don’t even go that far, when he says something about Kashmir, just ask him where it is.

 

Trump is the embodiment of what these people want to be and he is one of the first to say the things they think out loud. The fact that he is basically the worst case scenario of everything they hate about politics is irrelevant. They wanted a white man after Obama, and here comes this bigot who openly attacked Obama and hates POC, just like they do. It's a perfect storm of stupidity.

 

I’d like a Led Zeppelin reference worked in to a Kashmir question.

 

Trump’s starting to veer dangerously close to accidentally quoting Borat in one of his tweets.

 

Playing chess, Dems are just playing checkers

 

I was telling someone else it's never more apparent that the racism is the secret sauce than when Trump is being a moron or some other kind of embarrassment. Why else would you think this person should be president?

 

King of the Jews, second coming of God! Thank you, President Donald John AntiChrist!

 

The racism is certainly key but the other thing that is a pillar of their "ideology" is to always be doing shit that pisses off libs. Trump is very good at that

 

Please don't do this. If y'all get divorced it becomes weird that I'm friends with her

 

Looking forward to Shapiro spinning the last 24 hours or ignoring it

 

That's definitely part of it but I think the racism of Trump comes first and everything else is a distant second. I'm not really saying anything we don't know but it becomes very obvious in those moments.

 

I mean this mother fucker straight up blasphemes on Twitter and the Franklin Graham’s of the world will still toss his salad. It’s unbelievable

 

For what it's worth, Trump's grandmother's maiden name was Christ. She died on 6/6/66.

 

I was watching Netflix, "The Family", yesterday. It's a documentary about a Jesus group that secretly operates behind the scenes of government. They are the one's who host The National Prayer Breakfast every year. They played the clip of Trump where he is asked if he has ever asked God for forgiveness. It's amazing what hypocrites most Christians are about him when you see his response. The family is not hypocritical because they don't give a shit about morals. They just believe Jesus chose certain leaders to lead and it's their job is to support and follow. They don't actually believe in Christianity as it's taught in most denominations.

Here is a medley of his greatest religion hits.

 

I feel that would make me disloyal to my true king, Netanyahu.

 

yikes

 

Bernie and Liz got em shook

 

Trump Tower is actually 58 floors. He lies, though, to make it seem bigger than it is. He claims there are 68 floors. His residence is 3 stories tall, thereby meaning that his residence is on the 66th floor.

Trump Tower is 664 feet tall. So close.

Of course, his son-in-law's main property is 666 Fifth Avenue.

Kushner's other top project is One Journal Square. It's a $666m development (link).

Preliminary plans are for One Journal Square to be 666 feet tall (link).

 

You gotta watch the official video if you want to revel in Masonic conspiracy.

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Also Square Hammer.

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I'll try to not turn this thread into a geek out about Ghost but I'm on the level ;-)