Trumpocalypse: Tremendous Waste and Fraud

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  1. BellottiBold

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    Oh someone's gonna be upset
     
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  2. RGClemson05

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    Media people clearly hate Avenatti. The Trump presidency is supposed to be their time to shine. Their time to be the center of attention. Yet, for about a month, all eyes were on Avennatti.
    The Maggie Habermans of the world are enjoying Avennatti’s conviction with double middle fingers.
     
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  3. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Matthew Gertz is my real Congressman
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    I sent this to a buddy who spent a few years in prison. He told me about how they’d make “prison wine” in a trash bag they’d stash in the top of the toilets and just ferment whatever they could get their hands on.

    I’d drink that before trying Trump Wine. He agreed.
     
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  4. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    First Hillary and McCabe inquiries dismissed, and now this!!!!
     
  5. The Banks

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    Lest we forget that Maga Hans got to where she is because of nepotism on both sides, her dad being a longtime NYT writer and now on the board and her mother being friends/cozy with Donald Trump.
     
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  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Ted DiBiase of my childhood was right.
     
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  7. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I don’t know why I do this to myself, but reading comments sections always leaves me depressed. It’s either shade wearing selfie taking maga idiots or people like FoxRaptix reminding me to eat Arby’s.
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Prospector

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    Didn't know that. Off w their heads gif
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Military is about to get laid off
     
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  10. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    Vindman's 2nd cousins better watch their cornholes. Trump will be looking for his pound of flesh.
     
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  11. BellottiBold

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    This is amazing. Check these replies.
    The trumpers are saying shit like Barr is just another deep state fraud.

     
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  14. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    This whole thing is a evil version of “who’s line is it anyways”
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    We’re getting closer to one of his kids crossing the line and trump trying to arrest and prosecute them
     
  16. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    So the President of the USA has spent 2-3 years hounding a former Presidential Candidate and a former Dir of the FBI using the DOJ and his toadie Barr as tools to try to ruin them.

    His hissy fit for the last week (or more) has been b/c he couldn't 'get' them. Pretty normal.
     
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  17. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Everything is normal when the checks and balances wont check nor balance
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. AlternativeFactsRule

    AlternativeFactsRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    One less trump vote in November.
     
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  20. Struggler

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    *March
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    In Florida no less. The Bernie train gains more speed.
     
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  22. Constant

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    Renal failure to troll the libs.
     
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  23. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    Totally worth it
     
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  24. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump's third term will consist of 5-7 constitutional amendments and a newer New Testament.

    I look forward to the guards telling me about in my Alaskan gulug harvesting wood and oil for the glory of the state.
     
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  25. Jimmy Mac

    Jimmy Mac I can’t dance but I can throw the pill
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    Trump will mock him at some point after his death and the cult will cheer...
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Abject bullshit. Avenatti sucks and deserves prison. But these shitheels would've voted to confirm regardless.
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Let him drive, you cowards. I want to see what the masculine ideal can do behind the wheel.
     
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  28. AptosDuck

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    Rooting for turn 4
     
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  29. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Dale Earnhardt take the wheel.
     
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  30. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:

    This is elite posting
     
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  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That’s kinda tight tbh
     
  32. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    So brave. A true maverick.
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Just a bunch of goofballs, talking about healing the country.

    One a fascist (Cotton), the other wants a world where his grandchildren can retreat behind militarized walls when global warming gets bad, the other wants you to think he he will invite you in if you write a nice enough essay about how to bridge the cultural divided while he puts brown children in cages as a lark (But he is also a fascist).
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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    Ok, this is not directed at you, but would it been tight if Obama had done it?
     
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  35. The Banks

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    Lol would you think he’d be driving?
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Presidents of American haven't been allowed to drive cars since Franklin Pierce got drunk and allegedly trampled a person while steering his horse/carriage. Though that occurred before he was president. If at all.

    But If we breaking laws now, let Big President T drive.
     
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  37. The Banks

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    But he doesn’t know how so why would he embarrass himself when his base doesn’t care and will still eat it up
     
  38. Prospector

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    You hear about what's his name down in Florida He loved me so much he killed himself. You believe that? Killed himself Great American.
    Idiota chant USA USA USA
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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    I concede to your logic, but Trump doesn't know how do anything.

    But he can be easily provoked into pretending things.

    I will bet 100 mainboard points Trump brags about how fast the car was going immediately after. Then brags over 6 weeks later about how he told them to go faster. And "they" said no. But he went faster.
     
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  40. shivious

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    I have my doubts that Pres T has driven a car in the last 50 years.
     
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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You mean Tiffany or one of the three he acknowledges?
     
  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    These people just write the same story about him over and again.

    President trump is ____ to his supporters, but behind the scenes he’s actually (whatever the opposite of ____ is).
     
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  43. Doc Louis

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    Yes. Or even an unknown illegitimate. Can't rule those out.