Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. CF3234

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    This has been going on for decades…
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    Thanks for telling me! This is my very first day following recruiting and college football. Have any other really great tips?!
     
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  3. Mister Me Too

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    This is a lot easier said than done, these coaches are ego maniacs and they are incapable of relinquishing power to someone else, see Jimbo Fisher.
     
  4. BuckeyeRiot

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    Shy away from shared tunnels post game.
     
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    Dear lord, please give me a Mike Farrell vs Zach Smith Twitter feud today :pray:

     
  6. dukebuckeye

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  7. Boo MFer!

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    Spill that tea, Don!
     
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  8. Gaknight

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    This psycho pretending he almost got Patrick Peterson and happy he had a great career after reporting his test scores because he was mad he went to LSU :roll:
     
  9. TC

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    Urban Meyer says Cam Newton almost played for Florida
     
  10. Boo MFer!

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    :feelsbadman:

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  11. Boo MFer!

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    What? Peterson is literally quoted in the story saying he was going to Florida.
     
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  12. Marty Kaan

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    Yeah I remember Peterson flipping to us on signing day
     
  13. dukebuckeye

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    I remember thinking Patrick Peterson was going to be a worse prospect once he changed his name from Patrick Johnson.
     
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  14. TC

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    I remember Patrick Patterson.
     
  15. buckwild

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    Looks like things are going well between Courtney and his new lady...

     
  16. Boo MFer!

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    I remember Rob Pattinson.

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  17. Gritty Badger

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    Peterson's Dad had that deal lined up with LSU for months, he was never going anywhere else
     
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  18. Gaknight

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    The joke is he is proud of a career he tried to fuck over by reporting his test scores because he was butthurt.
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    Cool story.
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    God those poor kids
     
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  21. CF3234

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    Kid was literally coming to UM games every other week and telling the northwestern group he was getting 20k for each OV and that they needed to go check it out.
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    All parts of this story most definitely happened!
     
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  23. CF3234

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    Worked recruiting for UM as a student. Heard it directly from him.
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    You definitely did!
     
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  25. Boo MFer!

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    I worked in the SID office as a student assistant. I heard Urban tell Percy that he had a dream about him playing in the Swamp.
     
  26. Boom TittyMilk

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    I imagine this conversation is going to go smoothly
     
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  27. CF3234

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    Whatever. I’ve told the story a bunch of times. Kid was going to LSU long before he decommitted from UM. But boo has to boo and think everyone wants to be a gator for pure reasons and the evil dollar pulled them away.
     
  28. Boo MFer!

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    Would love to hear more of these absolutely true recruiting insider stories from your time as a coffee runner for Randy Shannon.
     
  29. Boom TittyMilk

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    Probably heard a lot of true info then. Not sure how this discredits him
     
  30. CF3234

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    Randy? Nice guy. Made a point to get to know everyone in the Hecht. Especially all the women. Nobody was safe.

    never got coffee for him though. Wasn’t my job. Stuffed a lot of mailers to recruits though. Also ran film to coaches who wanted to evaluate prospects. More often than not the OL coach Stoutland would invite me to watch with him and let me pick his brain. Really good coach.
     
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  31. CF3234

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    Boo being boo. I’m not even claiming to have a big job. I was a student recruiting assistant my freshman year. My job was to stuff mailers and run tape to the GA’s and assistant coaches Monday-Friday, on Saturday I’d check recruits in and then sit with my assigned players during games to make sure fans didn’t bother them or committed an obvious recruiting violation that would have to be reported.

    I got assigned to the MNW group because I also worked for the Miami Herald as a HS sports writer during that time and had a prior relationship with them.

    yup. So hard to believe that I’d hear the conversations of UMs high profile recruits
     
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  32. ButchCassidy

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    Let’s keep this on track, more about how much a POS Zach and his wife are.

    Thanks!
     
  33. Boo MFer!

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    OL film review? Yawn. More outlandish stories, please.
     
  34. Boo MFer!

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    This got me good.

     
  35. zeberdee

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    he's the goat OL coach.
     
  36. TC

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    Pretty sweet job for a freshman
     
  37. Gritty Badger

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    was pumped when Chip brought him on staff because when he came to UM the OL immediately became functional for the first time in 6 years and fell apart immediately when he left
     
  38. CF3234

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    I enjoyed it. Accidentally was part of a minor recruiting violation the last game of the year that had to get smoothed over.

    It was the infamous last game at the OB where UVA blew us out.

    Matt patchan and his family were at the game and the father is disabled and walks with a cane.

    As the game was ending patchan and his family are being led on to the field and towards the locker rooms by their host. He waives to us to join so I follow behind with the MNW kids. It’s not our normal procedure but I figured they must be doing something different for the last game.

    We get to the locker rooms, the head of the recruiting office sees me and Jacory Harris and goes ghost white.

    apparently recruits may not step foot on the field during play and the school had received a special accommodation for patchan’s family only. Oops
     
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  39. Corch

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    Canes is also gym buddies with Dan Marino and is the Bosa family consigliere
     
  40. Boo MFer!

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    Oops!
     
  41. CF3234

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    Thanks for keeping track.
     
  42. Pelican

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  44. bro

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    Thank you for continuing to post your life’s drama online
     
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  45. Corch

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    For all the shit I'm sure she's gotten from giant weirdos, I don't mind her taking some victory laps publicly
     
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    Remember when Zach Smith broke the Deion Sanders to Nebraska news?
     
  48. Corch

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    I'd probably drink a case of wine in celebration if I had kids with Zach and found out they'd never have to see him again.
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    "Menace From Behind Bars" will be a wild Podcast
     
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