Trumpocalypse: YES! (Probably)

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  1. westcoastbias

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    Tax returns aren't going to show anything "hidden" that will change votes. Probably just show that he's not making much money/success relative to what he claims.

    He doesn't want to be embarrassed, that's why he cares.
     
  2. afb

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    the only thing he's trying to hide is his worth

    I seriously think this is gonna be something where people build up what is in there, it comes out, shows some odd stuff but ultimately nothing happens
     
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  3. PeterGriffin

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    Okay, I know we're on the same side and I'm just feeling testy this morning. I apologize for bringing that energy in here.
     
  4. slogan119

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    It also gives people an extra day to comb through it and analyze.
     
  5. steamengine

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    Saying it’s already government policy might be a stretch. These people couldn’t implement something this complex even if dhs were on board.
     
  6. Jax Teller

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    The internet should be shut down, it was a mistake. That may have been my first look at r/the Donald. What a fucking cesspool.
     
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  7. sflnole

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    :clap:
     
  8. AlternativeFactsRule

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    The information in his tax returns being inconsistent with information submitted to banks and insurance companies would be evidence of some criminality.
     
  9. NYGator

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    I respectfully disagree. His worth is not just an ego thing. It is also a fraud thing. I believe there will also be entanglements with foreign entities at a minimum that will point to potential policy decisions.
     
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  10. Tobias

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    really good stuff as always

     
  11. NYGator

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    Oh cool, flying tankers? So this wasn't a result of not raking the church.

    FYI, responses are great.
     
  12. pez

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    Paris Climate Deal banned all flying water tankers. I’m glad we got out
     
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  13. bro

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    maybe caused by whatever construction is clearly occurring on its roof
     
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  14. afb

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  15. NYGator

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    We can pretty much insert this into anything that happened to date. I still have faith that at some point in time it will mean something. We are in the fog right now. It won't be foggy forever. When the story is finally told the receipts will matter.
     
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  16. afb

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  17. afb

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    I hope so, but my whole schtick with this republican senate is just vote the fucker out bc it feels like nothing will happen. The dude committed obstruction of justice live on tv, then we all just moved on to the next day.
     
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  18. bertwing

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    Fucking flying water tankers

    Very good brain
     
  19. shaolin5

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  20. NYGator

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    I feel your pain. I think we all do.
     
  21. NYGator

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    He has the best ideas. Dump thousands of pounds of water on an old wooden roof.
     
  22. Doug

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    This one just feels like he's trying too hard to say something stupid to distract.
     
  23. CaneKnight

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    Hopefully all the farmers starve. This is what they wanted after all
     
  24. dome foam

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    my favorite tweets are when he just randomly offers feigned expertise to solve a problem that is not his problem.
     
  25. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    They should’ve raked the cathedral.
     
  26. Prospector

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    Is The Sodomite “King Of Cocks” Is Preparing The Way For The Woman Of Sin?
    By Andrew Bieszad on April 10, 2019 in Featured, General
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    Truth is stranger than fiction, and this is no truer than with the current presidential elections, where the Democrats are putting forth candidates that clearly cannot with. The current favorite being heavily promoted is the sodomite Pete Buttigieg, an open sodomite whose last name, Maltese in origin, comes from the Arabic “Abu Ad-Dajjaj,” meaning “father of chickens”, which given the phraseology would be better translated as “king of chickens” or perhaps, “king of cocks.”

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    A sodomite whose name means “The king of cocks” is running to be president of the US. How fitting, and it is without a doubt a subtle mockery of the current state of the US, a nation whose people have embraced sodomy by the super majority and as such, means the nation is on the road to perdition.
    Now Buttigieg has almost no chance of winning due to a multiplicity of reasons. However, what he is doing is to set a precedent in preparation for the future election, namely that of 2024 when the Democrats will likely have power shift to them.

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    2016 saw the first serious woman run for president in the figure of Hillary Clinton, who was loved by millions and received a majority of the votes among the American people, as Trump won due to the Electoral College. The nation has shown its willingness to accept a woman for a president just as it accepted a black man for a president with Obama in 2008.

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    The rise of sodomy in the US as an accepted lifestyle practice directly correlates with the support that Buttigieg is receiving. However, most of his support will be among dedicated Democrats. Men of all party alignments, while a majority of which support the LGBT, are not per se ready to “elect” a sodomite like Buttigieg, who is “married” and is rather effeminate based on his looks.

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    Buttigieg gives the impression of a Mitt Romney- one looks at him, and one does not exactly feel “attracted” (in the sense of supporting him) to him, or that he would be “strong” enough to “lead America,” even though the real leadership comes from bankers and industrialists with specific names and family lineages which are well-known and have been discussed extensively.

    What then if these two trends were to be combined together? What if it were to be a woman and a sodomite, who just so happens also to have a religious background while being non-religious herself, and has a physical “look” and lifestyle that would seduce people to vote for her? I speak of a modern-day woman of sin, and who like the “father of cocks” also carries the name of sin in her name, that being Senator Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona.

