Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. The Banks

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  2. Fancy

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  3. London Humphreys

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  4. SLEEPY

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    What is he thinking Dobbs is gonna be able to do?

     
  5. BellottiBold

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    Wow look at all those Repub...

    Oh.


    Also fuck you Joe.
     
  6. soulfly

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    I don’t see anything coming from this. It’s highly unlikely that a legitimate D presidential candidate emerges from a small blue state ever.

    But Inslee vs Merkley? Let’s get it on!
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

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    ^ mad that the candidate is coming from oregon and not washington
     
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  8. soulfly

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    Inslee is contemplating running. I thought that was clear in the post :idk:
     
  9. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    #PrayForGuajhladdaaah
     
  10. Joe_Pesci

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  11. soulfly

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    Yet he’s governed over a more progressive state than Oregon. This despite having to deal with bullshit from Amazon, Microsoft, Starbucks, Costco, et al.

    Regardless, my point stands as it pertains to small blue states and presidential candidates
     
  12. Joe_Pesci

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    What a brave man he must be
     
  13. soulfly

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    Point still remains :idk:
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

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    right, right, small blue states don't win. congratulations, you watched the West Wing.
     
  15. soulfly

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    Come on.

    You know I’ve got my head way too far up my snobby film ass to have ever seen an episode of west wing.
     
  16. Joe_Pesci

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    you should watch that show

    and try not to fall in like with cj cregg
     
  17. soulfly

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    I’ve heard great things about it from friends that don’t have shit taste, so it’s been on my radar for a while.

    I’m not much of a series person, but am admittedly in awe at The Bridge’s camera work.
     
  18. visa

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    Literally
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  19. Schadenfred

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    My favorite scene:

     
  20. bertwing

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    I was working a basketball tournament this weekend and was in the hospitality room getting some food in between games. Seated at a table were two of the school principals and the district superintendent. When I walked in one of the ladies in the office was talking about how her son gets a lot of crap for his MAGA hat at college. The school superintendent and the HS principal both agreed that they weren't surprised, and that colleges are just liberal cesspools among other things.

    It was pretty cool to hear the top educators in my kids school district get their talking points from Fox News.

    I hate Arkansas so much
     
  21. bertwing

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    I'm am going to be one cunty motherfucker to everyone in this god forsaken state when Trump and his band of idiots gets deep dicked by Mueller
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

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    This is my cousin’s kid...so also my cousin.


    Then this guy comes in with a good tweet

    And now the mother chimes in
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    I hate my extended family.
     
  24. jrmy

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    Nothing he’s wished on that kid is as bad as what his dumbass parents are doing to him
     
  25. London Humphreys

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    Would be a real shame for her to be separated from her son.
     
  26. Bruce Wayne

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    "This great nation can tolerate a President who makes mistakes. But it cannot tolerate one who makes a mistake and then breaks the law to cover it up," Hatch, who was then a Utah senator, said at the time.

    "Upholding our Constitution — a sacred document that Americans have fought and died for — is more important than any one person, including the President of the United States."
     
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  27. tmbrules

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    This is gonna backfire on the libs in 2019. They always stand up and shit in their own nest.


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  28. indeed

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    Build that makeshift Wall!

     
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  29. electronic

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    I haven’t paid a lot of attention to this, but am I correct that it wouldn’t have been a problem if Trump made the payments himself and had the porn stars he fucked while married to Melania sign confidentiality clauses in their settlement agreements? Why didn’t he do that?
     
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  30. BWC

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    Because he is insultingly stupid, which also happens to be Reason #2 that his followers fawn over him.
     
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    im surprised he even bothered to wrap up that storyarc
     
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  32. tmbrules

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    It's not really an issue. Its a manufactured issue by the media. The headlines this weekend "WE got him!" ..... Monday morning it was just libs and the media running their mouths again. They peaked way too soon and Trump will tear them up on the campaign trail for not producing anything with their investigations.
     
  33. tmbrules

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    ACtually if you can read they were calling the libs insultingly stupid because they think there is some sort of crime there.
     
  34. jrmy

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    Thank you President (Low) T for (saying that you are) solving this problem (that you invented to rally inbred racists).
     
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  35. tmbrules

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    So like Steph Curry and the moon landing you don't think there was caravan heading to the border? It was just one big conspiracy by Trump?

    Or was it just a manufatured issue like the campaign payments and Muh Russia?
     
  36. pez

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    Yes. Because he’s an idiot
     
  37. bwi2

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    At least with respect to the Daniels payoff, he would have had to disclose it - it would still be a campaign finance violation if undisclosed, just not an excess contribution violation.
     
  38. tmbrules

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    Even my lib friends agree this is a nothing burger.
     
  39. electronic

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    That didn’t address the questions I asked at all.
     
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  40. BWC

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    Gots to use the phrase of the day to spice things up.
     
  41. tmbrules

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    Im not a lawyer buddy. But the notion they are gonna take down a president for paying off a couple (well 1 at least) ugly hookers is ridiculous on its surface.
     
  42. NYGator

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    He broke felony campaign finance laws, bank fraud laws, and money laundering laws in order to win the seat he holds. Keep up your wishful thinking. You are a completely dishonest broker of information. Please share that with your "lib friends."
     
  43. tmbrules

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    Keep waiting. Its gonna be a lonnnnng wait.

    One of these days you guys will stop shooting yourselves in the foot.

    The only ones dishonest are the libs. You keep telling people stuff that just doesn't turn out to be true. Case in point, Trump will not be evicted from office for paying a couple hookers to be silent. You can take it to the bank, its not gonna happen. The reason is that it would do more political damage to dems than repubs if they did that.
     
  44. tmbrules

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    Lets just say you are right and it was a campaign violation (it wasn't, but for sake of argument). He still isn't getting kicked out of office.


    And what happened to Muh Russia?






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  45. BWC

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  46. prerecordedlive

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    You guys just can’t help yourselves from responding to Muh Retards. Haven’t you figured out you can’t win an argument against someone too fucking stupid to realize they’ve lost?
     
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  47. tmbrules

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    Lets see where you stand. Will Trump get kicked out of office for campaign finance violations? We can come back in a couple months and see which news source was right.

    My guess is even though FOX is right, you will still watch trash MSNBC.
     
  48. tmbrules

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    If you haven't noticed we do a lot of winning on this side over here. Im not tired yet though
     
  49. Bruce Bowen

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    Is Mexico paying our military? Cause I thought they were paying for the wall?
     
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  50. RGClemson05

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    I don’t think the SDNY campaign finance case will get him kicked out of office (although the same type of case made John Edwards politically toxic). Ultimately, it will be Mueller’s report that ends the Trump presidency.