Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. pez

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    He’s next to the one with the black eye
     
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  2. joe-

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    I figured it out

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  3. repoocs

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    I find it amusing that he still has the word "coach" in his Twitter name - a word that will never officially be used to describe him again.
     
  4. SugarShaun

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    I’ve actually hired him as my life coach so jokes on you (and my wife)
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    This scumbag needs to shut the fuck up
     
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  7. Bo Pelinis

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    He needs to keep talking. Burn it down.
     
  8. BudKilmer

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    Either come out with it or STFU
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    How else would a look at me drunken moron stay relevant though
     
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  11. ButchCassidy

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    always interested to see what the bump will be.
     
  12. theriner69er

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    He's helping. He's Superman, without the cape.
     
  13. Mister Me Too

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  14. TC

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    ZACH SMITH is a huge pussy. He would never have the balls to tweet at RONALD SAVAGE
     
  15. Jake Scott

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    Too much anxiety from the current battery life.
     
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  16. Fast Eddie

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    That’s one Jordan Belfort looking ass cac
     
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  17. Wu

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    Dude behind the old lady in the Wenger coat
     
  18. PAHokie

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  19. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Which coaching vacancy do you think Zach is going to get tied to?
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    The inmate team in the remake of the remake of The Longest Yard featuring aging Adam Sandler and Bert Reynolds' reanimated corpse.
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Or remake The Program and make him the insane coked up bag man assistant.
     
  22. Bo Pelinis

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    I would urge everyone to read the comments on that post. Just imagine the rage drinking he was doing.
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    It’s the role he was born to play. A true method actor’s dream.
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    This is exactly how Courtney Smith has felt for the last decade. Too bad no one at Ohio State did anything to help her.
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    :golfclap:
     
  26. TC

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    I'm amused by all this, but it's honestly just sad if he is in fact BuckeyeBacker99 and has the head injuries he describes
     
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  27. 941Gator

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    who is this @iam4uga he goes so hard against?

     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    I believe that’s Jake Scott.
     
  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    as soon as you coach just once, you can be called coach for the rest of your days

    its like winning a championship in boxing and getting to be called "champ" thereafter
     
  30. Schadenfred

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    1. "The place went nuts and I got a standing ovation."

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    2. "All levels just need to put players through an online learning course about the affects (sic) of TBI, have them sign a waiver..."

    This is a very smart idea. Obviously, 12-year-olds are wise enough to weigh all of the facts and evidence to arrive at a responsible, mature decision that will affect them decades later.


    3. I have no doubt that BB99's traumatic brain injury is real and very serious.
     
  31. Jack Parkman

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  32. b7

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    Went to lunch with my wife today and ate soup and a sandwich.
     
  33. theriner69er

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    I've heard this said a different way, and involved sucking a dick
     
  34. IHHH

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    It’s perfect
     
  35. 941Gator

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  36. devine

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  37. Squints

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  38. ButchCassidy

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    Yessssss, drunk Zach!!
     
  39. ohbluefan

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    No wonder Meyer’s head hurt, my head hurts just listening to those 2 for 1 min
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    broke a family picture frame in the midst of a marital dispute how cliche
     
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  42. dukebuckeye

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    Chicken salad, apple, and a water today.
     
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  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    his head hurts because of a clinical stage brain cyst of medical severity
     
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  44. JohnnyChimpo

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    that video made me genuinely sad
     
  45. HoosDaMan

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    Pos deliberately incited her to make a video
     
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    I have a Digiorno thin crust in the oven. GLBC Christmas Ale to drink.
     
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  49. Constant

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