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    She is an objectively attractive sodomite, having been married to a man but has since chosen to leave her husband and assume a new residence at the gardens of Gomorrah. She is physically fit and keeps active regularly, having recently competed in a marathon in New Zealand. She has stood publicly against many Democrat policies considered repugnant by Republicans, and gives the impression of being a “reasonable” person with something of an independent mind- the “strong business woman” that so enamors Americans of all races and many classes.

    And did I mention that she is a sodomite? A white and blonde lesbian, to be specific. Since lesbianism- a form of sodomy condemned by Sacred Scripture -is the top sexual fantasy of American men and has been for decades, her very lifestyle would seduce many a voter regardless of political affiliation to stand with her, especially if done in collaboration with her already held public persona. There would be more than a few Republicans who would experiment with voting Democrat if she was on the ballots. With the Baby Boomers having one last major election in 2020 before they continue their descent into the annals of history to which all generations eventually go, Trump is likely going to be their last major president whose election they will influence before finally passing the majority of what influence they had to what is left of Generation X, the Millennials, and Gen Z, the latter who are on waiting lists to buy in the same neighborhood in which Lot put his house for sale.

    Many who voted for Hillary chanted the mantra that “the future is female.” It is a known fact that the future involves a visit to the plains of Middle Ghor, where Sodom once stood before being annihilated by fired from Heaven. But what if the future were both female and Sodom?

    It is a possibility that one should not overlook, whether it be Sinema or another woman of sin, or even a man, because it does not really matter who the person is, but rather the principle expressed by the person.

    All elections are reflections in the mirror of the public self. People vote for candidates who most look like them, and most politics is spent over a candidate attempting to make himself look like the people he sees so to compel them to vote for him, of which the media does play a role in helping influence, but ultimately comes down to the people themselves, for one truly can only influence a person and never force him to choose something evil. For example, even the best of marketers could scarcely penetrate the souls of many a man in sub-Saharan African to bend over for the sodomite agenda, as many of the sons of Ham there still have not forgotten the law of God written on their hearts and the hearts of all men.

    The results of a given series of conclusions are determined by choices which came from previous choices. The support of the LGBT in the US did not come out of nothing, as once upon a time the opposition to these things was just as normal as it is in most of Africa. It was choices, little by little, that ate away at the Faith which brought the European peoples out of barbarism to civilization and has largely turned them back into the pagans they once were, this time with the veneer of civilization.

    The 2020 election is not a relevant presidental election, but 2024 will be. The “father of cocks” has a unknown chance at getting the nomination for the Democrat party, and there is a high likelihood he will not win if he is chosen to represent the Democrat party. However, his presence is setting up a precedent that may allow for the nomination of a candidate in the future, be it a woman, sodomite, or both, or more, who will bring the nation further down the road to hell that she has already chosen to travel, for the driver of the cab goes only where the passenger tells him.
     
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  27. NYGator

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    what in the fucking fuck
     
  28. Joe_Pesci

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  29. AlternativeFactsRule

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    The author of that story was clearly struggling with his lesbian fantasies about Kyrsten Sinema
     
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  30. Truman

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    :roll:

    That is by far the funniest thing ive read in a while.

    Not so funny - those are sincere thoughts in that article
     
  31. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Thank you for the update from ShoeBat. Com
     
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  33. Prospector

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    had never heard of it, regret giving them a hit
     
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  34. Bruce Wayne

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    Are we sure THEHEBREW1 didnt write that?
     
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  35. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Too much praise of European culture
     
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  36. Mister Me Too

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    The proper response to this should be:

    Mayor of sanctuary city sets up undocumented immigrant tent city outside of every Trump property in their respective city.
     
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  37. NYGator

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    This was missing

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  38. Prospector

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  39. cutig

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    Lol @ getting the presidential medal of freedom for winning the masters
     
  40. BellottiBold

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    Fuck Tiger forever if he accepts that shit.
     
  41. bro

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    They do have a bond due to their love of adultery.

    I feel like Nike will advise him not to. Which will be quite embarrassing for Trump. Which would be great
     
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  42. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    He 100% will
     
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  43. Lyrtch

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    he's been a frequent golf partner of Trump for years, he's 100% accepting it
     
  44. Duck70

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    wrong thread
     
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  45. NYGator

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    Thank you, President of Golf
     
  46. hipsterjoe

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    Trumpocalypse: Sports (golf)
     
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  47. Beeds07

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    Sadly, a guy I grew up with and consider a close friend could have written this. If there are any OU fans here, he was the father of a former WR you had.
     
  48. Truman

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  49. Sub-Zero

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    Trump presenting a medal of freedom to a man who made a comeback from cheating on his wife with pornstars is very on brand.

    I'm actually a Tiger Woods fan who thinks his actual comeback from a physical sense with all of his injuries and surgeries is incredible. Just wanted to go for the joke and don't want to be the Sarah Spain of this thread, thanks
     
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  50. BellottiBold

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    I'm aware of this, but this strikes me as possibly different