Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

  2. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersAtlanta Braves

  3. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesNew York MetsNew York KnicksNew York Jets

    :banderas:

    Now that’s how you do journalism
     
  4. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

    I miss Penzeys. Gonna have to place a nice online order.
     
    Duck2013 likes this.
  5. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

  6. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    [​IMG]
     
    #284106 VaxRule, Oct 10, 2019
    Last edited: Oct 10, 2019
  7. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
    Donor

    It was....beautiful.
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    I think Truman meant the pats game is the klan rally.
     
    Beeds07 likes this.
  9. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
    Donor
    New York GiantsNew York YankeesAtlanta UnitedUCF Knights

    Headshot
     
    BudKilmer likes this.
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    This seems very normal from a very stable genius
     
  11. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
    Donor
    Clemson TigersNebraska CornhuskersCarolina PanthersKansas City Chiefs


    ThisisAmerica.gif
     
  12. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas CowboysTiger WoodsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    That’s what they love about him. He’s crude, he cites their grievances, and he’s a bigot.
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpool


    I don't know how they got caught.
     
  14. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
    Donor
    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

  15. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes

    [​IMG]
     
  16. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
    Donor
    Clemson TigersNebraska CornhuskersCarolina PanthersKansas City Chiefs

    It's not really insane, it's expected
     
    DollarBillHokie, BWC and Prospector like this.
  17. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
    Donor

  18. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

    The scariest part is the fucking padlock on the trunk. WTF?
     
  19. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I am shocked there aren't any truck nuts on that
     
  20. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesNew York MetsNew York KnicksNew York Jets

    This is probably out of context but still funny:

     
  21. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
    Donor
    Auburn Tigers

    Biden is such a hilarious old man...it’s a shame he’s trying to run for president
     
  22. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
    Donor

    I implicitly trust a Ukranian company called Fraud Guarantee.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    Then you remember what we have in the White House and you’re sad.
     
  24. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas CityTottenham HotspurBig 8 ConferenceBig 12 ConferenceCoors LightFormula 1

    [​IMG]
     
  25. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Tfw trump takes control of the teleprompter

     
  26. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
    Donor

    Really really old news, but I'm posting because the tweet made me chuckle



    Reverse Q Anon
    :laugh:
     
  27. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesNew York MetsNew York KnicksNew York Jets

    By this time tomorrow, all the republicans will claim that those 2 guys were planted to entrap Giuliani and Trump and they will use the name of their company as proof that they are political plants.
     
  28. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
    Donor

  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    Stupid Watergate just cant cover this anymore. We need a new name.
     
    Crepeswithasmile and sflnole like this.
  30. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas CowboysTiger WoodsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    I’ve been singing Crimes, Crimes everywhere Crimes to the Black Crows classic.
     
  31. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas CowboysTiger WoodsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    do this don’t do that it’s impeachment time
     
    Clemson327, ~ taylor ~ and sflnole like this.
  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

  33. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
    Donor

  34. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersMinnesota Twins

    ...?
     
  35. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas CowboysTiger WoodsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Was it Tesla?
     
    ~ taylor ~ and Crepeswithasmile like this.
  36. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas CowboysTiger WoodsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    All these years I thought it was the Black Crowes.
     
    Crepeswithasmile likes this.
  37. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
    Donor
    Wolfsburg

    Similar to what I was ranting about last night

    It was only 15 years ago that a president based his reelection campaign in part upon denying gay people basic rights and now it's grounds for public humiliation for a public official to hold a position like that. So not everything is bad
     
    Bo Pelinis, ARCO, The Banks and 11 others like this.
  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    The original
     
    cyclist, Crepeswithasmile and Eraser like this.
  39. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    And Tesla covered it in 1990 on a live album called Five Man Acoustical Jam
     
  40. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas CowboysTiger WoodsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    My life has been a lie. I’m a Tesla fan and I didn’t know it.
     
    Crepeswithasmile and shawnoc like this.
  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    Oh I know. Just pointing out I'm really old.
     
  42. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    Saw them open for Night Ranger in 1987, then again in 1992 in Irvine for a Psychotic Supper
     
    Crepeswithasmile and fetumpsh like this.
  43. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    I figured if you knew the original you'd know the cover, I was just adding to the info for the uninitiated
     
    Beeds07 likes this.
  44. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas CowboysTiger WoodsLos Angeles Angels of AnaheimUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    I like Tesla’s better.
     
    Prospector and Crepeswithasmile like this.
  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    Tug, BudKilmer and Homo Erectus like this.
  46. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesNew York MetsNew York KnicksNew York Jets



     
  47. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    I liked Juice Newton's better too, but I can still give Merrilee Rush credit for the original
     
    bro likes this.
  48. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Or they're really knowledgeable about defunct bookstore chains.
     
    Beeds07 likes this.
  49. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    :roll: jfc