Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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  5. Duck70

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    I have no clue how Mark Kelly loses in AZ.

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  7. BP

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  8. WhiskeyDelta

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    I mean, they already regulate energy and the internet to greater or lesser degrees, public schools are literally run by the government, and I'd love socialized healthcare and reefer so I'm all in
     
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  11. Beeds07

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    But Marco...

    ...

    Fuck it, why bother?
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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    talk about a garbage headline. My word
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    So some appointed political person at the CDC will contradict the actual scientists during a press conference tonight at 6pm
     
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  14. Constant

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    Remember when he looked up at the eclipse? Hopefully he'll get the virus first.
     
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  18. electronic

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    Here's what will happen - the coronavirus will kill a lot of poor Americans, but because it won't end up killing scores of white people, Donald Trump will declare victory and the press will allow it. Then he'll get re-elected.
     
  19. ~ taylor ~

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    We're at the point where I hope it whips through rural communities and just lays waste to them. Enough dead Trump voters will save the lives of people who would otherwise suffer from the policies and whims Donald Trump and the GOP.
     
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  20. electronic

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    But it won't. It'll most likely affect population centers and specifically the poor folks within them.
     
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  21. DuckKin

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  22. timo

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  23. NYGator

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    NM
     
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  24. Vito Corleone

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    What will they do next? A government run military?
     
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    the State of Florida wanting counties to sign NDAs to get Federal dollars is curious
     
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  27. ~ taylor ~

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    Fuck you and your squeamish bullshit. Trump and the GOP are actively pursuing or pushing policies that kill people. Voting Trump/GOP means voting to kill people with healthcare benefit reductions, environmental regulation rollbacks, restrictions on women's rights, SNAP and CHIP cuts, cuts to CDC, lack of FEMA response to areas that are predominately minority, refusal to address any reasonable gun safety laws and straight up Nazi behavior toward immigrants and people who look like immigrants.

    I'm fine with the people who vote for that dying because their president cut staff and funds that could have helped them.
     
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  28. DuckKin

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    I didn't vote for Obama, but over the years I have come to greatly respect the man. Even though many of these "rural" voters hated his guts in a way that other (white) presidents have not had to face, he still wanted them to have affordable health care. Maybe we should keep our focus on punching up instead of down.
     
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  29. Vito Corleone

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    Very true

    All those uneducated fat sacks of ignorance dying super early from diabetes because they were more scared of tan people than wanting affordable healthcare will be the only justice suitable for them if Trump wins. I hope they pray to their false white washed idols for help and get nothing but pain and only realize they will be remembered as a disgrace just before their millennial grandchild gets to pull the plug.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    This is a CaneKnight fever dream
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    I'd enjoy some armed nut shooting up CPAC or the Heitage Foundation.
     
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  33. NYGator

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    It's not like he is paying off pornstars to keep quiet.
     
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  34. Henry Blake

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  35. NYGator

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    Seems relevant...

     
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  36. Doug

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    It could, but unfortunately, it won't matter.
     
  37. electronic

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    Quotefail.fart
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    Lmao at anyone thinking laws matter
     
  39. Lyrtch

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    the silence is deafening from the usual crowd

    wonder why

     
  40. NYGator

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    White collar crimes are only crimes to be used against your enemies. -- Donald Trump
     
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  42. Prospector

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    The governing board that is supposed to enforce and police elections laws and financing isn't populated so it there is nobody to issue rulings iirc
     
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  44. IV

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    a look that just screams deep state
     
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  45. Rothko

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  46. pez

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    none of those judges were appointed by Trump
     
  47. slogan119

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    Might as well cede FL now with that knowledge and marshall resources elsewhere