UNC thread

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  1. Shiggityshwo

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    literally celebratory drinking right now, what a time to be not dead
     
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  2. Tobias

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    i have a HUGE problem
     
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  3. Tobias

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    man this nightmare is so close to being over. i am so pumped gaddamn
     
  4. Shiggityshwo

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    :roll:

    it's ok I genuinely thought we'd roll them too

    look at Fortin slinging it
     
  5. Dukes

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    Please don’t hire Mike Houston
     
  6. Shiggityshwo

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    he's one of the early favorites on our home board, not like that means anything though
     
  7. shabooty

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    It's exactly what I want us to do........which means we won't
     
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  8. Taques

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    ive done this no fewer than 3 times for the kliffers and have only been banned once. our mod team is soft
     
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  9. AptosDuck

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    Sonny Dykes might be available soon
     
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  10. Tobias

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    man reading ic makes me so happy. everyone has finally admitted he must go and my heart is so full.
     
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  11. Tobias

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    shabooty you still going to uva? i am thinking of just cancelling
     
  12. Tobias

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    my god

     
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  13. shabooty

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    Gonna go to JMU homecoming instead. I'll try and recruit a new corch for us while I'm there.
     
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  14. artad

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    woaaa...unique.
     
  15. Tobias

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    jesus even program mouthpiece buck is done with him

    if buck sanders is saying you need to go, you probably need to go
     
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  16. Tobias

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    jp is done holy shit he's lost everyone

     
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  17. Shiggityshwo

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    Legitimately surprised by this turn of events, good for jp though
     
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  18. Shiggityshwo

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    holy crap, some guy on ic started a thread with a bunch of tweets from former players, most of them aren't really newsworthy, but the fact that you've got Smith and Fieulleteau chiming in too is pretty telling

    Andre Smith: Whole lotta exposing going on on this fine Saturday.

    Matt Merletti: I’m ready for UNC to treat our football program with the same expectations they do every other sport. This is unacceptable. (Retweeted by Da’Norris Searcy)

    Zach Brown: Larry gotta go! (Reply to Merletti)

    Zach Brown: Smh unc we need new coaches n players ASAP.. not watching another game this season... when b-ball start?.. can’t stop nothing... take 11 sry ass out

    Dwight Hollier: (in reply to Z Brown) Don’t tap out yet bro. But it’s really really ugly.

    Jesse Holley: Larry Fedora Might Not Make It Outta The Football Season As Head Coach Of UNC

    Jordan Fieulleteau: ...coaches gotta go
     
  19. Russellin4885

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    So who are the early favorites other than JMU's coach?
     
  20. Tobias

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    satterfield
     
  21. Tangman

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    I've read elsewhere that Houston is a huge UNC fan. Doubt he'd turn it down. No idea on Satterfield.
     
  22. Tobias

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    was worried about houston bc he ran triple option at citadel but seems like he’s a spread guy now.

    i don’t care who we hire but better not be triple option guy. that’ll destroy any left fan interest
     
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  23. Russellin4885

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    Satterfield is from Hillsborough so he's probably a UNC fan. I think both are incredible upgrades over Fedora, who would be yall's first choice?
     
  24. Dukes

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    Satterfield
     
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  25. Tobias

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    satterfield pls. he’s incredible
     
  26. Shiggityshwo

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    I haven't followed any coach close enough to really have a favorite yet, Kiffin :facepalm: and Fleck are two other names that a bunch of people on IC have clamored for
     
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  27. mangler

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    I would fucking love Kiffin, but only if he goes back to being Tennessee Kiffin. I'm not sure who would hate him more our rivals or the UNC Holy Rollers
     
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  28. BigReff73

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    Did y’all boys have class canceled yet:awesomeface:
     
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  29. Shiggityshwo

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    I just think he'd be a walking clusterfuck and the best we could hope for would be that he at least leaves more talent on the roster than Fedora will. Naturally though, if it ever happened I'd 100% be able to talk myself into him and would thoroughly enjoy his shots taken at our rivals.
     
  30. Arkadin

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    Got to stay away from kiffin. The talent he recruits is always of the suspect variety and then you end up with like 65 scholarship players because they're all gonna get kicked out
     
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  31. Mix

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    Will Healy. Won FCS National Coach of the Year. Turned Austin Peay from one of the worst teams in the country in any division around into an 8-1 FCS record last year. I think that he ends up taking a smaller G5 job first but he's a stud.
     
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  32. AptosDuck

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    Tennessee Kiffin will take you to 7-6, then leave you in the middle of the night
     
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  35. Shiggityshwo

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    There seem to be two main factions on our home board atm, one wanting the name recognition of a P5 guy, whether it's a head coach or coordinator, and the other wanting one of the local proven winners, just at a smaller level. So far I think I lean more towards option two, with Satterfield looking like the best of both worlds, but it's really hard to argue with what Houston's done at literally every stop. The way I see it, we're gonna recruit at a top 30 level regardless, and it'd be nice to see someone finally get the most out of the talent on hand, which hopefully leads to better recruiting.

    Of the two P5 names we've seen the most, give me Fleck over Kiffin all day. I'm just not a fan of hiring retreads who failed at places with the advantages that a USC provides. Yes I realize he was dealing with restrictions at the time, but his teams also routinely came out looking underprepared, and I've seen enough of that look with Larry. That said, he was still pretty young, he'll obviously make a splash recruiting, and his FAU run has been impressive so far, so I wouldn't completely dismiss him if we went that route.

    Now let's all hope we actually fire Larry in the first place.
     
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  36. Big Ern McCracken

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    Satterfeild or Houston would be excellent hires
     
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  37. goheels10

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    hai guys. back ITT because we're gonna fire shitface. yay
     
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  38. Mix

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    Wait Fleck is already looking to get out of Minny?
     
  39. Shiggityshwo

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    I doubt he's looking per se, it's just one of the main names due to rumored interest following last year, which some think could've just been a ploy to push for facility upgrades at UM. Honestly literally everybody on the "list" right now is just fan speculation.
     
  40. Dukes

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    As someone who follows JMU very closely, Houston would be a homerun for you guys. He runs an excellent program and the culture he’s built in such a short time is pretty unreal. He’ll get everything out of the players and build a staff that can recruit and, more importantly, coach at a high level. He’s going to be a successful coach at the P5 level it’s just a matter of when/where. I’m enjoying the ride while we have him.
     
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  41. Tobias

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    in other news, boogie ellis is taking an ov for late night
     
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  42. Mix

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    He seems like a garbage human and has been a disaster at Minny. No way I'd go near him.
     
  43. Shiggityshwo

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    poor guy :ohdear:
     
  44. Shiggityshwo

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    Interesting, admittedly I haven't followed his time there too closely
     
  45. Tobias

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    pinned thread on the contact details and jesus it is brutal to read broken down

    i want no part in bubba hiring roy's replacement
     
  46. Tobias

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    cole anthony ov scheduled 9/28

    of the guys we're actively recruiting it seems green is the only one left to set a date (dont consider hurt or wiseman to be actual options)
     
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  47. Tobias

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    josh green 9/21-9/23

    sane as jre
     
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  48. Shiggityshwo

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    Solid jinx work to lock down that Green ov, see what you can do about a commitment now
     
  49. shabooty

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    Of all the dumb crap I've ever said.....
     
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  50. WC

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    Snot is snot very strong
     
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