University of Illinois Thread - Now featuring a football coach that doesn't hate his job

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Illinihockey, Sep 18, 2015.

  1. spagett

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    Was the $5 monopoly money or was it real money and you're just so rich that 5 bucks in nothing to you?
     
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  2. OZ

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    Spagett don't be a fajit.
     
  3. Tobias

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    switzer wide open in the flat ughhhh
     
  4. spagett

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  5. Tobias

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    that was the worst punt i have ever seen
     
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  6. Beachy Toast

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    what the fuck
     
  7. Tobias

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    butch davis i miss you so much
     
  8. OHW

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    Swing pass in the end zone? ballsy
     
  9. WC

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    this illinois back is pretty good
     
  10. steveo

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    Getting zero points off that drive is soooo Illinois.
     
  11. WC

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    yea that was an awful drive ending
     
  12. spagett

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    He can be sproles-ish
     
  13. Illinihockey

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    2 dropped TDs already
     
  14. Illinihockey

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    Some soft fucking calls out there today
     
  15. spagett

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    Welp. It was nice for 2 weeks to make believe this team was good.

    And yea... these calls aren't making this easier to stomach, but hey... refs are fags
     
  16. Tobias

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    thought the game just turned around when they didn't take a time out at the end of the half. we weren't going for it there. just an indefensibly stupid decision
     
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  17. spagett

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    I thought the game was over when we didn't score on that very first drive.
     
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  18. Beachy Toast

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  19. Dante Bichette

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    Make it stop tobias...pls
     
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  20. al1

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    At least you won't make the mistake of hiring Cubit
     
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  21. Tobias

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    probably should consider tackling switzer
     
  22. OZ

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    Man betting money on this game would have been sooooo dumb if you took Illinois. Just imagine how stupid the guy is that thought they might come out and win outright after the 2-0 start. :yaoface::in-n-out:
     
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  23. Beachy Toast

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  24. Illinihockey

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    Still think Illinois gets to a bowl game, hopefully that's not enough to get cubit a conteact
     
  25. Tobias

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    i took unc at -8

    pissed for not betting more
     
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  26. Illinihockey

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    I think we are just good enough to make a bowl game but not good enough the AD gets tricked into keeping Cubit
     
  27. cdaysker

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    Hello Illini brethren, myself and a couple other guys are making the trip up to the game this weekend. Any recommendations on good places to drink and eat would be appreciated. Also, where are the best places for visitors to tailgate? Any good craft beer stores in the area?

    Staying at the Homewood Suites on S Neil St, so things within walking distance if possible would be just lovely

    Thank you very much

    PS - Please don't pass for 500 yards on us.
     
  28. Illinihockey

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    You really aren't near the main campus/bar area, its about a 1.5 mile walk which isn't bad. There's a Hooters right by there if you don't want to stray far from your hotel after the game but want to go somewhere to watch the late games.
     
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  29. GGCD

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    There aren't many good restaurants in Champaign.

    I would probably recommend the deep dish pizza at Papa Del's.

    Best place to drink off campus for someone who is too old to drink with college kids is Blind Pig. On campus, Murphy's.

    If you want to drink with 21 year olds, Brothers.

    If you want to drink with 18 year olds, Kam's.
     
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  30. Illinihockey

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    Murphy's is my favorite spot. Decent food, like the atmosphere...I'm also kind of old though.
     
  31. illinasty

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    Groce just lost a recruit to Bruce. Holy shit.
     
  32. Illinihockey

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    Groce is just about done
     
  33. Truman

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  34. spagett

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    You seriously wanted Sneed? We have 2 scholarships left for 2016, one of those probably belonging to a 5th year transfer, so basically one scholarship.

    Taking a 3 star PG when we're desperate is one thing, but taking a 3 star SF when we don't have a pressing need is another.

    I'm not optimistic about our chances with any particular recruit at the moment, but I'd rather wait-and-see than take a guy like Sneed.
     
  35. Truman

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    Sneed is going to be pretty good :twocents:
     
  36. illinasty

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    I don't follow college recruiting anymore but just saw Robert tweet he almost went to the kid's high school for the announcement like he did with that Louisville kid. Figure it was a big recruit so I donno.
     
  37. OHW

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    You guys are going to beat us tomorrow.
     
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  38. Truman

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    Should have bought Quentin Snyder hookers
     
  39. spagett

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    So this morning the spread has gone from 6.5 to 3.5
     
  40. OHW

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  41. spagett

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    That's cool with me. Side note - Neuheisel deserves throat cancer for singing these horrible songs
     
  42. Illinihockey

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    So fucking stupid to try to kick a 51 yard field goal there
     
  43. IlliniEC21

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    Thought we fired the stupid coach :facepalm:
     
  44. spagett

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    Horrible playcall. We've been running that exact same play on 4th and short for 2 years. Everyone should know how to stop it.
     
  45. Illinihockey

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    Try a 51 yard field goal, pass up a chip shot. What the fuck is going on
     
  46. IlliniEC21

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    Is Zook on the sideline?
     
  47. spagett

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    Oh sweet fuck.

    Cubit really waited til 16 seconds to call that timeout?
     
  48. Beachy Toast

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  49. Illinihockey

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    Nebraska is awful
     
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  50. OHW

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    words hurt