Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Well, fuck us.
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    The House should subpoena this guy. For the sake of the republic, I'm willing to sell this idea to the DNC for a modest $40,000 consultant fee.
     
  3. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Imagine what this country could do if it valued saving lives as much as playing pew pew in deserts.
     
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  4. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    So.......
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Holy shit, and for anyone saying this is too far remember the video I'm posting below this.



     
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  7. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  8. GrizzliesDrew

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    Disingenuous false equivalencies are GOP’s bread and butter
     
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  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    This cunt is the same person who introduced legislation to remove a professional license requirement for the following professions:

    The list of professions included that could be affected by this bill would be accountants, architects, engineers, landscape architects, interior designers, barbers, cosmetologists, funeral directors and embalmers, contractors, home inspectors, plumbers, home improvement contractors, locksmiths, real estate brokers, land surveyors, soil scientists, auctioneers, pesticide application, rental location agents, private investigators, polygraph examiners, individuals engaged with fire and sprinkler systems, servicers of fire extinguishers, alarm contractors, private protective services, geologists, tattoo artists, body piercing artists, real estate appraisers and professional employer organizations.
     
  10. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    His tweets in Iowa meth head prose drives me up the fucking wall. Write the words out you fucking dipshit.
     
  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    "The Bloomberg forgiveness provision, instead of wiping out all remaining federal student loans after 20 years of income-driven repayments, as is current law, would cap the amount that would qualify for forgiveness at $57,000."

    How about fuck off, Bloomberg.
     
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  12. Schadenfred

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    Population of those 10 countries: 3,400,000,000
    Population of the United States: 330,000,000

    So...

    The United States' military expenditure is 10 times the average military expenditure of the next 10 countries at a 10th of the population.
     
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  13. AIOLICOCK

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    lol
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    I’m the biggest OHIO BOBCAT fan alive now




    Into my veins





    And I’m done


     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    This is so so good :laugh:

     
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  16. BudKilmer

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  17. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    51 feet is insanely high up in the air though

    source: I’ve been 40 feet up in the air without safety harness and almost shit myself
     
    #309819 IV, Feb 18, 2020
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  18. Biship

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    Lmao

     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    when the Charlie Kirks of the world come to defend this insidious piece of gutter filth who can’t control her own bowels, never forget she’s a Nazi and a Holocaust denier




     
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  20. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    That’s a whole level of what the fuck I didn’t know about. One day, gun girl is going to shoot her self in the leg and slowly bleed out in the middle of a crowd that doesn’t give a single fuck.
     
  21. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Found my new wife.

     
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  22. infected donkey

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    Le sigh....conversation this morning around the coffee pot at work was “That damn Obama is still trying to take credit for the economy! Trump is the reason it’s doing great!” Then one of the people started in on socialized healthcare who has the VA’s Tricare. I just shake my head and laugh.
     
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  23. BudKilmer

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    i think it’s more likely she starts bringing a bunch of open carry/patriot prayer ghouls to her marches and one of them shoots a bystander, sparking an incident.
     
  24. Bricktop the white

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    I have to hear my coworkers circlejerk about the latest gop talking points every morning and it makes me want to jump off of a bridge

    It's scary how quickly the rank and file seize on to whatever the gop/fox news is peddling.
     
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  25. Doc Louis

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    Yeah fuck Warren for wanting to eliminate debt forgiveness for people making over $250k per year.
     
  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    It's super high, yeah. Fuck I hate climbing.

    Also, guessing those guys have jobs as scaffolding workers lined up as soon as they get settled in.
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    Guarantee she’s watching YouTube crap like this and thinks it's real
     
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  28. Mister Me Too

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  29. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    you're going to get someone whose username is "@lacroixlesbian" to switch teams? good luck.
     
    #309831 timo, Feb 18, 2020
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  30. Truman

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    A) Did I miss a story about Gun Girl shitting her pants?
    B) Laura Loomer is only 25? She looks 45 w a lot of work done.
     
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  31. SD_Irish

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    Interesting she has to literally be carried around at times by a bodyguard because tough gun girl can’t take it when she actually has to face people without her weapons.
     
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  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  33. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    the one downside of the shitpit being gone is I don't immediately know the GOP spin on any topic within 2 hours of a story breaking
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve been surrounded by it my entire life so it’s not too hard to generate the spin myself. The wild card is when Soros gets involved. I think he’s reserved for anything “foreign”.
     
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  35. GoS

    GoS I heart shitty FB teams my life is forfeit
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    fuck gun girl, and not in a good way. She deserves every bit of the shit she's taking (PUN MASSIVELY INTENDED)
     
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  36. beerme

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    Given the fact that 100% of their arguments are deflecting, outright lying or whataboutisms do you really want to waste brain space on that?
     
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  37. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    :roll:

    Boy do you have a fun rabbit hole to go down.
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    My god I fucking love the fear crackling in her voice as she talks.

    This is my heroin
     
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  39. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    “They’re still throwing stuff” :ohdear:
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    0 percent chance I’m clicking that link. I watched a Jordan Peterson video once and for 3 months YouTube tried to get me to watch a bunch of Louder with Crowder type red pill videos :killme:
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    Wonder how many of those 350 people voted for Trump bc “the government should stay out of my business.”


     
  42. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Heroin

    great typo in this case tho
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Smh on the auto correct
     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    "Close the window. Close the window"
     
  45. Truman

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    :popcorn:
     
  46. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Current girlfriend was in a 3 year relationship with a girl before me so I think I can make it happen.
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Only good thing Barstool has done
     
  48. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    Nice to see gun girl getting the welcome she deserves in her home state

    Trump will still win by 5-7 points here :facepalm:
     
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