Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. dukebuckeye

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    That, or this…

     
  2. blind dog

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    :( nvm
     
  3. UncleJesse

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  4. Jack Parkman

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  6. PSU12

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    Unrelated to Zach Smith being a piece of shit, I saw he commented in a thread earlier I was looking at about the PSU game. I clicked on his profile to see what crazy shit he’s said lately. His pinned tweet from last week from what I assume is his college football podcast was asking/discussing “is Florida State the best team in the ACC?” Following their close loss to ND.

     
  7. Jack Parkman

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    We are getting close to a Kanell/Smith CFB segment coming weekly on outkick
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    This is an incredible read.
     
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  9. Nole0515

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    I guess the Jags can fire Urbs for cause now
     
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  10. MG2

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    The Urban phone stuff detailed in that story from late July/early August remains incredible three years after the school published that it happened.
     
  11. MG2

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    The contractions from Courtney's mom between what she told police and what she said publicly in 2018 are kind of insane. She went from telling police about the abuse to basically saying her daughter made it up once the story broke.
     
  12. buckwild

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    Not many people hate Zach Smith more than me, but it was a well known fact before this news broke that both people were full blown shit show alcoholics so who knows how their respective family members could figure out the truth. Definition of a toxic drunk marriage.
     
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  13. Bruce Wayne

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    Man that was a tough read. I wish nothing but the worst for Zach
     
  14. theriner69er

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    Blame the alcohol, not the abuser. Can't wait to hear Urban get some questions about this story
     
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  15. Clown Baby

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  16. Saul Shabazz

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    they even put the main bag man's name out there

    :bamawarn:

    daaaaaaaaamn
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    brutal.

    shelly Meyer can go to hell
     
  18. Pelican

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    An incredible excerpt:

     
  19. Saul Shabazz

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    "Zach.....honey what's in this box that says 'human heads'?"
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Dead dove do not eat
     
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  21. killerwvu

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    Not gonna lie, this line made me chuckle

    You can tell because he made sure to put a Seal of the President of the United States next to his penis
     
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  22. Saul Shabazz

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    both universities' nursing schools employing Shellcat is hilarious, bet she was super popular
     
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  23. BudKilmer

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    TOOOOO BEEEEE FAIR. If I’m ever in the White House (lmao won’t ever happen), I may snap a dick pick or two
     
  24. IHHH

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    Urban not letting this loser go to bama might be the most mind boggling thing in all of this. That was probably the best shot we all had at seeing saban’s program being destroyed. Although I doubt that saban would’ve dealt with this little asshole for a long time.
     
  25. Bruce Wayne

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    That's the kind of hire that Saban calls first to get the 411 on the guy and Urban tells him he's a giant POS and don't hire him
     
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  26. Tobias

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    zach what is this folder titled "work shower (recording myself cranking my hog)"?
     
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  27. Jack Parkman

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    Control F “recruits we paid off” folder
     
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  28. Prospector

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    man fuck her. Can't imagine what that must feel like
     
  29. killerwvu

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    Imagine paying to be a premium subscriber of his podcast and listening to his 4 part series on his jail time
     
  30. theriner69er

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    Why does a guy keep pics of his own dick? I can see folders called "Amanda's tits" or "Becky's ass". What's the purpose of cataloging dick pics?
     
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  31. joe-

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    to send to people
     
  32. pez

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    He’s making a coffee table book, obviously.
     
  33. goblue31602

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    You know when girls talk about how guys will send them unsolicited dick pics? Zach Smith is that guy. I'm sure he keeps a stash so he can send them in a moment's notice.
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    I guess you’ll just never understand us.
     
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  35. IHHH

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    i am pretty sure he didn’t put just his normal Tuesday night dick pic in that folder, just the one he took in the most important places that he visited and was able to take his dick out, make it hard and then snap a pic of it with the president’s seal right next to it like a normal person. Some memories you just want to hang on forever to.
     
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  36. Handcuffed

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    the sheer audacity here
     
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  37. TC

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    This guy has a strong libido
     
  38. Dr. Richard Cranium

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  39. bro

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    Shelley. The type of psychopath is Shelley