Ultra New Most Bestest Bayern Thread: Champions of the World

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  1. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I bet his favorite player was Jerome Boateng
     
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    What the hell

     
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  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Been tryna tell y’all how good he is
     
  4. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    We all knew this was coming when the Doue rumors turned concrete. He’ll always be Mr Paris, but he just couldn’t stay healthy.
     
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  6. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Not my cup of tea at all but I’m apparently in the minority because they’re selling out faster than they can print them up, especially in Asia.
     
  7. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    The goatkeeper hangs up the international boots

     
  8. hood b. goode

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    ter stergen:

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  9. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Ter stegen when Nagelsmann starts Nubel
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  10. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    On today’s episode of “What ever happened to that dipshit Douglas Costa?”

     
  11. El_Pato

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    Another waste of talent
     
  12. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Costa? Dude is a head case of the highest order
     
  13. The Banks

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    Offense is a wagon rn. 20 goals in 3 matches.
     
  14. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Need Neuer back immediately to go with this offense that’s so good phonsie’s agent decided it was prime time to start the Real Madrid for free talk again. We get it kid, you’re leaving. I’m sure it being Leverkusen week is purely coincidental.
     
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    Olise has been in near perfect form. So many options up front
     
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    We can make a good run in all comps if we can stay healthy
     
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    7 straight without conceding
     
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  18. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Today surprised me. Was sure Pahlinha being out until next year was going to cost us in this one. Was pleasantly surprised at Goretzka and Kimmich running a functional double pivot. I talk a lot of shit about Goretzka because he’s been ass for years but that fucker had never stopped working in training. He’s just at a point where his prime window is closed and he doesn’t have the quality to still play meaningful minutes anymore. He’s like the defensive midfield version of Gnabry at this point. Capable of stepping up and surprising you but not the guy you want to rely on over long stretches.
     
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    Such a luxury to have all four of Olise/Sane/Coman/Gnabry out wide. Only have to ask them to go 60-70. Also it’s nice to give Muller the token last few minutes for Bambi when we are up
     
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    Agreed. I only wish Tel was getting more minutes.
     
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    Aiming to go to the 12/20 home game vs RB Leipzig. Signed up for the Zwitmarket (fcb ticketing platform and no luck). Can I just cop off stubhub and hope for the best?

    TY
     
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  22. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    There should be a few on there. That’s a popular game usually
     
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  23. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    hood b. goode were you able to find tickets? I can check the member’s area of Zwitmarket if you’d like.
     
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    thanks! I decided to just grab stubhub but ill ask the week of the game and see if the seller follows through
     
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    Don’t count on winning any trophy besides the league title until 2027. Stupid ass move. He’s been awful and making worse and worse decisions. Either let him retire and turn it over to Nubel or open the mythical war chest and bring in a new keeper.

     
  26. hood b. goode

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    (scroll)
    Top atmosphere
     
  27. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    <3 Allianz at night
     
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  29. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    My first thought is that it’s better than him walking on a free because our board would do exactly nothing to replace him. Having said that, he needs to get back to doing what made him a star in the first place, which is stifling defense with unmatchable pace for most opponents. He should hang with Musiala and Olise instead of Sane and Gnabry. We all know he can be world class, he’s got the talent and speed that not many forwards have, he’s just young still and should have gotten a wake up call by his lack of suitors when he could’ve signed anywhere.
     
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    Dier reminding us why only Tuchel likes him.
     
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  31. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    As solid as he was last year, he’s been that awful this year. Guerrero isn’t any better and ito and boey don’t actually exist in real life.
     
  32. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I wouldn’t be shocked to see Jo extend in the next week or so

     
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  33. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Happy birthday fuckers

     
  34. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Raphi out here not giving a fuck

     
  35. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    We lose at least one starter for months at every international break. Only our two best defenders this time, so nbd.

     
  36. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Sounds like Canada fucked this pretty good

     
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  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    It’s a million euro. Seriously.
     
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  40. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    He’s right on a lot of things but almost all of his posts are AI generated. I’ve been following him for a while. Everything he says about the disfunction in the board is correct tho. It’s a shitshow and has been since Pep was the coach but winning masked a lot of it so nothing ever changed. Then they had an overhaul but brought in guys who had the same mindset and still let Uli Hoeness have the final say in personnel matters and he was “retired”. The only one who was worth a fuck was Karl Heinz Ruminegge and he always kept his distance.
     
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    Wonder who gets the 10 jersey now? Wirtz would’ve been perfect but alas….