UFOs or Balloons: Time 2 Probe

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  1. Cornfed Buffalo

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    They've considered shooting it down

     
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  2. i am a bammer

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    I can't believe they're spying on us!
     
  3. bro

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    pics or gtfo
     
  4. Cornfed Buffalo

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  5. beist

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    It’s probably just some swamp gas trapped in a thermal pocket
     
  6. THF

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    What an incredible lapse in coverage if NORAD completely missed this thing.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    I already have about 10 chips implanted in my what’s the big deal about a balloon here and there?
     
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  8. DuffandMuff

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    That’s an aerial tiktok server farm. Move along, folks.
     
  9. ashy larry

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    balloon boy was an op
     
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  10. THF

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  11. soulfly

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    Why can't we just nab the thing instead? :idk:
     
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  12. GoodForAnother

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    $800 billion a year on defense for a spy balloon to be spotted by some dude flying home from a work trip to Portland
     
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  13. Duck70

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    Antifa confirmed
     
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  14. repoocs

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    Just pop the damned thing.
     
  15. HoosDaMan

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    Why aren’t we capturing it? I don’t understand why we’re even asking.
     
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  16. THF

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    Looks to be a decent sized balloon.
     
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  17. GoodForAnother

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    one of the biggest we’ve seen
     
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  18. Name P. Redacted

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    How would you propose capturing said balloon
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    Johnson! What is that in the sky, it looks like a giant…
     
  21. GoodForAnother

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  22. chuckmasterflex

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  23. repoocs

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    To me it looks like James and his giant peach to me.
     
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  25. Tommy Jefferson

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    Aren’t there satellites that are taking detailed pictures of the earth already (i.e. google earth)? What’s the point in using a balloon instead unless it’s just to make our defense department look like fools
     
  26. steamengine

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    The idea that we have to worry about our demise as a country coming from external threats at this point is objectively hilarious.
     
  27. 2

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    If I’m going to spy, I’d definitely focus on Montana.
     
  28. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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  29. GrizzliesDrew

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    They’re checking our land prospects. They’re gonna buy the whole state!
     
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  30. Constant

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    They denied it.

    We made the rookie mistake of asking about their balloon instead of their barroon.
     
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    They’re trying to ban immigrants and China from buying land, homes or businesses in Texas. I’m sure this is going to go over really great.
     
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  32. HoosDaMan

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    Arrows
     
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  33. THF

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    This thing has been there since yesterday. A bunch of airplane nerds like me noted that there was a ground stop put in place yesterday (Wednesday) over Montana while F22s were brought in along with a tanker support aircraft.

    The thinking is the F22 was chosen due to its ability to fly and stay at higher altitudes than other aircraft. This is getting more and more interesting.





     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    your wife told me she’d keep my visit a secret
     
  35. THF

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    I am thinking it’s mapping nuclear silos and other military equipment. There is a very similar incident where we also dispatched F22s over Hawaii several months ago.
     
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  36. leroi

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    I would shoot it with an anti-balloon gun
     
  37. Tobias

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    what’s the point in spending all these billions on defense if we won’t just shoot down a balloon

    the dod ignoring biden is also really weird
     
  38. killerwvu

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    Just shoot it down
     
  39. THF

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    This is one very far out there theory in why we haven’t shot it down already.



    My thought is at this alitutude it’s low enough that if we shot it, the Chinese could take shots at our low orbit satellites in response.
     
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  40. EagleDuck

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    Nuke silos.
     
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  41. Shinzon

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    “I can’t believe they have the audacity to send a spy balloon!!”

    -doesn’t read but agrees to terms and conditions on Tik Tok, and proceeds to scroll for hours…
     
  42. THF

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    Here is the report from Hawaii.

     
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  43. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Without inflation that’s only like $600 billion though, and also the ballon wouldn’t be able to float. Thanks Biden
     
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  44. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Do a Google maps satellite view of Malmstrom AFB and zoom into the north east corner.
     
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  46. THF

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  47. leroi

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    maybe the balloon is trying to defect

    maybe its a hunt for red october type situation
     
  48. chuckmasterflex

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    Xi, you’ve been backtraced, buddy
     
  49. Jake Barnes

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    Canadians dropped the ball a bit as well, by that path it looks like it wasn’t too far from Vancouver at one point.
     
  50. bwi2

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    do you know where Vancouver is
     
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