UFOs or Balloons: Time 2 Probe

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  1. Tarpon Nole

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    that’s gotta be a federal crime brother
     
  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Stealing from the Navy? Yes, probably.
     
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  3. Cornfed Buffalo

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    CODE BROWN: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

     
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  4. Bo Pelinis

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    This isn’t even December
     
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  5. Prospector

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    Are
     
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  6. Tarpon Nole

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    3 kills in a week.

    a lot of people thought the USAF was washed after they lost the space force in free agency, but the last week has just proven you can never count out the champs
     
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  7. BudKilmer

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    Conspiracy Kilmer is wondering if China is doing this to see how the F-22 locks onto its targets or if it can really operate around 60k feet.
     
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  8. Cornfed Buffalo

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  9. spagett

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    Ugh. Can 2023 be over already!?
     
  10. DirtBall

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    Pretty sure the news networks are launching these things now

     
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  11. bwi2

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    Any alien civilization advanced enough to get here is smart enough to understand that we got some shit to work through and they should come back later
     
  12. Baseballman86

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    I don't follow fighter jet situations very closely, but this seems like an unusually high number of fighter jet situations for 1 week?
     
  13. Cornfed Buffalo

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  14. bro

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    you keep flying them up there, we are going to keep blasting them down
     
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  15. Henry Blake

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    Looking forward to the motherships overhead when we get up in the morning.
     
  16. Beachy Toast

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  17. Tarpon Nole

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    F-15s getting in on the eating? We gonna get some tomcats out of storage to let them get some play?
     
  18. THF

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    If those in the thread saying these are right and these are all just weather balloons that got loose and escaped; the Chinese must have the most incompetent weather balloon staff in the world.
     
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  19. Tigers

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    Not saying these are aliens but this info is, at the very least, weird.

    Floating cylinders with no visible propulsion at that altitude for days on end




     
  20. VaxRule

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    China now has Bullet Bill technology.
     
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  21. Emma

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    It's really a bad week to be an object
     
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  22. Tarpon Nole

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    an alien species hs managed to traverse interstellar space only to be shot down by the Alaska national guard. Sad!
     
  23. DirtBall

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    USA

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  24. Keef

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  25. southlick

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    I believe it was some guy on a deserted island sending for help.

    But they keep shooting his shit down.
     
  26. ARSENAL

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  27. DirtBall

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    They’ve arrived. I bet this is all a viral marketing ploy for like female deodorant or something and the ad will drop after halftime tomorrow.

     
  28. JohnLocke

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  29. Karl Hungus

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    Right and next they'll tell us it's swamp gas!
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Shooting down Chinese balloons and sending weapons to Ukraine is money well spent. No one hates the Chinese people as much as the Chinese government. They are having issues fudging their GDP. Even have protests now.
     
  31. The Banks

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  32. Drunkle Tom

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    Bad week to be a kid's birthday balloon
     
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  33. Redav

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    Not to mention if they're advanced enough to know about us and get here without us knowing about them, they could prob vaporize the F-15 if it even thought about firing on them
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

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    This thread now makes perfect sense to explain why that UFO those F-18 pilots were chasing a few years ago was really just a slow moving balloon causing their targeting systems to freak out due to the huge disparities in speed between the 2. I believe that was even suggested at the time also

     
  35. ARSENAL

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    Honestly. I’m having a bad week. Just fucking obliterate me.
     
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  38. bertwing

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    Shut up China you’re not fooling anyone
     
  39. wes tegg

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    That’s where you’re wrong. They’re so advanced because they haven’t been spending all of their resources on weapons.
     
  40. Redav

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    We'll put a boot in your ass
     
  41. Chipper>Jeter

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    Pussy liberal pacifist aliens :trumpanzee:
     
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    I wish I could find the David Cross heckling Toby Keith bit.
     
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  43. Funshot Residue

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    Unmanned, unidentified, bullet shaped cylinder object?

    "Not mine!"

    That's what Xi said.
     
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  45. DetroitNole

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