Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    The house said it was a made up term
     
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  2. bro

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  3. VaxRule

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    John Bolton, "Democratic witness"
     
  4. cutig

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    What a fucked up description of that shit head.
     
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  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Since when did conservatives start disparaging a guy for making some dubious clams?
     
  6. Truman

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    Just another data point in how much of a hypocrite Graham is. He and Bolton are the brand of war mongering interventionist. Just shows that even John fucking Bolton is more principled than Graham.
     
  7. bro

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  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Tweets gone, what'd it say?
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    :notobamanotbad:
     
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  10. ned's head

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    The collection of these sound bites are going to become my new fetish
     
  11. Dukes

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    Seems very likely Mitt and Collins vote for witnesses. Will there be two more? Even so White House is going to do everything they can to keep Bolton from appearing
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Next week on Lifetime:
    "I'm Concerned"
    The Susan Collins Story
     
  13. boone

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    Wow. I would hate to be a Republican right now.
     
  14. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Her statement is that people are having conversations?
     
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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It was about the GOP cancelling their presser today, otherwise they may be asked about Bolton. Fucking cowards.
     
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  16. ButchCassidy

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    wait, the meeting back on now?
     
  17. Beeds07

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    Must have got those talking points
     
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  18. Beeds07

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    Wait what?



    Sorry if I spiffed
     
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  19. VaxRule

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    I don't for a second believe that you were going to vote for witness before this happened, Susan.
     
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  20. bertwing

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    Trouble in paradise!
     
  21. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    I kinda want to say yes but it's republicans so most likely no one does. What bolton said would end most presidencies. Especially when he gets on the stand and says the same thing under oath.
     
  22. Prospector

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    From a DK email:
    At the start of the impeachment trial, U.S. senators took the following oath under penalty of perjury: "Do you solemnly swear that in all things appertaining to the trial of the impeachment of Donald John Trump, president of the United States, now pending, you will do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws, so help you god?"

    Senate Republicans, however, have blown off the proceedings.

    A few hours into Rep. Adam Schiff's presentation on the first day, there were 21 empty seats—while other senators were clearly not paying attention with fidget spinners & crossword puzzles. We don't have video footage, because Mitch McConnell prohibited TV cameras from showing the senators during the trial proceedings.

    At least two Republican senators—Josh Hawley & Marsha Blackburn—even stepped out of the gallery in the middle of the trial, to do live interviews on Fox News. And in the case of Blackburn, she even tweeted out insults about a key witness during the trial—when the Senate rules say she's not supposed to have electronic devices in the gallery.

    Your Republican senators need to be reminded they took an oath under penalty of perjury. Send them a copy of the oath they took by signing the petition.

    Click to send them the oath
     
  23. Mix

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    Is there a threshold of polling that shows people want Trump removed that makes the senators rethink this? Like if we get to 75%+ does it change the math for any of them?
     
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  24. Anison

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    Gotta give Collins credit for the master class in deflection and faux seriousness.

    “Hey I was gonna ask those guys for witnesses later this week all along.”
     
  25. Crepeswithasmile

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    The calling John Bolton a Liberal snake motherfucker in order to discredit him play hit fox this morning

     
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  26. lomcevak

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    Oh ffs. I feel like I'm probably one of dozens of ppl in this state that would vote against him

    [​IMG]
     
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  27. RGClemson05

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    Fucks sakes:

     
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  30. Crepeswithasmile

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    did yall see that trump sent this tweet about 2 hours after Obama's tweet got over 1 million likes? he's so goddamned petty and jealous, it'd be funny if he wasn't buttfucking this country to hell

     
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  31. prerecordedlive

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    He trusts whoever is on the other side of the glory hole. At least they finish quickly so his knees don’t get too sore.
     
  32. RGClemson05

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    That’s one confused pilot fish.
     
  33. Josey Wales

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    I have a strong disdain for Maggie. I’m sure she’s a good journalist, but it seems like she’s constantly playing games.
     
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  34. Prospector

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    :roll::roll::roll:
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Had a bunch of trumptards on my TL post shit like “who cares he was an accused rapist” and “hOw MaNy TrOoPs HaVe We LoSt” type shit. So badly wanted to post Trump’s tweet there along with reminding them that Trump is a serial predator but they have mashed potato brains and it’s a hopeless discussion.
     
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  36. VaxRule

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    She so uncritically accepts whatever her sources tell her without realizing they are constantly manipulating her to discredit the administration’s critics. She’s more than willing to turn herself into a Manhattan version of Sarah Huckabee Sandra to keep her access.
     
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  37. Xander Crews

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    It seems clear that she trades soft coverage and both sides-isms for access.
     
  38. RGClemson05

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    When Trump is gone, she will no longer be as relevant.
    I wonder who she wants to win the election?
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    Sterilize every last one of these MFs
     
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  40. DeToxRox

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    These people sure are Salty
     
  41. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    The thing that makes absolutely zero sense about the senate trial is this "need" of witnesses.

    They're pretending as if people didn't give testimony in the House investigation. But somehow when they do it in the Senate, it will be different.

    :meh:

    If I was a democrat, I would just use my time to re-read those testimonies from the House investigations.
     
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  42. infected donkey

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    GOP Senators cancelled their press conference until WH talking points can come out.
     
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