Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. FrankReynolds

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    Wasn't Zack convicted of abuse and serve time?

    How is he still asking someone to post the receipts of abuse?
     
  2. buckwild

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    Don't think he's ever been convicted of anything. I think he served a couple nights in jail for violating some sort of order.
     
  3. CF3234

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  4. Pelican

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  5. Corch

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    I'm starting to think Urban might not be very good at picking people to surround himself with
     
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  6. Louis Holth

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    I’d like to see what this excellent pun writer looks like thanks
     
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    Just keep the sexiness at an all time high and we are good to go
     
  8. Constant

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    Let those among us who have never used that line cast the first stone.
     
  9. Squints

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  10. bertwing

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    Zach got pink eye from eatin ass
     
  11. Corch

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    Who the fuck spits game over email lol
     
  12. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  13. Pelican

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    THAT’S your reason for not wanting to join a Taggart staff?
     
  14. SugarShaun

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  15. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    The kid in the background really makes the video.
     
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  16. buckwild

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    You seem jealous that nobody has ever emailed you that you have a "seductive and flirtatious aura".
     
  17. Josey Wales

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    Did you guys know this piece of shit has a podcast or some series he posts on TikTok? It used to pop up on my feed when I had the app until I blocked it.
     
  18. DJ Bosa

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    Menace nation!!!!!!!
     
  19. Constant

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    Say "I'm new to this thread" without saying you're new to this thread!

    Wait til you hear about the ball lifters and White House dick pics.
     
  20. Louis Holth

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    I feel like that’s the body type that inspires young athletes to perform better on the field.
     
  21. killerwvu

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    He also hosts a pretty sweet tailgage as well devine
     
  22. herb.burdette

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    100% chance Zach Smith promotes this, because he wants everyone to know that he’s a controversial bad boy who doesn’t care about society’s rules.
     
  23. Saul Shabazz

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    When's this doc drop?
     
  24. herb.burdette

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    Never, Urban is going to have her killed.
     
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  25. ClemPson

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    While I enjoy good email exchange nothing beats the good ole days of faxing dick pics.
     
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  26. Mister Me Too

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    The man has a future as a republican state senator in Ohio or Florida.
     
  27. Nole96SC

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    Maybe you should try eating some then.
     
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  30. CF3234

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    should be interesting. Will they be honest about what was going on with those teams or stick with the Tebow Halo affect
     
  31. Ty Webb

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    @football Mike rumored to be making an appearance though
     
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    Yeah, from hell!

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  33. milquetoast

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    I'm very interested in the scope of honesty and I doubt it will even come close to the wild west circus that Meyer was leading. Not even close.
     
  34. CF3234

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    I doubt it comes close. I mean look at the U documentary. They didn't really go into too much detail, but they at least acknoledged that they did some stupid shit off the field like stealing car radios and having guns etc.
     
  35. milquetoast

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    Wil be interesting to see if they include Percy Harvin choking coach Billy Gonzalez in the locker room and not getting suspended or Chico failing every single drug test he took and not missing a game or the pleading of Meyer to Jannoris Jenkins to stop smoking in clubs or Will Hill's apartment stories or.....
     
  36. CF3234

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    the Safety who stole his car out of the impound, Jarvis Moss getting his suspension moved to the following week against Sisters of the Poor state so he could play in the South Carolina game (the cock block).

    Tim Tebow deserves canonization just for the stuff he was able to get the national media to ignore during those 4 years.
     
  37. milquetoast

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    Make no mistake about it, I bleed orange and blue, but you're not wrong here.
     
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  38. Bruce Wayne

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    lol I never thought of it that way. Great point
     
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  39. Boo MFer!

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    Zach now fighting with random Miami fans on Twitter.



     
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  40. VaxRule

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    If everyone responded to him with just “42-27” he’d lose what’s left of his mind.
     
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  42. TC

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    So 2021. Get some new Halloween material
     
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  43. Boo MFer!

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    #9243 Boo MFer!, Nov 7, 2022
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  44. C A N E

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    I mean, I wouldn’t want my kid to play under this current system. I’ve been watching this team for nearly 20 years and this is easily the worst team during that span.
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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    Millions of dollars have a funny way of influencing decisions.
     
  46. C A N E

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    Which makes it even worse.
     
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  47. buckwild

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    I think it's all related to Josh Gattis. He's thought Gattis is overrated for years. Possibly one of the few things he's been right about.
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

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    Part of me feels sad for these kids—not just those going to Miami but anyone who takes a bag over better fit. But on the other hand, there are obviously no guarantees that any career is going to pan out. A bird in the hand and such.
     
  49. C A N E

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    I think Mario is a good guy to play for. Obviously recruits trust him.

    Dude just needs to get with the times when it comes to offense. South Florida isn’t known for high level OL play, so stop trying to square peg round hole it. Mario needs to find an OC who can get players outside the numbers, recruit those players, and then shut the fuck up.
     
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  50. CF3234

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    He’s been going off on gattis all year. He’s absolutely right about gattis.
     
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