UCF Hires Gus Malzahn

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  1. dump

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    to a conference with a team in Oklahoma in it?
     
  2. LuPoor

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    I wonder if the UCF and Tulsa alumni chapters in Denver are on speaking terms again or if I burnt that bridge and it stayed burnt.
     
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    He was super checked out. He ran plays last night we haven’t seen since his first few years. Totally stopped using pace too. Got paid and got lazy.
     
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    Didn’t get to watch the game last night but what style offense was Gus running?
     
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    all of them
     
  7. MORBO!

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    Honestly, it’s probably worth watching the replay. It was objectively a very entertaining game, even if I was about ready to throw a chair in the first half.
     
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    I'm watching the replay right now. It's amazing to see coaching adjustments that actually work.
     
  9. Mr Bulldops

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    Feel like you could have stopped right there
     
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    It's a good thing Gus officially removed his name for the USC job prior to last night
     
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  14. ned's head

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    Gus, you goddamn idiot
     
  15. Xander Crews

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    lmao your covid denying coach is gonna do worse than Gus
     
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  16. MORBO!

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    Oh boy here we go
     
  17. LuPoor

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    Nah, they all know Harsin is gonna be a failure
     
  18. Sub-Zero

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    if Adidas promises legit good UCF shoes I'll support it

     
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  19. MORBO!

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    No
     
  20. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    I want to be an Adidas school and this would be flames in UCf colors
     
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    just realized I posted this shoe thing in the wrong thread but yolo.

    Forgot there's another UCF icon thread. Oh well.
     
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    Would people actually wear these? I have 2 pairs of team issued shoes that sit in my closet and haven’t been worn outside of job requirements when I worked for Stetson. Gold and black is better than green and white but still
     
  23. Sub-Zero

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    I would absolutely wear those :parrot:
     
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    Looks like FAMU to me
     
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    :awshucks:
     
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    Jordan Spieth and Steph Curry wore Russell Athletic. Ok bud
     
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    We had a guy on our rivals board seriously suggest that UCF drop Nike and go with fucking New Balance.
     
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    He's bit gonna lose to Navy
     
  32. beerleagueman

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    Him subbing in Gatewood for one play when our Freshman QB2 was driving in the 2 minute drill was one of the dumbest things I have seen. iced a young QB . Losing Dillon Gabriel and 6 other starters at Louisville didn’t help
     
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    I couldn't believe that when it happened. Seeing a veteran coach and play caller do something like that was mind blowing, and Keene was feeling it too.

    When it comes down to it the defense is still a massive liability. The offense did enough to win. If Navy is putting up 34 on you, you have bigger issues. Especially when they had 2 fucking weeks to prepare and the defense still couldn't do shit with the option
     
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    Oh we suck

    nothing wrong with admitting that amigo
     
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  39. JohnLocke

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    Bo Pelini only wishes he could go 8-5 or 9-4 as much as Gus
     
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  42. TC

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    Oh thank god.
     
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  43. beerleagueman

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    Gus has had a rough 3 months or so…wife hospitalized where it got serious for a time , wife’s parent passes just after , and this
     
  44. LuPoor

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    What was Gus even doing in Auburn, Allen Greene begging him to come back?
     
  45. Gaknight

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    Stealing more of Auburns players
     
  46. Chipper>Jeter

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    He still has a house here and a lake house about 45 mins from here.
     
  47. Gaknight

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    Does his in laws live in the area? I know he took some time away when one of his wife’s parents passed
     
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    I'm honestly not sure. My mom just said there were a bunch of cars at his house yesterday.
     
  49. Bruce Wayne

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    Are we sure this isn't a "Bobby Petrino joyriding with his mistress" situation?
     
  50. MORBO!

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    Statement from UCF:

    "As you may have seen by now, our football coach, Gus Malzahn, was involved in an automobile accident last night in Auburn, Alabama. Gus had traveled to Auburn Monday to be with his wife Kristi as they assisted Kristi’s mother (in aftermath of the passing of Kristi’s father). Gus was not injured in the accident."