Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

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    Agreed but I thought their jobs were to present the truth, not get access. Ideally you need the former to get the latter, but what is your profession worth if you're just peddling lies for access? Trump won't be around forever but fucking your credibility to stay on his good side seems counterproductive.
     
  2. Doc Louis

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    Why isn't that the new CompuServe? I hear it's all the rage at Circuit City these days.
     
  3. bertwing

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    We throttled your account to try and limit your shitposting

    Sorry you had to find out in front of everyone
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jokes on you, still shit posting freely
     
  5. Duck70

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    This website sucks on Chrome. I have to reload pages like 5x before I can read tweets
     
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  7. electronic

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    I switched to Firefox because of it and haven't had a single problem since.
     
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    I’d probably stop using chrome then.
     
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    It’s time we make the mainboard dot com great again.
     
  10. Duck70

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  11. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah I’ve got a phone call for I.P. Freely, is there an I.P. Freely here?
     
  12. BudKilmer

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  13. bro

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  14. Henry Blake

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  16. bro

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    Haberman
     
  17. NYGator

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    Thanks, it’s amazing, because I was looking for other context so I completely missed it was her.
     
  18. Fusiontegra

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    It's past the point where you shouldn't be using Chrome anyway.
     
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  19. NYGator

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    My company is a google shop so we rely on chrome for a lot of the built in google suite functionality. What browser are you recommending?
     
  20. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I know Chrome is the preferred for a lot of compatibility reasons, so I get professional use of it.

    But for personal use, the security and speed of Firefox has surpassed them. Both on mobile and desktop.
     
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  21. Schadenfred

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    So Maga wonders how Trump would have fared against the NYC press had he run for NY office.

    Well, we can guess how he would have fared, but we wouldn't have to guess whom he'd consult for public relations counseling. We know he'd use the same PR firm that his family has used for decades.

    What PR firm is that? The one where Maggie's own mother is an Executive Vice President and Media Director.

    https://rubenstein.com/who-we-are/nancy-haberman-2/
     
  22. NYGator

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    I was a Firefox user for so long and begrudgingly and unhappily switched to google about 6 or so years ago. At the time Firefox was becoming pretty sluggish and large compared to earlier iterations. Have they scaled it back since then?
     
  23. Mister Me Too

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    People are all wrong on Maggie, she’s not a Trump lackey at all, she’s a Javanka lackey. The only time she writes negative stories about this administration is when there’s a scandal that could have negative implications for Jared’s and/or Ivanka and by negative implications I mean could get them cast out of their social circle.

    The stories that she writes that are critical always focus on Trump and make sure to point away from Javanka and puts it squarely on Trump and other advisors, i.e. the Muslim ban, banning transgender from serving in the military and of course the mishandling of the Coronavirus that’s impacting NYC.
     
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  24. Fusiontegra

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    We are same but sometime last year, they pretty did massive overhaul. With multiple tabs open, they're now measurably faster than Chrome...and don't collect personal data the way Google does.
     
  25. Schadenfred

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    In other words, Maggie is in public relations like her mother, albeit with a different method of operation. As such, she can't be trusted.
     
  26. Mister Me Too

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    Yes, but I just want to make that distinction so that people don’t get confused and start believing that she has somehow changed, this is actually normal for her.
     
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  28. Henry Blake

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    "I'm hearing stories [in my syphilitic mind] ..." :rolleyes::
     
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  29. Mister Me Too

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  30. NYGator

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    How long before I yell at the screen?
     
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    They will be great lives! Thanks, Mr. President!
     
  32. NYGator

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    Is there a segment of society that genuinely enjoys every sycophant saying Thank you for your leadership, Mr. president?
     
  33. Henry Blake

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    So bizarre for the carnival barker to MC every one of these.
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

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    "My Pillow Guy is gonna save us all, and then who'll be laughing?" - Talking Head probably
     
  35. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  36. Josey Wales

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    This shit needs to leak while america is at home pretending to work remotely.
     
  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    If you haven't already, report gun girl's racist tweet.
     
  38. AIOLICOCK

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    Oh damn, she dressed herself like an indian. Holy shit.
     
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  40. Beeds07

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    I wonder how she's holding up with the toilet paper shortage?
     
  41. Doc Louis

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    Oh I get it, wearing ill fitting jackets is a New Yorker thing. Like yellow timberlands.
     
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  42. Beeds07

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    Is that one or two L's in Nobel for Trump's Peace prize?
     
  43. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  44. BudKilmer

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    Great job bettercallsaul


     
  45. bro

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  46. Henry Blake

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    When I think of shipments of ppe being sent out from FEMA/Fed stockpiles to hospitals, I picture a couple of guys in their 20s staring at a vague email on their tablet from FEMA. They put the tablet down and put whatever they think is best on the pallets and send them on their way.