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  1. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    fake news.gif that was an edit

    then you got some mod to remove the "Edited at ...." notice
     
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  2. jrmy

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    Are we just unloading the benches tonight
     
  3. GeneralPaton

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    Matt Austin is incredibly stupid. Not in reference to this play necessarily, I agree with the call on the field. But every time he talks, we all get dumber.
     
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  4. skiedfrillet

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    he's never had an intelligent remark
     
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  5. GeneralPaton

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    Entire team is hurt. The freshman filling in are doing alright, frankly
     
  6. GeneralPaton

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    Vaughn just swung at Kinlaw. :doge: Not the guy you wanna go after
     
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  7. TC

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    Sign me up
     
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  8. TC

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  9. jrmy

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  10. GeneralPaton

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  11. Hatfield

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    112th season of Gamecock roundball begins tonight boys, I'm actually pretty excited about the season. Didn't realize Seventh was sitting out this year, which is kinda a bummer, but I like our squad. The crash back to reality post-Final 4 has sucked (we're 1 game over .500 the past two years combined), but I think this team has a good shot to get back. Considering we've only been to the NCAA tournament TWICE since 2000, just getting in is the goal this year IMO.
     
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  12. Ray McKigney

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    fyp
     
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  13. TC

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    Hopefully they can break 100 and win by 60 like the women last night
     
  14. jrmy

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    Boston is a monstar

    The girls are going to be really deep and really good.
     
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  15. ashy larry

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    glad we got that recording studio
     
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  16. killrbee7

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    I feel like being shitty at your job should be “for cause” and not allow you to receive a massive buyout.
     
  17. GeneralPaton

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    I’m confused as to how it’s not.
     
  18. Super Vegeta

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    We don’t deserve Bryan Edwards.
     
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  19. jrmy

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    Or Kinlaw
     
  20. killrbee7

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    We don’t deserve Will Muschamp or Bryan McClendon.
     
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  21. Señor Cockblock

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    I think we may have some issues that will need to be addressed.
     
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  22. Hatfield

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    Bryan Edwards somehow being wide open in the corner of the end zone on that last play.....and getting overthrown is just *chefs kiss* Carolina Football!
     
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  23. Tilly

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    Miracle conversion for 15+ yards. Incredible 20+ yard touchdown. Miracle conversion for 15+ yards. Miracle conversion for 15+ yards........

    Miss wide open receiver in the end zone on the deciding play.

    Yup. Adds up.
     
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  24. Tilly

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    Also GeneralPaton kept correcting me for calling Hilinski, "Bentley."

    I regret nothing.
     
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  25. rickyrubio4life

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    Hilinski pretty much sucks on any throw beyond the LOS, but your whole program is a dumpster fire obviously. Really looking forward to your offense next year with no WRs and no RBs. Should be fun.
     
  26. TC

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    That moment you realize our football program has been passed by UNC and App :thumb:
     
  27. AIOLICOCK

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    You are a sad person.
     
  28. ashy larry

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    imagine investing in football given what we now know about CTE. those institutions should be ashamed.
     
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  29. TC

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    We invested way more than they did though :ohdear:
     
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  30. ashy larry

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    I haven’t hammered out the details of that part of the joke yet
     
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  31. TC

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    Not to mention what it can do to your academics. Shameful

    Chronicle of Higher Ed: How Football Can Wreck a University
    In its most-recent game, the University of Houston football team notched its sixth loss. Not only does this fare poorly against its win column — three victories against mostly risible rivals — it also fares poorly against the exorbitant salary of Coach Dana Holgorsen. Signed last year to a five-year, $20-million contract, Holgorsen was hired to create a football powerhouse, one that would fill the university’s largely empty stadium that Houston built a few years ago to the tune of $125 million. Those 40,000 seats will remain sparsely filled for the rest of the season.

    Did Houston’s leadership wake up on Sunday morning with buyer’s remorse? Only they, of course, can answer that question. But this story does raise other and more urgent questions about the colossal role played by football programs at state universities. Is the insatiable appetite of these behemoths luring universities from their traditional duty, which is not to win games but to educate students? By creating football programs too big to fail, have universities created academic programs too small to succeed?

    In Billion-Dollar Ball, his blistering account of the university-athletic complex, Gilbert M. Gaul dissects the motivations of large and midsize state universities that invest dazzling sums of money to build successful football teams. In part, Gaul suggests, it is a case of "football envy." Given the sheer size and financial sway of NCAA football — for the first time, in 2017, the organization’s total revenue justified its moniker as a "billion-dollar industry" — such envy is explicable, perhaps even inevitable. But this does not mean it is reasonable.

    Defenders of collegiate football play the "front porch" card to justify the expense and prominence of football programs. There are few better ways, they claim, to attract prospective students and donors. Build the porch, in effect, and they will come.

    They might have a point, though the porch metaphor is too quaint for the 21st century. In an age where the omnipresent electronic screen has become the arbiter of reality, what was once a game has become a spectacle, one that is endlessly looped and layered by the satellite, social, and traditional media. A football program has become less a porch than a perch in programming, one whose prominence depends on wins and losses.

