Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

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    Ted, would you argue less with me if I insulted your family? Don’t make me do it, Ted.
     
  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Reading some of the Cruz replies, both Twitter and humanity was a mistake.
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    When a dumbfuck buffoon claims the stock market is the economy and its gains are his doing, people are going to throw its losses in his face.
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Donnie sucking off 60,000 people

     
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  5. Prospector

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  6. Tug

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    Have we tried this yet?
     
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  7. Prospector

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    GOP chairwoman suggests RNC plans to get 'litigious' over push for national popular vote
    By Julia Manchester - 02/28/20 11:53 AM EST 49


    NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. — Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel said Thursday that she plans on being "litigious" in response to the national popular vote movement.

    "I think it is devastating to our country to get rid of the electoral vote. This is what the Founders intended, for every state to have representation," McDaniel told attendees at the Conservative Political Action Conference during a panel with Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

    "Stay tuned because the RNC is not going to let this go, and there's something coming," she added.

    "Let me just say, I have an intention to be the most litigious chair in history," McDaniel said. "I think what Democrats have done systematically to take away our rights to rig the election system, and this, to take away our votes, our Electoral College votes, and have California and New York dictate who the next president of the United States is."

    Cruz said that the push would "probably" be unconstitutional.

    McDaniel's comments come as leaders of the group Conservatives for Yes on National Popular Vote look to inform other conservatives about the movement at the conference.

    Many conservatives are skeptical of the popular vote, given that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote in 2016, while President Trump won the Electoral College.

    However, the movement's leaders say that this agreement would not abolish the Electoral College. The electoral system would still be used, but the electors would be distributed based on the national popular vote instead of the state’s popular vote in the winner-take-all method.

    "Let me just say, I have an intention to be the most litigious chair in history," McDaniel said. "I think what Democrats have done systematically to take away our rights to rig the election system, and this, to take away our votes, our Electoral College votes, and have California and New York dictate who the next president of the United States is."

    said it fucking out loud
     
  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    Larry sounds drunk af

     
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  9. Prospector

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    Commandant of Marine Corps orders immediate removal of Confederate symbols from all its bases


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    You are done. It's over. You lost.
    Last week, U.S. Marine Corps Commandant Gen. David Berger sent out a memo that included instructions to leaders of the corps around the world to remove “Confederate-related paraphernalia” from its installations. According to Military.com, the instructions were among “several forward-leaning initiatives” outlined in the memo that Berger wants started immediately.

    In a series of tweets, Berger outlined some of the memo’s instructions. Responses on Twitter summed up the majority of Americans’ feelings about Confederate symbols.


    Earlier in February, Military Times published a survey that found a significant rise from the previous year in the number of troops who had seen “evidence of white supremacist and racist ideologies in the military.” That number included over 50% of enlisted people of color saying they had witnessed racist behavior in the corps. The poll also showed that the majority of troops asked thought that white nationalism was a “greater national security threat than both domestic terrorism with a connection to Islam, as well as immigration.”

    Also included in the memo are instructions to top brass to find ways to move more women into combat roles in the Marine Corps. In 2016, the Department of Defense instituted a 12-week maternity leave policy covering active duty personnel. The new memo instructs Marine Corps leaders to look into a proposed one-year parental leave policy. Noted Military.com, Marine Corps spokesman Maj. Craig Thomas said, “The policy does not specifically use the terms 'same-sex couples,' rather it incorporates gender-neutral terms to ensure no Marine who rates parental leave is excluded."


    guess he didn't like his posting or wanted to retire
     
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  10. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Did he just claim he was a Cub Scout in 1987?!?
     
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  11. VaxRule

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    1887
     
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  12. Crepeswithasmile

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    he just confused his actually being a cub scout with the time that he molested a cub scout in 1987.
     
  13. London Humphreys

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    He was a Reagan "cub scout" in 1987.
     
  14. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Lmao at thinking this is a good retort in defense of the dumb bert
     
  15. El Tiburon

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    So any minute now we can expect an official announcement that the virus only infects white Americans who come into contact with either illegal aliens or naturalized brown people who arrived in the US less than 50 years ago.
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Works on snake bites or at least that’s what the guy told me we he got bit taking a piss.
     
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  17. shawnoc

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    First of all, I thought he said “rated”. Second of all, what is a Reagan Cub Scout?
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s like a regular Cub Scout only they forget the names of loved ones and get confused by their surroundings easily.
     
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  19. El Tiburon

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    It’s like a regular Cub Scout, but instead of helping old ladies cross the street safely they instead stand by watching people die of AIDS and pretend it’s not happening.
     
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  21. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I was going to go with someone infatuated with wrecking the economy for the benefit of the top 1%.
     
  22. BudKilmer

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  23. Truman

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    This is just corporate warfare to boost Dos X sales.

    /shu

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  24. Beeds07

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    Does that mean he blew Hollywood the way Nacy did?
     
  25. Crepeswithasmile

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    Jesus fucking christ

     
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  26. steamengine

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    Garth was on the OSU track team
     
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  27. bertwing

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    It’s good to see Zuck finally taking a stand against the #fakenews on his platforms

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  28. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  30. Prospector

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    so fucking on brand for the idiots
     
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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  32. shaolin5

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    Pence has got this. He's our Coronavirus Boi
     
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  33. Mix

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    I'm ready for some black on black crime that the Rs love so much.
     
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  34. Josey Wales

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    Wanna see white privilege? That fucking ape ran a state and his sycophant daughter became press sec. yuck.
     
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  35. Josey Wales

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    Seems like somewhat of a non point, considering geography and where infected people have shown. And I’m not saying I’ve got confidence trumps admin is ready to ramp up.
     
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  37. BudKilmer

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    cool cool cool
     
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  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  41. Mister Me Too

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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I'm aware. I cant tell parody anymore, if this was even parody.
     
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  43. Mister Me Too

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    This gives me a great idea for a grift, start an organization called UncleToms4Trump, pretend that the use of the phrase Uncle Tom is being done in an attempt to take back the word, similar to what was done with deplorable, and then watch the money roll on in.

    But unfortunately I could never do anything like that because my stupid upbringing would not allow me to sell my soul for money.
     
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