Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. TC

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    "How hated am I and how crazy the manipulation is in my life?"

    Very normal thing to say
     
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  2. Ty Webb

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    Maybe the judge will humor him and live stream this to the world
     
  3. buckwild

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    I'm still here. Still unemployed. Still ranting on Twitter while you're making $5m. I'm here!
     
  6. Woodworth

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    The alcoholism is on display. He simply can't help himself.
     
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  9. VaxRule

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    The guy shopping for ball lifters on his company computer calling anyone else a psycho and a slut?
     
  10. HatterasJack

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    *your
     
  11. Bo Pelinis

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    In the next 5 years Zach Smith will:

    1. Die in a drunk driving accident
    2. Get sober and go on a motivational speaking tour
    3. Be exactly where he is today with nothing changed.
    4. Be in jail for something alcohol or violence related.
     
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  12. goblue31602

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    Why can't it be all 4? I could definitely see him going 4-3-2-1.
     
  13. Jack Parkman

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  14. bro

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    I’ll do it.
     
  16. val venis

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    I’m going. All Patreon subscribers get a free ball lifter upon purchase of a ticket.
     
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  17. Tony Ray Bans

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    I cannot imagine the kind of person who donates monthly to that guy on Patreon
     
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  18. dukebuckeye

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    Fella, he retweets them and the ones who buy his shirts. Let me tell you...they are EXACTLY what you’d picture.
     
  19. buckwild

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    "Newsflash you molester looking douche" is a hell of a way to start a tweet.

     
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  20. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Damn he started early. It’s Friday I guess..
     
  21. buckwild

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    Everyday can be a Friday when you are a pro podcaster
     
  22. HotMic

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    Going to start referring to my buddies as molestor looking douches.
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    Menace 2 Sobriety
     
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  24. Jack Parkman

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    We stand with Zach!!
     
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  25. herb.burdette

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    He has a good point about McMurphy though.

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  26. 941Gator

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    Zach just needs to attack Rovell and he will win us all back
     
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  27. dahldennsull

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    you're assuming he ever stopped...
     
  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    :gross:
     
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  29. TC

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    TC ™
     
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  30. Pelican

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  31. devine

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  32. devine

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    Friday night he’s definitely sober
     
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    Pelican COOL huh
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  34. VaxRule

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    Poorly taken?
     
  35. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just posting so I can keep up and come back and enjoy those Z Smith tweets
     
  36. BWC

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    I, for one, am impressed he's still alive.
     
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  37. 941Gator

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    Screenshot because I’m anticipating a sober deletion
     

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  38. devine

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    Yikes little too early for these kinda jokes urban

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  39. dukebuckeye

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    Lol... the price being 62.39 is terrific.
     
  40. 941Gator

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    And I was right
     
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  41. devine

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    Like this post if you want me to attend his tailgate tomorrow
     
  42. devine

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    If I raise $200 4 of us will go and document the whole thing for this thread. Venmo is open
     
  43. 941Gator

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    Where is it?
     
  44. devine

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    Columbus
     
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  45. herb.burdette

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    I’ll donate
     
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  46. TC

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    Who are the other 3
     
  47. herb.burdette

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    I’ll chip in $10 if devine asks Zach Smith for his opinion on whether the Wildman T Ball Lifter is superior to competing products.
     
  48. devine

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    Done
     
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  49. tjsblue

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    I will be available to attend.
     
  50. herb.burdette

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    We have you assigned to Desmond Howard’s security detail on Gameday. Lots of moving parts here.
     
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