Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. dome foam

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  2. dukebuckeye

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  3. IHHH

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    How insecure do you have to be, he was the perfect head coach for ohio state
     
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    HEY U WATCH IT
     
  5. IHHH

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    “Complete smoke” :laugh:
     
  7. IHHH

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    the guy lives in ohio, give him a break
     
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  8. bertwing

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    East for Zach to say “hold the stones” with his collection of ball lifters
     
  9. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Love how the gal says, “who is this? he won’t stop flirting with me”, while the video shows him just sitting there getting a lap dance from her.
     
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  10. UncleJesse

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    That was a different girl.
     
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  12. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    In fairness, I was wrong.
     
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  13. IvanTheTerrible

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    Someone mentions a nurse in this thread. Are they talking about Urbs wife or the girl at the pub?
     
  14. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Urbs wife
     
  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    lmao I forgot about this
     
  16. HotMic

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  17. HotMic

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    EVERYBODY TO THE DANCE FLOOR!!

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  18. UncleJesse

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    All things considered, not a bad excuse.
     
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  19. TC

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    I've had to apologize for getting on a dance floor before so I get it
     
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    :roll:

    he would have been better off copying the lunch gag.
     
  21. Pelican

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    He dragged the grandkids into it :laugh::facepalm:
     
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  23. UncleJesse

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    Good thing he didn't have his grandkids on his lap when he was getting that dance.
     
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  25. Pelican

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    lol he looks absolutely fucking miserable.
     
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    This is exactly how I was being drug to the dance floor this weekend. Nothing to see here

    also going to eat pasta salad and a turkey sandwich.
     
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  27. dukebuckeye

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    two-day hangovers are the WOAT
     
  28. herb.burdette

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    With that hangover, I bet he had something really greasy for lunch.
     
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  29. UncleJesse

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  31. Jake Scott

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    Good to see Zach is still doing well.
     
  32. DuckKin

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    What if there was a disease where you constantly shit yourself, and within that shit was a possible deadly disease.

    now imagine standing in line hearing someone scream about freedom to not wear diapers while they shit on the floor.
     
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  33. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Leftover pot roast
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  34. Prospector

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    Wonder if his wife will move to Baton Rouge
     
  35. bro

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  36. Redav

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    I guess it should have been obvious he would be a covid truther
     
  37. steamengine

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    People who use “virtue signaling!!!” as a main point of their argument are typically smart and acting in good faith.
     
  38. goblue31602

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    100% chance Coach Smith here is a pants shitting expert
     
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  39. yaywaffles

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    this is copypasta'd idiocy. not even clever enough to generate his own shit takes
     
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  41. ButchCassidy

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    Wonder how many vodka red bulls deep he is?
     
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  43. UncleJesse

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  44. Pelican

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  45. Goose

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    Desmond really kept dragging

     
  46. blind dog

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    Has anyone forgotten devine financially supports this guy? I know I haven’t
     
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    Go on
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    Attended a meet-and-greet event in a parking garage, IIRC.
     
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