Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. pez

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  2. Mister Me Too

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    *masterbait

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  3. fucktx

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    dump siding with zach smith

    can’t say i’m surprised
     
  4. dump

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    Can’t I side with Courtney and also know that Herman is a big bitch

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    Pelican COOL huh
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  6. Boo MFer!

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    SHOW US THE OTHER HALF! WE WANT TO SEE THE OTHER HALF!
     
  7. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  8. ButchCassidy

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    100% chance they include his world famous ball lifters.
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    Let’s see em!
     
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  10. dukebuckeye

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  11. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Those ball lifters have lifted us all up.
     
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  14. Randy Dangus

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  15. Boo MFer!

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    Oh my damn.
     
  16. theriner69er

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    Who is this DJ Byrnes guy?? And how does he have ALL the info?

    also what is this, uh, dickflash.com all about? Just curious
     
  17. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    DJforOhio is here for all of us

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  18. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Used to be a writer for 11Warriors.
     
  19. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Also, I have no idea what dickflash.com is nor will I share my login info with you.
     
  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Damn son he called him "my guy." Pretty sure them's fighting words up north
     
  21. goblue31602

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    Man I'm starting to get the feeling that this Zach fella isn't very honest.
     
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  22. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Everyone please continue to keep Zach in your prayers.
     
  23. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Can’t wait till Zach gets drunk tonight & rage responds to all of that ownage :popcorn:
     
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  24. dukebuckeye

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    The new M2S podcast should be neat.
     
  25. dukebuckeye

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    This twitter feud is brought to you by Manscaped.
     
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  26. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I’VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A BALL LIFTER ARGGGGHH

    *tweet with receipt from Spencer’s Gifts*

    I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYONE NAMED SPENCER ARGGGGGHHHAHUDISKDJ
     
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  27. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    His kids get free lunches? Interesting. Figured M2S would be paying the bills
     
  28. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    I really can’t stand DJ Byrnes anymore. But he is a minuscule turd sandwich compared to the giant douche that is Zach Smith.
     
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    DJ killing it. "What's that? You remembered to flush this morning? Boom, live video feed of your toilet fucker."
     
  30. HunterPKP

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    Is there moar? This last page has been outstanding.
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

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    #Redemption
     
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  33. zeberdee

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    not guilty, y’all got to feel me
     
  34. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Ha. Mistrial isn’t vindication.

    They can try him again on the exact same charges if they want to.
     
  35. Hank Scorpio

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    Today it's spelled Zach
     
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  36. buckwild

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  37. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    2 questions:

    1) Is it Contempt's of Court
    or
    Contempt of Court's

    or does the possessive not enter into it at all?

    2) Is that emoji hands praying? or hands in handcuffs?
     
  38. Schadenfred

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    Those aren't possessives. They're hyphens.
     
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  39. HotMic

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    https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/urban's-mind-games

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  40. dathalfnukkahd

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    Only thing I heard Urban say about Michigan on the Fox channel recently is that we have good receivers and we need to feed them the ball. I agree with him.
     
  41. Pelican

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  42. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    *eatchicken
     
  43. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I had chicken for lunch.

    Popeyes spicy with beans and rice. Unsweetened tea to drink.

    Per the manager, the sandwich will be back “end of October, beginning of November” fwiw
     
  44. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Last month they said “end of September, early October” fwiw
     
  45. HotMic

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    The return of the sandwich is the new McD’s ice cream machine
     
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  46. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    You guys should be eating Arby’s.
     
  47. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Didn’t specify the year though
     
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  48. PSU12

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    No, that’s a nervous bird
     
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  49. Celemo

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    solid reset
     
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