Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. 941Gator

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    some gems but I enjoyed this one:
    • Dan Mullen has an illegitimate child...... It was never any secret that Dan Mullen had a child before he was married and he has fully embraced this child and has never attempted to hide that from anyone. Zach’s issue with Dan Mullen is that Dan Mullen despised Zach and like many others, always thought Zach was a lazy, worthless coach who rode his grandfather’s coattails into the coaching industry. He had zero respect for him and wouldn’t even consider hiring him for any job at either of his stops as a head coach. Isn’t it interesting how some of the most successful coaches in the industry wanted nothing to do with Zach? Wouldn’t that speak volumes to most people about how Zach’s colleagues viewed him as a person?
     
  3. devine

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    That was a very sad read. Dude is an absolute psycho
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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    I, for one, am shocked to see the things Zach has been saying might not exactly be true
     
  5. 941Gator

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    we all know the type. He thinks making sex jokes and being a guy’s guy is more important than having skills but the problem is that doesn’t work with the top dogs. Even now, he could have had a normal college football podcast and been successful but instead he names it menace 2 society and advocates Men’s Rights.
     
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    The fuck is happening
     
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    Texas fans apparently think it’s recruiting related for some reason.
     
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    I’m in there like swimwear!
     
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    Every single person involved in this is awful.
     
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    Wow. I know so little about the recruiting game.
     
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    You’re luck we kept that secret. If recruits got word you were hiring those guys, no one would sign.
     
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    Urban Meyer the teenage girl

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    Because they luv Ohio state.

    Thx for ur support. Can't do this with u.

    All for signi
     
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    Drinks a lot with rage issues? Zach Smith? NO FUCKING WAY
     
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    My god, this could be a teenage comedy drama at this point, but with 50+ years old men making thousands or millions
     
  36. Saul Shabazz

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    Bob tried to hire g-reg she twice?

    whoa
     
  37. Pelican

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    2000 pages of emails and about 10% of them involve Zach trying to buy an iPhone 6s from OSU IT.
     
  38. VaxRule

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    Was he successful?
     
  39. buckwild

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    I would guess the issue was his card was consistently maxed out.
     
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    I'd be very interested to see what my maximum genetic potential is.
     
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    Rest easy knowing its atleast above Darren Rovell's.
     
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    Which poster is this

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    "This would be a huge get."

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