Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  2. Mister Me Too

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  3. BudKilmer

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    This admin hates poor kids more than I hate anything

     
  4. The Banks

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    Can someone spoiler the article? We are rural af up here so this would affect us big time.
     
  5. HoosDaMan

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    Matthews spoke out against Bernie and Progressives so he must be destroyed.
     
  6. Tug

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    well, yeah
     
  7. The Banks

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    We are pretty consistent on calling out anyone who is disingenuous. Especially those that spread information to millions of people. Are you saying that’s wrong?
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    Sounds good to me
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    glad you’re coming around
     
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  10. NCHusker

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    Shocking that tmb's resident disingenuous douche is coming to the aid of another disingenuous douche
     
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  11. HoosDaMan

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    not very nice. He was a stupid, sexist pig that not a single person cared about until he spoke out against Bernie.
     
  12. Andy Reocho

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    He’s getting shit on for how he was with Warren
     
  13. Oranjello

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    Education Dept. to Cut Off Federal Funding for Some Rural Schools
    A bookkeeping change at the department will cut thousands of dollars in aid to some of the poorest, most isolated schools in the country.
    By Erica L. Green

    • Feb. 28, 2020Updated 10:01 a.m. ET

    WASHINGTON — A bookkeeping change at the Education Department will kick hundreds of rural school districts out of a federal program that for nearly two decades has funneled funding to some of the most geographically isolated and cash-strapped schools in the United States.

    More than 800 schools stand to lose thousands of dollars from the Rural and Low-Income School Program because the department has abruptly changed how districts are to report how many of their students live in poverty. The change, quietly announced in letters to state education leaders, comes after the Education Department said a review of the program revealed that districts had “erroneously” received funding because they had not met eligibility requirements outlined in the federal education law since 2002.

    The department said it would strictly enforce a requirement that in order to get funding, districts must use data from the Census Bureau’s Small Area Income and Poverty Estimates to determine whether 20 percent of their area’s school-age children live below the poverty line.

    For about 17 years, the department has allowed schools to use the percentage of students who qualify for federally subsidized free and reduced-price meals, a common proxy for school poverty rates, because census data can miss residents in rural areas. Lawmakers have called on the Education Department to reverse its decision and instead keep using the meals data.

    Department officials said they were surprised to find out that the law had not been followed for more than a decade, and agreed that census data was not the right metric to determine eligibility for the program.

    Liz Hill, an Education Department spokeswoman, said the department “has drafted the legislative fix needed to use a free-and-reduced-lunch funding formula.”

    “When you discover you’re not following the law Congress wrote, you don’t double down, you fix it,” Ms. Hill said. “If that’s what’s Congress wants, Congress should pass it, and the Education Department will happily implement it. We will also continue to look for ways to help ensure students are not unnecessarily harmed.”


    The department’s notifications rattled rural districts, which have come to rely on the program to supplement the costs of services that are far less accessible to rural students, like technology, mental health and guidance counselors, and full-day kindergarten.

    Congress created the Rural Education Achievement Program, recognizing that rural schools lacked the resources to compete with their urban and suburban counterparts for competitive grants. The program is the only dedicated federal funding stream for rural school districts, lawmakers said.

    “Rural districts have budgeted for these resources, and the administration has given no consideration to how they will be impacted by this immediate cut to their funding,” said Sasha Pudelski, the advocacy director at AASA, the School Superintendents Association.

    In Oklahoma, which will see the number of eligible schools cut nearly in half, Matt Holder, the superintendent of Sulphur Public Schools, said the $30,000 cut to his 1,500-student district would cost him a reading specialist in his elementary school.

    In a district where 60 percent of students live in poverty, literacy is a ladder to opportunity, he said. “It’s important for us to have someone on staff to work with these students and get them where they need to be,” Mr. Holder said. “I feel like we’re cutting from the most vulnerable.”

    Chuck McCauley, the superintendent of the 6,000-student Bartlesville Public Schools in Oklahoma, said the district has tapped more than $100,000 per year for the past three years from the program to equip its students and teachers with computers.

    “We started the technology initiative because we really needed to level the playing field for them in their next steps,” he said. “Without those funds, we would not be where we are today.”

    The department’s decision to change the eligibility rules drew swift, bipartisan condemnation.

    In a letter this month to Betsy DeVos, the education secretary, Senator Susan Collins, Republican of Maine, said her state would lose $1.2 million under the change.

    Ms. Collins, an author of the Rural Education Achievement Program, said that the Education Department’s move undermined the program. The fact that 100 of the 149 schools in Maine that qualified last year would lose funding this year under the census criteria speaks to the shortcomings of relying solely on census data, she said.

    “If this decision is not reversed,” Ms. Collins wrote, “the department risks denying thousands of students living in rural Maine the chance to reach their full potentials.”

