Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    I’m just glad that Zach has decided that he’s done being quiet
     
  2. IHHH

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    Keeping all these emotions « bottled » up might cause one to snap and cause harm to a loved one.
     
  3. THF

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    We all are.....
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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    He’s responding to pretty much everyone who comments on his tweets, UncleJesse maybe you should send him a comment

     
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  5. HOOSINSC

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    must've been a pussy if he only got 6 concussions. i had that many before i graduated high school.
     
  6. theriner69er

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    I like the people saying: Now I know Zach never abused his wife, just listen to her, there is NO WAY a battered wife would talk to her abusing husband that way because she'd know what she was going to get if she did.

    As if that's how it works
     
  7. UncleJesse

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  8. theriner69er

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    teaching blocks??
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    HE'S A WR COACH DUMMY
     
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  10. UncleJesse

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    you do realize they teach WR’s to block, right?
     
  11. theriner69er

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    you are what's wrong with the world
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

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    GO FUCK YOURSELF SIMPLE JACK
     
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  16. Teflon Queen

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    Zach Smith is singlehandedly trying to wrest control of the Florida/Ohio debate
     
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  17. UncleJesse

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    Team take those kids away from both of them. Jesus.
     
  18. Schadenfred

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  19. BuckeyeRiot

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    He belongs to us both.
     
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  20. Jack Parkman

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  21. goblue31602

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    Somebody needs a job.
     
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  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He'll be "observing" at Alabama before you know it. Sharing a desk with the Maryland guy that killed the kid.
     
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  23. LuPoor

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    He's about to go on an Eat Pray Love type thing
     
  24. Constant

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    Zach is clearly not one to hold on to the bitterness.
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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    They’ll both be on Urban’s staff at USC next year. :warn:
     
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  26. Jack Parkman

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  27. Constant

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    If you want to minimize your cost when dining out, order something you can't eat, then send it back and refuse to pay for it. That's next level shit.
     
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  28. Bert Handsome

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    In other words, he's banging the waitress that got stiffed. He was probably drinking at the bar all night waiting for her to finish her shift.
     
  29. Jack Parkman

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    M night shamalong is jealous of that twist
     
    #7779 Jack Parkman, Feb 2, 2019
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  30. HatterasJack

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    Psycho can’t even help himself in his sons birthday post. Can you just imagine the non-stop, boiling rage gurgling in that nut jobs head?
     
  31. Whammy Business

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    Nothing says well-adjusted father like an ominous lead-in to a tweet wishing your son a happy birthday.
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    Is he saying his #MyEverything is his son or the payback he’s gonna get
     
  33. Celemo

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    SOON ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY!! MARK MY WORDS!!! Happy Birthday Meatball #theygrowupsofast
     
  34. TDCD

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    #dadPlatinum
     
  35. Bert Handsome

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    See you two Saturdays from now!
     
  36. 941Gator

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    He deleted it, what did it say?
     
  37. HatterasJack

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  38. Killy Me Please

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    I like all the coaches replying with happy birthday as if they all agreed to ignore the psychotic preamble
     
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  40. Jack Parkman

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  41. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    He’s glad they died before he was exposed.
     
  42. Redav

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    Miss these two but I'm glad they're dead
     
  43. Constant

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  44. Constant

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    I'm sure his Mom would have been proud of the White House dick pic.
     
  45. Pelican

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    :americafuckyeah:
     
  46. TC

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    Dad’s got a wild man T ball lifter on there
     
  47. GGCD

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    It's his grandfather.
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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  49. Clown Baby

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    No Punches Pulled with Zach Smith
     
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  50. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    As crazy as this dude is, this ain’t a good look for tOSU.