Ultra New Most Bestest Bayern Thread

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  1. NoleNBlue

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    The Banks it’ll come as no surprise that Boa no-showed the meister party at the square and left the stadium before the presser. We knew he was probably gone after this year but at least hit the party up man.
     
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  2. The Banks

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    de Ligt gonna look good in his spot for the next decade
     
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    I was thinking about it and if Hummels stays, we’ll have a back line of:

    Alaba-Sule-Pavard-Kimmich

    That leaves Hernandez, Hummels, Lars Lukas Mai as rotation players. Kimmich, Hernandez and Javi Martinez can all play a defensive mid but I honestly don’t like Kimmich at all in that role having watched Löw handcuff the DFB with it and Kovac try it early on this year. Hernandez can play LB and RB, which will give some flexibility for rest.

    Doesn’t account for Marco Friedl who is on loan at Bremen. He barely played this season but they want to make it a permanent transfer, which is probably best for both sides. I know Nürnberg want Lars but I really want to hold onto him. He’s only 19 and already has first team minutes under his belt. Definite loan candidate and we rarely loan without a buyback.

    You throw de Ligt in there and it’s a logjam. Somebody or two need to go first, realistically.
     
  4. The Banks

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    Hummels next year is the easiest solution. Alaba on the left, Kimmich on the right with de Ligt, Hernandez, Sule holding down the middle and Pavard being able to fill in wherever.
     
  5. NoleNBlue

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    I’d swap Pavard for Hernandez until he’s 100% from the ACL. There’s no rush with that roster.
     
  6. NoleNBlue

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    Holy Santa Claus shit

     
  7. NoleNBlue

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    Widely regarded as the best/worst transfer in history so yeah Uli, you fucked up :angrycorn:

     
  8. NoleNBlue

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    According to the internets, Bild is reporting that Bayern has made an offer for Rodri, there is Sane news dropping tomorrow, James is gone and Lewandowski signed an extension thru 2021.
     
  9. The Banks

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    Wasn’t Lewa already extended through then?
     
  10. NoleNBlue

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    I think it’s an extra year. Pretty sure his current deal is thru 2020
     
  11. NoleNBlue

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    You’re right, it’ll go now past 2021
     
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  12. NoleNBlue

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    Just some dudes hacking around the local muni

     
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  14. NoleNBlue

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    Hello Bavarian FC in FIFA20

     
  15. NoleNBlue

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  16. The Banks

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    Not showing up for me, what is it?
     
  17. Fargin' Icehole

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    Uli plans to step down.
     
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  18. NoleNBlue

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    Oliver Kahn taking over imo
     
  19. Bankz

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    Your roster is so stacked.

    We held up ok with basically a B team playing it’s first game.

    Fuck you for killing Theo
     
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  20. NoleNBlue

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    I legitimately felt bad about that. He was playing a helluva game too.
     
  21. Bankz

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    Hopefully its not broken and only a bad bruise. He was eclectic last night. Very excited about his future with this team
     
  22. NoleNBlue

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    He converts that sitter 99 times out of the next 100
     
  23. NoleNBlue

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    Pretty good article about the power struggle on the board. It’s hard to argue with Hoeneß success after he took over, with 40 trophies, but he’s a shit human being and is probably responsible for our cringeworthy transfer gaffes of late. I suspect Brazzo and Kovac will get the boot after he leaves in November. Kahn has been really outspoken about modernizing the club and I have long been a Rummenigge fan, as he’s the anti-Üli.

    https://www.bavarianfootballworks.c...l-pressure-front-office-karl-heinz-rummenigge
     
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  24. NoleNBlue

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    Bayern giving Fenerbahce the weinerschnitzel in the first half
     
  25. IAHusk

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    This match got out of hand in a hurry.
     
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  26. NoleNBlue

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    Yeah I’m not sure if Fenerbahce is worth a shit but damn they went belly up
     
  27. The Banks

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    So are we getting Sane or...
     
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  28. NoleNBlue

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    Nobody knows
     
  29. Andy Reocho

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    He started in the Community Shield today for City
     
  30. NoleNBlue

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    Not ideal
     
  31. NoleNBlue

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    And he just got hurt and subbed off.
     
  32. DetroitNole

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    And left the game with an injury
     
  33. NoleNBlue

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    He’s perfect for Bayern
     
  34. The Banks

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    So to sum up our window(s):

    Lucas Hernandez from Athletico Madrid for 80M
    Benjamin Pavard from Stuttgart for 35M
    Jann Fiete Arp from Hamburger for 3M
    Ivan Perisic loaned from Inter for 5M
    Mickael Cuisance from Borussia Monchengladbach for 12M
    Philippe Coutinho loaned from Barcelona for 8M plus option to buy for 120M next year
     
  35. NoleNBlue

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    Yeah and the first three were done six months ago, the rest were done in the last 6 days. Awful, although if the Havertz rumor from this morning is true, I won’t be as bent about it.
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

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    Why would Leverkusen sell Havertz now?
     
  37. The Banks

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    To get money, as opposed to losing him for free later
     
  38. Andy Reocho

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    Has he even said he would leave on a free? He's Leverkusen born and bred from everything I've ever seen.
     
  39. The Banks

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    Bayer said that they will let Havertz leave when he is ready to.

    Probably just another war chest speculation since the Sane deal fell through and Coutinho was cheap
     
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    This was my first hunch. Just don't see anyway Leverkusen would sell with less than two weeks left in the window.
     
  41. NoleNBlue

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    I chalked it up to war chest propaganda but it was addressed by Falk as being in the early stages. Leverkusen, like most BL teams sells to stay in business and they know they’re sitting on a winning lotto ticket. My honest opinion is every detail of Bayern’s negotiation gets leaked to drive the price up, although it’s already over a hunnit.

    It should also be noted that we tried to buy him before the Sané saga and got denied by Leverkusen, so that news isn’t completely out of left field.
     
  42. NoleNBlue

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    And the deal in question is for next year. He’s not going anywhere this year.
     
  43. NoleNBlue

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    One of life’s great mysteries is how a team with Havertz and Leon Bailey can be so shitty :idk:
     
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    Not to mention some pretty other solid players. They should be perennial top 4-5 these days
     
  45. NoleNBlue

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    No doubt. They have a great stadium and great fan support. Plus all that leftover nazi, I mean aspirin monies.
     
  46. NoleNBlue

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    Negotiations underway to send Sanches to Lille. They want to buy him on the cheap, Bayern wants a loan with an option.
     
  47. NoleNBlue

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    Already penciled in as starting CM for the Bayern academy squad in 2026

     
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  48. NoleNBlue

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    Obviously Boateng didn’t get sold when it seemed everything was done. Turns out Juve got word that he was being charged with aggravated battery on his former business partner and Germany doesn’t play.

    It should be noted that his former business partner is his current girlfriend of 10 years and mother of his twin daughters. Conviction would mean visa issues.
     
  49. NoleNBlue

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    And prison time obvi
     
  50. NoleNBlue

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    This is why it’s so aggravating when Brazzo and Hoeness talk about pinching pennies