    Senator Jon Tester, Democrat of Montana, wrote that 220 of his state’s most remote, impoverished school districts would take a $400,000 cut from the change.

    “The department should be focusing on elevating school districts with the fewest resources instead of punishing small schools with harmful, last-minute policy changes,” Mr. Tester wrote.

    Rural school districts, which serve nearly one in seven public-school students, have long included the most underfunded and ignored schools in the country, advocates say.

    In its latest report, “Why Rural Matters,” the Rural School and Community Trust found that many districts “face nothing less than an emergency.” Nearly one in six students living in rural areas lives below the poverty line, one in seven qualifies for special education services, and one in nine has changed residence in the previous 12 months, the report said.

    “Many rural students are largely invisible to state policymakers because they live in states where education policy is dominated by highly visible urban problems,” the nonprofit, nonpartisan advocacy group concluded.

    Advocates were hoping that would change with President Trump.

    “Rural education advocates definitely hoped that a president elected, in part, because of rural and small-town voters would pay more attention to rural children,” said Alan Richard, a board member of the Rural School and Community Trust. “Even after the last election, with all the attention to rural America, little has been done to correct the inequity so many rural students face.”
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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  15. BWC

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    Imagine caping for Chris fucking Matthews. Have some self-respect, man
     
  16. Tobias

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    maybe try to read the article, you fucking dunce
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

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    Every conservative hates poor people and poor conservatives hate themselves almost as much as they hate minorities and their own families
     
  18. southlick

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  19. Andy Reocho

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    Isn’t it pretty common thought that he won’t get confirmed?
     
  20. Mix

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    The word is they want to use him not getting confirmed to keep an acting person there longer.
     
  21. The Banks

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    Yeah last time Donald tried to nominate him he withdrew his name 5 days later
     
  22. VaxRule

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  23. Josey Wales

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    AOC is everything the right had hoped Paul Ryan would be lolol
     
  24. Randy Dangus

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    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  25. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:


    When I saw Pornarooski Cruz call her out I thought “man she’s going to clap back with a haymaker.”


    It’s glorious
     
  26. bro

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    Her mentions/replies are bizarro-land
     
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  27. Josey Wales

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    Cognitive dissonance between how dismissive the right pretends to be about AOC and how much time they spending talking about her is astounding.
     
    #311427 Josey Wales, Feb 28, 2020
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  28. Mister Me Too

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    The Rupert Murdoch owned NY Post ran 20 stories about her in one day, but it’s because she’s not smart, it’s not they are terrified of her.
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    I have at least one of these ideas a day. Damn my parents for instilling morals.
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    I have none so can I use your likeness for the company? It will play better.
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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    Fuck literally all of this
     
  32. BudKilmer

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    Fire Brian Kemp straight into hell

     
  33. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    very shocking from a "vaccines cause autism" guy
     
  34. NYGator

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    Can confirm. I’m in south Florida and went out with a lot of my fraternity brothers from college and high school friends. Heard from quite a few that they heard that the flu is more deadly than coronavirus and that it is left wing politics that makes anyone feel otherwise. I said well coronavirus has been proven to transmit three times more easily and has mortality rate of twenty times that of the flu once you get it. The answer was well less people died from coronavirus than the flu.

    Convinced these people only think of whole numbers and do not understand trends. Explains thoughts on Trumps economy. If the Dow was one point higher and the unemployment rate was .1 percent lower than Obama they would say he did a better job.
     
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  35. NYGator

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    Not a bad idea.

     
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  36. NYGator

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  37. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Its called the GOP
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    “Fruit is the poison tree” is a treasonous fan favorite of the pro-Russia party.

    When you brag about suppressing people’s ability to vote, can really govern at all?

    If you want a movement, make some noise in your state and local governments. The federal government can only do so much.
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    They're closing the ones near minorities. Shocker. Not to mention Trump's white power rally in Charleston Friday
     
  40. bertwing

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    Ok now I’m team Steyer

     
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  41. Bruce Wayne

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    Be a real shame if that happened
     
  42. Doc Louis

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    And on their death beds they were left wondering, did they follow Q's prevention steps too much, or not enough?
     
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  43. Bruce Wayne

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    We leave Afghanistan and the Taliban pinky swears to never use it as a terrorist haven again. Thank you President Trump

     
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  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    I don't know what a good solution is. We are winning.
     
  45. Lyrtch

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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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  47. AIOLICOCK

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    Just gave Bernie my energy. Hopefully it's not the last time...
     
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  48. Nole0515

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    My guess is the Taliban has been keeping a list of everyone thats helped out the US Military and they're gonna start killing them and It will be very difficult to protect Unicef as well
     
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