***Unofficial Alliance of American Football Thread: Unofficial Official Champs: Orlando Apollos ***

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  1. Corky Bucek

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    Besides the coaches, Trent Richardson is probably the biggest name in the league. The team names are top notch as well.

    League kicks off February 9th.

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  2. Fudd

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  3. Corky Bucek

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    Are you Herm Edwards?
     
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  4. beist

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    breaking news: apparently my wife's cousin will be on the Memphis coaching staff. I will provide future updates in real time.
     
  5. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Just an incredible group of coaches
     
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  6. Gaknight

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    Couldn't find enough good football players in the Northern states to field a team LMBO
     
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  7. Goose

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    We were able to get our former players jobs as Enterprise managers, financial advisors, and car salesmen
     
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  8. Gaknight

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  9. Gaknight

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    Listening to grown men on the San Antonio Alliance team get a curfew check from my hotel room
     
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  10. cutig

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    Stephen Garcia being in this league is hilarious. Too bad he didn't end up with Spurrier again
     
  11. PeterGriffin

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    Breakdown of some rules and such.
     
  12. Spike 80DF

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    All the in-state players on the Birmingham Iron roster should help it get a little traction I think.

    # Player Position Height Weight College
    14 Black, Chris WR 6-0 186 LBS Alabama
    80 Bowman, Braedon TE 6-4 237 LBS South Alabama
    81 Bray, Quan WR 5-10 185 LBS Auburn
    72 Brown, Leon G 6-6 297 LBS Alabama
    21 Davis, Chris DC 5-11 204 LBS Auburn
    51 Dickson, Xzavier LB 6-4 238 LBS Alabama
    Frazier, Josh DT Alabama
    60 Greene, Brandon T 6-5 290 LBS Alabama
    70 Hassenauer, J.C C 6-3 306 LBS Alabama
    77 Jackson, Dominick T 6-5 320 LBS Alabama
    78 Kirven, Korren T 6-5 334 LBS Alabama
    57 Massaquoi, Jonathan LB 6-3 246 LBS Troy
    48 Mazza, Cole LS Alabama
    23 Reed, Trovon DC 6-0 202 LBS Auburn
    33 Richardson, Trent RB 5-10 230 LBS Alabama
    56 Salmon, Shaheed LB 6-2 228 LBS Samford
    83 Saxton, Wes, Jr. TE 6-4 252 LBS South Alabama
    74 Schleuger, Christopher G 6-4 311 LBS Alabama-Birmingham
    6 Sims, Blake QB 5-11 220 LBS Alabama
    29 Sylve, Bradley DC 5-11 178 LBS Alabama
    37 Therezie, Robenson DS 5-9 198 LBS Auburn
    31 White, Ryan DC 5-11 201 LBS Auburn
     
  13. Fudd

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    Could the Birmingham Iron beat then Buffalo Bills?
     
  14. BrickTamland

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    I'll ride with Michael Vick OC'ing Aaron Murray and Denard Robinson. Should be fun for a season until the league flops.
     
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  15. Mix

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    Honestly not a terrible league plan. The local talent thing is smart. The onside alt is so damn weird I love it.
     
  16. Mr Bulldops

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    I got tickets. They were cheap and I ain’t got shit to drink beer to between the end of NFL and the beginning of MLB
     
  17. Mr Bulldops

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    The smartest thing they did is build it around being at most a feeder league for the NFL and not some sort of competition to it
     
  18. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Plan on going to see the Hotshots at some point. So much easier to get to Tempe than Glendale.
     
  19. TC

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    No kickoffs and have to go for 2 every time?
     
  20. leroi

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    looks like I'm an Apollos fan, at least until they can find enough football players in North Carolina to field a team.
     
  21. Mix

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    I want Spurrier to go for the "onside" every single time. Just give the other team no possessions.
     
  22. rut row

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    game day baby
     
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  23. Bruce Wayne

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    Here to watch Spurrier give zero fucks.

    Martz too for that matter
     
  24. BumpingNasties

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    Just ordered some Atlanta legends gear. Nice to see starter back on the field.

    Championship odds for you degenerates:
    • Arizona Hotshots (+250)
    • Orlando Apollos (+500)
    • San Antonio Commanders (+500)
    • Salt Lake Stallions (+400)
    • Memphis Express (+1000)
    • San Diego Fleet (+1000)
    • Atlanta Legends (+500)
    • Birmingham Iron (+1000)
     
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  25. Joey Freshwater

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    Wow no love for the Iron. See you guys in the super bowl....or whatever they call it.
     
  26. rut row

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    arizona coming in hot:

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    also:
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  27. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    Go Hotshots
     
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  28. Taques

    Taques Dread it. Run from it. Tortillas still arrive.
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    i guess the pundits were right about hackenberg being a successful pro quarterback!
     
  29. Corky Bucek

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    WEEK 1

    Saturday, February 9
    Atlanta at Orlando, 8 p.m. (CBS)
    San Diego at San Antonio, 8 p.m. (CBS)

    Sunday, February 10
    Memphis at Birmingham, 4 p.m. (CBS Sports Network)
    Salt Lake at Arizona, 8 p.m. (NFL Network)
     
  30. BumpingNasties

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    I don’t know how any of you other teams expect to stop that Legends offense!

    Aaron Murray handing it off to Denard Robinson and tossing it around to Bug Howard and James Quick. Boys this offense is going to be unstoppable.

    A little worried about the defense since they are only carrying 2 DEs.

    Also worried we might lose some of these guys to a masters program. Intelligent dudes aren’t going to let that higher education stipend just sit around.

    Spot the damn ball, I’m ready to see who is finishing second.
     
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  31. Mix

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    They haven't even tried to market here locally. Shame because could be fun.
     
  32. Taques

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    go hotshots
     
  33. PeterGriffin

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    Where are our AAF fan icons?!
     
  34. Corky Bucek

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    They should partner with the top pop shop in the area imo
     
  35. Bruce Wayne

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    They could sell CBD-infused water at the concessions stands.

    We’re on to something now
     
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  36. Mix

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    They hold their exec meetings in our shop a couple times but never seem to care about marketing. Oh well, should still be beneficial to us.
     
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  37. rut row

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    Will Hill is on Orlando. Go Apollos.
     
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  38. Arkadin

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    It's probably a budget thing. Its impressive they've been able to fund this so far and they're touting that 60% less commercials number. Wonder how much they already have in their pockets
     
  39. Mr Bulldops

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    What do you mean, they’ve been advertising the shit out of it on the radio at least for months?

    I do find it funny how they’ve just rebranded all the UCF social media stuff
     
  40. Mr Bulldops

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    The Apollo’s will have a local TV sportscaster doing their play by play radio call. Supposedly she is the first ever female to do play by play on the radio for any football game, pro or college
     
  41. Mix

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    Not even close. Gayle Sierens in Tampa did an NFL regular season game in 1987.
     
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  42. bradley z

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    real soon .
    u laugh but remember the generals and the nfl merger I DO ?
     
  43. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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  44. dukebuckeye

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  45. Mr Bulldops

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    Challenge accepted
     
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  46. Corky Bucek

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    Are you throwing in a lineup?
     
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    what did Vick do to get canned from ATL?
     
  49. Mr Bulldops

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    Nothing, I thought he quit
     
  50. Mr Bulldops

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    Better crowd tailgating then I would have thought. A lot of UCF tents and a good portion of UF and FSU. I’m guessing 15-20k in the stands

    Also, I’m drunk and am enjoying the fact that it’s February and I still get to watch football