Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Fran Tarkenton

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    Imagine the economic anxiety due to automation if the first Black POTUS had tweeted out he was going to use his Office of the United States to free a Hip Hop artist friend.
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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  3. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Why are you insisting on holding Trump accountable for the words that he said as an "adult"/"man"/"biologically-mature person"?
     
  4. naganole

    naganole I'm a pretty big deal around here.
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  5. indeed

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    A Bill Barr DOJ is not going to permit a Democrat to win in 2020.

    I’m either going to move to a different country or OD on fentanyl if he wins again.
     
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  6. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    You’ll just die of natural causes
     
  7. Tug

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    Correct

    Lol
     
  8. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Hey did anybody hear that Amazon is being pressured to sell gay conversion books?

    Not sure if it’s been posted.
     
  9. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    I am likely in much better shape than you and could defeat you in a foot race and various other metrics of physical prowess.
     
  10. Tug

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    I know someone in Toledo that wants to accept this challenge if you’re game
     
  11. VaxRule

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    Riner, is that you?
     
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  12. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    After venturing into Ohio, once, I’ve adopted a general rule that I will not set foot into Ohio ever again.
     
  13. VaxRule

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    You decided to go to school in central PA
     
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  14. Tug

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    Smartest thing I’ve seen you say in this board
     
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  15. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    What can I say, the allure of JoePa and Chi Os was hard to resist.

    But PA is not Ohio my friend.
     
  16. ~ taylor ~

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    North Carolina is getting smarter and more diverse. Ohio is getting dumber and less diverse. Georgia will be blue before Ohio.
     
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  17. steamengine

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    Never been to Ohio excluding the airports.

    Never will either.


    :mulletsmug:
     
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  18. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I went to Cleveland for a couple of days on business and it was a neat little place
     
  19. Tobias

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    only driven through once and outside of cincy it was trash. getting to ann arbor was worth it tho
     
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  20. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    I went to Findlay Ohio and have lifelong ptsd.

    What the fuck kind of place is that.
     
  21. Tobias

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    drove by dayton at 4:30 on a december afternoon and it looked like a nuclear holocaust

    fight me herb.burdette
     
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  22. GoodForAnother

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    he just became president
     
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  23. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    You will have to take a number and wait your turn.
     
  24. steamengine

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    Yeah Ann Arbor is tight.
     
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  25. steamengine

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    Thought leaders unite.
     
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  26. steamengine

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    She’ll be at the White House (possibly employed there) within two weeks.

     
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  27. steamengine

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  28. jokewood

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    The Wright Brothers were just looking for a faster way to get out of Dayton.
     
  29. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    in the process of calling my aunt (who lives states away and has always been very nice to me as a child) a racist on Facebook

    and I only found out that she was a crazy bigot because she friended me on FB
    and yes I know I shouldn't use facebook
     
  30. AIOLICOCK

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    How can something that isn't even an organization be a terrorist organization?
     
  31. Truman

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  32. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Gonna need the post.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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    I always forget about this fucking gremlin until he says something idiotic :laugh:
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    But they refuse to address or outright defend white nationalist crime


    :babyneedabottle:
     
  35. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    So lech
     
  36. BWC

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    In THAT part, it essentially is. If not worse
     
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  37. BWC

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    Cedar Point is worth it. Columbus is nice. Otherwise...
     
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  38. Blu Tang Clan

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    Central Pennsylvania is a special kind of awful.
     
  39. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Gross non-Regulations aside it's amazing human people are ok developing it. But I've lost faith in humanity already soooo
     
  40. ~ taylor ~

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    Imagine being an immigrant who supports Trump.
     
  41. Schadenfred

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    You obviously never traveled in any direction out of State College.

    Pennsylvania is the Midwest in the west, the Mid-Atlantic in the east, and Alabama in the middle.
     
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  42. Sub-Zero

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    Easy to imagine. There's a sad human complex for people who achieve something then look down on people trying to achieve the same thing.

    Just look at the asshats who oppose student debt relief becuase they paid theirs off. There's something about feeling better than someone that people can't handle if someone tries to equalize things.
     
  43. BWC

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    Pennsyltucky
     
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  44. BWC

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    Out of State College? State College is Bama, minus the football success, plus the child rape.
     
  45. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Nobody was more fervently anti potato-famine Irish immigration than lace-curtain Irish.
     
  46. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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  47. Duval

    Duval On a gravy train with biscuit wheels
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    guessing the posters on tmb who didnt want Dylan Roof charged as a terrorist would agree with this
     
  49. BudKilmer

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    LMFAO holy shit :roll:


    Edit: also had me laughing






     
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