Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    rules you don't know any of these people and you aren't actually rich, stop cosplaying on the internet douchebag
     
  2. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Slight might be an understatement, but the point certainly holds. The absurdity of it all would be hilarious if it wasn't going to screw over so many human beings who already have it tough (and I'm not only talking about people in China).
     
  3. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I’d give probably a pinky to hear every call trump made in the past few months to try and cultivate a new CoS.

    Which reminds me of that time 38 years ago when the Opie and Anthony guy or whoever made his way onto the Airforce One phone and talked to trump when he was in Montana campaigning against Tester.
     
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  4. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    This is the real-life version of billionaires playing The Sims
     
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  5. BellottiBold

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    maybe we can finally throw newt in jail too
     
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  6. El Tiburon

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    Guys, tariffs on China is what is going to bring auto makers back to the US. Which has been conclusively proven by *checks notes* GM and Ford announcing plant closures all over the US due to *checks notes again* ...tariffs?

    I believe Travel Pro, yo.
     
  7. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    We're deporting current Americans back to Vietnam work those jobs. MAGA
     
  8. El Tiburon

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  9. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    She’s looking rough :blech:

     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    :doge: Gotta be the body double.
     
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  11. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Is this you joe?

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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Yeah holy hell, that can't be her.
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    that guy has too much hair to be me
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Madison Ivy
     
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  15. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    i've heard of... such things
     
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  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    what the fuck Kentucky




     
  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    end of thread




    :ahh:
     
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  19. ned's head

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    Jesus. 5 person brokerage houses have ways to monitor trading, but we can't do it for the people who fucking vote on legislation?

     
  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    "ethics experts say the purchase underscores the moral hazard of lawmakers owning assets in areas of industry affected by legislation they are in positions to author." NO DUH
     
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  21. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    These people are so fucked up in the head
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  23. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Hilton Honors VIP
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    *googles Lindsay statements on John Edwards*
     
  24. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    This being is the first thing that has surprised me in months. How on earth is that real
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s an attempt to humanize his beliefs and show how cheeky, fun and down to earth he is.
     
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  26. Guns

    Guns horse paste aficionado
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    you can google progressive tax brackets, too.
     
  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :warn:
     
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  28. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  29. Doc Louis

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    Role play night where he made her look like Ivanka
     
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  30. Brocktoon

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    she's turning into Stifler's mom
     
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  31. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i never would have guessed that a relative of farva's would go to michigan
     
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  32. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Cars are made with parts and materials from all over the world. Car manufacturers don’t want their long term manufacturing decisions to be held hostage by the personal whims of a singular unstable head of state.
     
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  33. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    SIAP
     
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  34. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    They also don’t want to pay a %40 tariff to sell a car in China. All he is asking for is a fair deal for our country. Something none of our past presidents would do.
     
  35. indeed

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    Nancy kicking Ass

     
  36. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Remember when you idiots didn’t want her as speaker? Yeah this is going to be awesome.
     
  37. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    Mexico .... China ..... whoever. Even after all his golf trips and travel expenses there is plenty of credit left over to pay for the wall.

     
  38. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    She is probably the most incompetent congressperson for the Dems. So in other words, a great pick for the dems, albeit par for the course.

    You guys had a chance to go with a fresh new face, turn the tide and change the guard. But you went with a 70+ year old white lady suffering from Alzheimers.
     
  39. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    ordered by the judge in flynn’s case. hmmm...


    interview with flynn was on January 24, 2017. the 302 re: the interview is dated August 22, 2017. strzok was fired from his position at the SC office on August 16, 2017.

    strzok did not prepare a 302 of the interview for 7 months, and only after he was removed from the SC office?

    I think that’s a legit Brady issue.
     
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  40. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    it’s pathetic how desperately fans of teams we play are trying to talk themselves into it being a bad hire. just hoping and wishing from rivals imo
     
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  41. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Bold for the judge to order a broken link
     
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  42. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Less than a year from your name being fuck Mack brown instead of Tobias
     
  43. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  44. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I thought something was put in place to restrict trading among congress members as a result of the outcry when 60 Minutes detailed members profiting prior to the stock market collapse?
     
  45. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Saudi Arabia come on down!
     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Mueller is going to burn it all down
     
  47. Keef

    Keef Liked by Pierre Gasly
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    That will be what gets Trump to fire Mueller.
     
  48. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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