Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. jokewood

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    I have long said that Brett McMurphy is one of the finest investigative journalists of this, or any, generation.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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    Ok fine it’s all water under the bridge

    We’ll take you back urban!!!

    On double secret probation
     
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  3. zeberdee

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    getting caught
     
  4. Todd Bonzales

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    Can’t believe this piece of this only got us on National Title and is leaving our cupboards so bare...
     
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  5. Jack Parkman

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    Pelican Thought he hated Zack smith when he was just an annoying twitter douche

    Now..
     
  6. Phil Connors

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  7. Todd Bonzales

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    Let’s-go-Treh-sul! Clap clap clap-clap-clap!
     
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  8. steamengine

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    COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BETTER WHEN URBAN MEYERS IS GOOD
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Despite getting assfucked but his teams basically yearly, he's obviously raised the bar in the B1G. But, yikes.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    Brian kelly, come on down
     
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  11. steamengine

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    Yikes, indeed
     
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  12. jokewood

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    McMurphy has only scratched the surface of the story. I know over 85 people who, in the last six years, have been abused by Urban Meyer's underlings.
     
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  13. Taques

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    are there any big ten institutions that don’t abuse women and children?
     
  14. Corch

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    Michigan.

    They don't beat anybody lmbo
     
  15. dukebuckeye

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    Fucking swish.
     
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  16. jokewood

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    I don't believe there are any women at Purdue.
     
  17. ned's head

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  18. Taques

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    sources are telling me that it’s not too early to start the kliff kingsbury to ohio state rumor mill
     
  19. poor paul

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    OSU fans, when do y'all start practice?
     
  20. Nole0515

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    Northwestern?
     
  21. bertwing

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    I would think so if an employee of the university was accused of abuse and two other employees knew about it didn't do shit.
     
  22. dukebuckeye

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    Your face.
     
  23. TrustyPatches

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    Fucking nuked
     
  24. The Walrus

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    Season's cancelled
     
  25. PSU12

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    I like that Urban basically dismissed McMurphy’s report last week at media days and said there was nothing to it. McMurphy clearly was butt hurt about that and decided to dig further.
     
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  26. steamengine

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    Was waiting for this
     
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  27. Corch

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    Odds are that Shelly falls on the grenade for this one.

    Good thing he's not banging coeds anymore.
     
  28. HotMic

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    [​IMG]
     
  29. NilesIrish

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    Does the NCAA have any play in this? I would think because the events happened off campus (unlike PSU) they wouldn't have much they could do unless they discover it's a lot bigger than just Meyer covering for his guy.

    Also McMurphy will be on xm 84 in like 5 minutes.
     
  30. Bo Pelinis

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    Nobody actually believes she didn't tell Urban or that Urban didn't know. Will that actually do anything at all? Especially considering the entire point behind the problem is a woman taking a hit to preserve her husband's career and to protect the brand.
     
  31. Pharm

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    Does the NCAA ever turn down a chance to get a play?

    The answer is no.
     
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  32. Corch

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    You're right.

    He's done
     
  33. steamengine

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    Minnesota seems the most likely candidate, but I think they’re really good at wrestling so maybe not
     
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  34. IrishLAX2

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    They do...and at the worst times honestly.
     
  35. jokewood

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    Now Michigan State has a chip on their shoulder about not being the B1G team with the most recent scandal. Every year Mark Dantonio finds his edge.
     
  36. Volholic16

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    Has a dotting the i joke been made yet?
     
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  37. Pharm

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    Pj fleck strikes me as more of a steal used underwear from women and children than actually beating them.
     
  38. buckwild

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    He seemed to make a relationship with Smith's ex from the beginning...and I think he's unemployed. He was definitely going to keep working on it.
     
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  39. PSU12

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    McMurphy responded to his comments at media days when Urban said there was “nothing to it”. He definitely was butthurt about that.

    From listening to some of the National pods and such, seemed like a dumb thing to say at the time in such absolute terms. Now it seems even worse to say.
     
  40. NilesIrish

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    Urban is going to rely on the no charges filed thing.
     
  41. jokewood

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    Brett just nailed his first two rounds of interviews for jobs at MLive.com or PennLive.com.
     
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  42. DeToxRox

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  43. buckwild

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    MGoBlog as well
     
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  44. Lorne Malvo

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    Bring back Bo Pelini imo
     
  45. DeToxRox

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    Luke Fickell looked good at Cincy last year. Good program builder.
     
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  46. Pelican

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    what's going on I'm drinking a mocha latte
     
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  47. wes tegg

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    The NCAA will do whatever it wants. It “can’t” do anything unless the institution cooperates. The reason they were involved in the Penn State thing wasn’t because it was on campus, it was because Penn State was so culpable in such a horrible thing that it couldn’t tell them to fuck off.
     
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  48. DeToxRox

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    I bet Larry Johnson Sr stole Scott Frost’s shit
     
  49. Mix

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    I particularly liked when he forfeited our game after 3 quarters.
     
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