U.S. Open Cup

finally

the unfortunate truth about this competition

 

Awwww, it’s so cute that fans of teams not nearly good enough to lose the final of our most prestigious competition, no longer “care about it”. Sorry I’ll be paying attention when the two best teams in American Club football meet each other.

 

YOUR Sporting KC WIZ:



The loathed and hated fighting will ferrell money grab:

 

Friendly reminder, if LAFC win they will LITERALLY make kids with cancer cry. Just evil disgusting filthy “people” out there in “La La” land. Makes me wanna puke.

 

My friend out there said LAFC played KCs intro music and used our announcer to announce the lineup. That’s nice. Now that I’ve said that, Go Fucck Yourself L.A. Formally Chivas.

 

Ohhhhh shit. Alan stung that one. Good save from that French Fuck.

 

Love this man

 

Only thing Salloi has done is run into his own teammate to dislodge the ball…3 times.

 

Alan is good at the 9.5 role when one of two things happens. He either has great attacking wingers to play in (Russell/Salloi 4 years ago), or he has a dedicated 9 to play off of (Agada). This line up is only dangerous in open play if Johnny or Thommy do something special.

 

The lovable underdog darling midbest SKC keep it level versus the vile wicked worst coast elite LA”FC”. You can tell the entire country is on pins and needles rooting on your argyle boys in blue.

 

Longer this stays level the tighter the celeb Pro-Am team will play. French he knows he can’t outduel Melia in PKs

 

Also, found my custom SKC whiskey rocks glass in the cabinet over halftime. Only bust it out for big matches so it’s been collecting dust and cobwebs for damn near a decade. You’re welcome America

 

Do we have VAR? Because it was a two hand tug on Tommy to start that break.

 

They’re both off

 

Fucking bullshit.

 

Money wins out. LA Finals Chokers can’t get results on their own. Damn shame.

 

Wow. That's criminal negligence to let that goal stand.

Anyways, get fucked DirtBall

 

Thommy clearly fouled in the build up



Look at the distance from the line in the grass. He’s off, and in NO FUCKING WAY did that beautiful French fuck “re-establish” himself to score.

 

BALL

 

DONT

 

LIE

 

Soccer gods vs Sunil+DonG. Can good finally defeat evil?

 

FUCK, forgot this was a rule. My bad guys.

 

Even TayTay the StL fanboy knows KC was fucked:

 

Anyways, an actual legit goal was scored tonight:

THOMMY GUNNNN

 

Stopping the game for a head injury but no card for the elbow to the fucking HEAD!?!?

 

Here we go, it’s clear who the powers at be want to win…….KC vs the world……again.

 

Seriously, quit standing for just one second you cunts

 

TIMMY FUCKING MELIA LETS GOOOOOOO

 

Holy fuck. RB Khirey Shelton just stone walled Denis 1v1.

 

A FUCKING FOOT OFF!!!!!

 

No. Not Ilie. And NOT KEI. NO!!!

 

WHAT A FUCKING TACKLE!!!! JAKE DAVIS THE OP KID!!!!

 

Denis dives twice trying to draw a PK and no card

 

TIMMY!!!!!!!!

 

EXTRAS!!! One amazing goal and one bitch made DonG/Sunil ordered bullshit goal. Switch to Argyle kit/scarf/hat for 2H but I’m thinking old school rainbow kit is due to out power these evil worst coast elites.

 

Russell looking gassed. Dig deep lad

 

Love this kid

 

Afraid he’s leaving John and Alan in for PKs but don’t know if we’ll get there with their dead legs.

 

God damnit. They subbed in Kei. Don’t do this to me bro, I love you, you love KC, you once kissed my wife. COME ON!

 

IT WAS ON HER CHEEK YOU PERVERTS!!!

 

We got Jimmy and Lasso in our corner, isn’t that Hollywood enough for you Sunil!?!?!?

 

Hollywood bias. Disgusting. Don’t even make me get racial about it.

 

John’s been fouled NINE FUCKING TIMES pull the yellows ya cunt

 

It goes to PKs and Kei and Ilie both purposely miss because they love me with all their hearts…

 

Voloder is dogshit

 

That’s the match. We were playing for PKs and it won’t happen now. Fucking sucks a goal that a 3 year old knew wasn’t legal got them here. Enjoy your disgraced cup you losers.

 

Cool. Blow the whistle with 30 seconds left you bitch;