Ultra New Most Bestest Bayern Thread

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  1. NoleNBlue

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  2. NoleNBlue

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  3. NoleNBlue

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    Alaba tore his thigh muscle during warmups on Saturday. Will have surgery and be out a few weeks. Hopefully Kimmich goes back to RB and Pavard moves to LB.
     
  4. NoleNBlue

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    All praise to the most high for this glorious news

     
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  5. NoleNBlue

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    It’s in Bild so it must be true, right?

     
  6. NoleNBlue

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    The GOAT

     
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  7. NoleNBlue

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    Don’t necessarily want to lose Müller but I get why he wants out. Bringing in Eriksen on a free would be a very Bayern move. Doubt it happens.


     
  8. The Banks

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    Did I miss Müller wanting out? He’s seems like the ultimate company man
     
  9. NoleNBlue

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    He’s been bitching for weeks. Coutinho took his spot and his minutes. He’s been productive when he’s in, but Kovac doesn’t seem to be rotating at all unless it’s forced by injury. Falk says muller had a sit down with Brazzo, Uli and KHR. Next day the eriksen smoke appears.
     
  10. NoleNBlue

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    #WarChest

     
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  12. NoleNBlue

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    Süle torn ACL conformed. Will miss 8-10 months. Might not be back for Euros 2020
     
  13. NoleNBlue

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    Surgery on Süle knee showed a bunch of meniscus damage too. Definitely out for the season and will miss Euros. Not great bob.
     
  14. The Banks

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    Good thing we have de Ligt
     
  15. NoleNBlue

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    That war chest surely paying dividends :feelsbadman:


    Although maybe Lars Lukas Mai gets some burn.
     
  16. The Banks

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    Sane and Havertz 2020
     
  17. Mikelangelo

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    Some better DMs/defenders seems more a prerogative than more wingers since you may have the best duo in the fucking world
     
  18. The Banks

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    Do non-Bayern fans consider Coman/Gnabry the best in the world?
     
  19. Mikelangelo

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    Sterling/Sane was amazing but Sane is dead, Bernardo Silva isn't a winger but can play 1 and he's a top 15 player in the world, I don't really see many teams close to those 2.

    I'd take Sane on any team in the world but don't view that as your problem towards conquering Europe, need a better spine.
     
  20. NoleNBlue

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    I agree with this. We’re exponentially better with Javi Martinez playing DM and Kimmich at RB.

    Our problem for two years has been defending the counter. I don’t know why it’s not getting fixed, it just isn’t. But yeah, our defense has been awful this season in league play. It’s maddening
     
  21. NoleNBlue

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    And this. I want this.
     
  22. The Banks

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    Lewa
    Coman - Coutinho - Gnabry
    Thiago - Martinez
    Alaba - Hernandez - Boateng - Kimmich

    Should be enough to compete for CL. de Ligt over Boa would obviously be the most stark improvement. Would also like to see LeGo take the next step. We definitely need a third winger and a second CAM though. Along with one more CB.
     
  23. NoleNBlue

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    I’ll say tho, this team is 180-degrees different when Thiago is in vs when he isn’t. He’s a must play at this point, which cuts into Goretzka minutes and others. Tolisso apparently had a heart attack at practice the other day, so that’s cool
     
  24. NoleNBlue

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    Hernandez tore a ligament in his ankle. Out several weeks. Not great bob.
     
  25. NoleNBlue

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    Confirmed out until winter break at least
     
  26. NoleNBlue

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    Just in time for Kahn to take over, KHR letting everyone know that dipshit gone. AGM is on November 15th and the ten Haag rumors have already kicked up so much that Ajax brass have been quoted.

     
  27. NoleNBlue

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  28. NoleNBlue

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    Also, the open training tomorrow has been canceled. The other times they’ve canceled it, they’ve sacked a coach that day.
     
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  29. NoleNBlue

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  30. rainey

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    Emery to Bayern
     
  31. NoleNBlue

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    Y u do dis?
     
  32. NoleNBlue

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  33. RavenNole

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    wow. You guys going to get an interim or go after allegri? Arsenal and united are probably targeting him soon so might want to lock him up if he’s your guy.
     
  34. NoleNBlue

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    Hansi Flick will coach against Olypiakos on Tuesday and against Dortmund next weekend. It’ll either be Allegri or ten Hag if I were to venture a guess.
     
  35. NoleNBlue

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    #WarChest

     
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  36. xec

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    Flick & Fleck?
     
  37. NoleNBlue

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    My dislike for Fleck is well documented. Hansi cool until ten Hag comes home this summer.
     
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  38. nexus

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    Coming home?
     
  39. NoleNBlue

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    He managed Bayern II before going to the Eredivisie
     
  40. nexus

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    Right. Just found it humorous seeing as how he's Dutch. And only ever played in the Netherlands. And is currently managing in the Netherlands. And has only ever managed first team in the Netherlands.
     
  41. NoleNBlue

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    Sorry for the confusion. He’s an honorary Bavarian. That means a few things. It means we make our own beef Jerky. We go on riverboat gambling trips. We take shits with the door open. He’s family now.
     
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  42. nexus

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    When does he receive the recipe for Bavarian cream?
     
  43. NoleNBlue

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    He’s already got it. That’s why we can’t let him wander off. It’s part of the initiation process during the riverboat gambling trip.
     
  44. NoleNBlue

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  45. The Banks

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    Did I see Kimmich at LM and Alaba at CB?
     
  46. NoleNBlue

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    Kimmich was at RB but FINALLY got back to pressing forward. Alaba at CB, yes and Phonzie has been stellar at LB the past two games.
     
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    Didn’t see the game and was only going off of ESPN’s line up
     
  48. NoleNBlue

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    I’m thinking the Hansi-Wenger partnership is going to see much more offensive push
     
  49. NoleNBlue

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    Board votes today on Brazzo’s promotion to the Board.
     
  50. NoleNBlue

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