Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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  3. NYGator

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  4. The Banks

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    And for fucks sake put a parental lock on Fox News for their cable/satellite
     
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    I hope he wins
     
  8. Truman

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    Id argue that Ricketts is extremely competent, which makes him much more dangerous than that buffoon Brownback.

    Ricketts are awful people.
     
  9. steamengine

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  10. steamengine

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    “Hard to imagine a mom losing her son like this at the age of 106”

    I don’t think the grieving mother thing applies here, msnbc lady.
     
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  11. chuckmasterflex

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  12. Constant

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    I just fell in love.
     
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    There is a K-12 school like a mile from that prison that's been on lockdown for precaution too. Most of the prisoners and staff with symptoms have been treated and released though.
     
  14. bro

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    lol at 40 casualties. Don't think anyone has died yet. A bit of sensationalism there
     
  15. Teflon Queen

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    Casualty =/= death
     
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  16. Crepeswithasmile

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    it's a prison, every single person there is dead on the inside.
     
  17. joe-

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    casualty doesn’t mean they died
     
  18. bro

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    thanks dairy queen
     
  19. joe-

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    no I’m joe

    HTH
     
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  22. pez

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    That’s just the deep state covering it up. The Daily caller’s anonymous sources are more trustworthy than the FBI
     
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  23. bertwing

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    Congrats to that FBI official on his unemployment
     
  24. prerecordedlive

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    That Texas GOP account literally can’t find bad things to say about Beto and it’s hilarious.
     
  25. Big Meech

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    Yes, he did. He also called Gillum "articulate." It's embarrassing.

    I met DeSantis on a couple occasions years ago. Actually spent a decent bit of time chatting. Very smart guy. Impeccable resume. I had high hopes for him. It's sad what he has become. He's also emblematic of the far right GOP right now. DeSantis is smart as hell - he knew exactly what he was saying when he used the terms articulate and monkey.
     
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    That should suppress the millennial votes
     
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  28. PeterGriffin

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    If he knew anything about anything, he'd immediately decriminalize it nationally and offer all 18-30 year olds one free pound on November 5th. Guaranteed voter suppression.
     
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    I'd love to see their data that shows the life threatening issues Hemp provides. It'll somehow be a threat to coal miners or truckers according to their 'data'
     
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  30. Schadenfred

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    By the way, someone should inquire about the employee at Trump International Golf Club (West Palm) who worked in the men's locker room and was found with bags of marijuana in his locker. You know, more than enough to be charged with intent to deal/traffic. This was all swept under the rug and was never reported anywhere. I wonder why...

    His name is Barry. He was (maybe still is?) the assistant shoe guy. He was charged but ultimately had his charges dropped. He somehow kept his job. Also, the next year (either 2013 or 2014; cant remember) was the first year that the Trump Org stopped drug-testing its employees. I wonder why...
     
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  31. BellottiBold

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    Little bitch warring with Sessions in public while actually doing his bidding
     
  32. Duck2013

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    Idk if this has been posted or not but this is hilarious

     
  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    How is every Republican/GOP twitter account so bad at writing jokes? Good lord
     
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  34. ohhaithur

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    or you could just put your father in a home where he belongs
     
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  35. Crepeswithasmile

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    or kill him and save a lot of money. #lifehack
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Trumptards: IT'S A COMMON PHRASE

    Dictionary.com: No. No it's not
     
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  38. Duck70

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    They are starting to get away with showing nazi signs much more than they used to.

    Also fascists get around it by adopting other symbols much like here in the US.
     
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  39. Beeds07

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    They lack the ability to be self deprecating needed to be even remotely funny, or that stick lodged up their asses makes it impossible to be humerous.
     
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  40. Fran Tarkenton

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    Party of Small, Limited Government. State's Rights!

     
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  41. Jc6

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    Lol. Trump still has no idea how trade works. He hired Peter Navarro as his trade expert. The irony is that Trump is the only person on the planet dumb enough to hire him as an expert on anything. Even the fringe econ guys laugh at Navarro.

    The best people doh.
     
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  42. GoS

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    I have too much experience in this state. With these people. Again, we need to get every single person under 30 out in Nov or "The Villages" win.
     
  43. Prospector

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    Used Alabama song too
     
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  44. pez

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    Like I’m going to listen to a left leaning book like the dictionary. Nice try
     
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