    Yet there is a problem with focusing on curbside appeal. Invest too much money in the porch and you might not have much left for the house just behind it. The likelihood of neglect is all the greater in an era where decreasing state support makes universities increasingly desperate to grow, or simply maintain, revenue streams. Blitzed by hostile legislators and hawkish regents, scrambling university presidents are turning to their football program as a kind of Hail Mary pass. And why wouldn’t they? In Texas alone, two universities — the University of Texas and Texas A&M — have each generated more than $200-million in annual revenue through their athletic programs. Along with a dozen other programs, including those at LSU, Alabama, Auburn, Ohio State, and Notre Dame, they raked in well over $1 billion in 2017.

    Those high-profile success stories notwithstanding, the brutal fact is that only an elite group of universities actually profit from their athletic programs. Yet many are nevertheless betting their futures on football not despite funding cuts imposed by their state legislatures but because of them. Rather than falling over one another for star scholars, universities do that for star coaches. Houston’s Holgorsen is not the only one to benefit from an astronomical pay raise; midlevel universities like Western Kentucky and Florida Atlantic have also doubled the salaries of incoming coaches.

    While the elite programs pay for themselves, most others seek new ways to nickel and dime students through a variety of fees, as well as shift institutional funds to keep the lights on and Jacuzzis whirling in their state-of-the-art training facilities. (Last year, student fees at Houston funneled more than $8 million into the athletic program, while the university coughed up $17 million more to keep the program afloat. And yet, plans for a new office building for the football staff are on the drawing board.) These administrators take for gospel the observation made by a former athletic director at Texas: "Football is the train. You ride it for all it’s worth." For most colleges, though, this particular train leads not to dazzling riches but dizzying debt. Even Michigan’s program, despite its glorious history and devoted fans, is teetering on the edge of potentially catastrophic debt.

    Nevertheless, dozens of state universities continue to tax students and transfer funds in order to keep the gridirons green. As for the groves of academe, they are less green. What might this mean for the university’s ability to educate its students? When Tilman Fertitta, chairman of Houston’s Board of Regents, was asked if the athletic program’s $100-million debt harmed the university’s academic activities, he replied, "Not at all." Of course, adjuncts without health benefits, academic coordinators without classrooms, and department chairs without tenure lines might disagree.

    So, too, might students without an inkling of how to write. Universities have long emphasized that a core task is to teach the entwined skills of clear writing and critical thinking. It is a laudable goal; it is a vital goal; it is a goal that merits the necessary resources. Yet the resources often are lacking. Conversations with colleagues at several universities reveal that their administrations talk the talk but rarely walk the walk when it comes to the funding of writing programs.

    At my own institution, there is a rightly well-regarded Writing Center dedicated to this very task. But a glimpse of contrasting numbers reflects our actual priorities. With about 85 active players and 31 full-time coaches, assistant coaches, and trainers, the student-teacher ratio for our football team is about 2.5 to 1. Over at the Writing Center, there is a staff of five, plus 25 "consultants" — part-time tutors who are either still students or recent graduates. They and the full-time staff have a potential clientele of more than 40,000 students, or one instructor for every 1,300 students. The math is as simple as its lesson: Our future lies with an educated citizenry, not an entertained one.

    Robert Zaretsky is a professor at the University of Houston, where, among other courses, he teaches freshman composition. His latest book is Catherine & Diderot: The Empress, the Philosopher, and the Fate of the Enlightenment (Harvard University Press, 2019).
     
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  32. Hatfield

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    White/white/garnet

    Also Andy’s Deli > Groucho’s...fight me
     
  33. TC

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    I watched the whole video and still couldn’t tell what color the pants were
     
  34. jrmy

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    At least our basketball teams are good
     
  35. CuckFinn

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    We still have the horse thing right? Tell me we are still good with the horses
     
  36. GeneralPaton

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    We do still have girls bangin horses with the best of em, yes
     
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  37. GeneralPaton

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    Fuckin dick hands Legette is woeful. That dude literally has penises attached to his wrists
     
  38. jrmy

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    That third down playcall was one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen
     
  39. GeneralPaton

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    Yes but in fairness, it wouldn’t have needed to be called if Legette didn’t have penises for hands
     
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  40. CuckFinn

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    Dude we are so fucking not clutch
     
  41. TC

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    This is damn dogshit
     
  42. GeneralPaton

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    How the fuck does he get the ball tipped this often at the line? I’ve never seen one guy get it tipped this often. It’s driving me nuts
     
  43. CuckFinn

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    Dude had an interception literally fall in his baby fucking lap and all he had to do was not be a spaz.
     
  44. JonathanCoachman

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    Legette leads the country in unforgivable fuck ups.
     
  45. TC

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    3 first half points :thumb:
     
  46. JonathanCoachman

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    Wish the rest of our team was as composed as the punter.
     
  47. GeneralPaton

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    We are really going to miss Charlton. That dude is by far our best player
     
  48. jrmy

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    I think you guys are confusing him with Vann

    Dude has only played like three weeks now