Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. Todd Bonzales

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    Have literally not cut my grass in almost three weeks. Nothing is growing, but it really hasn’t scorched yet. Of course, the unfathomably resilient spurge weed overtook my paver walkway in front of my house still. I’m pretty sure that shit could grow in the vacuum of space.
     
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  2. repoocs

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    You could do a lot worse. Stood at the corner and someone with me suggested Drunken Tacos. I told them there was no negotiating after seeing the gyro on TMB.
     
  3. Todd Bonzales

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    Plain, we stopped on the way down from Sedona back to AZ and had lunch on the road. That was probably my mistake, but if ya gotta dress up a fry for it to be good, it’s peobably not a great fry.

    Going back in November for my cousin’s wedding, however, and will sit inside and Animal-Style those bitches again.
     
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  4. Fidelio

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    I would offer to help but you don’t mow another mans lawn
     
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  5. DayDomination

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    I cut my backyard at my new house for the first time yesterday.

    We've lived in the house 3 weeks and it was vacant since early July
     
  6. Fidelio

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    Yea, I’m not going to go to bat for in n outs fries bc I stopped eating fries altogether earlier this year, but yea, animal style is prob best
     
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  7. SugarShaun

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    What’s everyone up to this weekend?

    I’ve had to miss a couple Crew games so traded in my tickets to those for more to this one so Saturday going with my wife, my buddy, my brother and his 2 boys.

    Sunday having dinner with my mom, she’s grilling out since my wife’s birthday was last week
     
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  8. Todd Bonzales

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    “A few pages”

    :yaoface:

    But yes, you should. I used to say it wasn’t worth I for a single guy, but there are so many great non-food items that make it worth it.

    I feel like Costco is now the natural progressing in this conversation, is the PNW was mentioned.
     
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  9. Fidelio

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    trail run on sat, beach after, haircut in late afternoon. Gym on Sunday morning, tennis w the woman after, kids stuff rest of the day
     
  10. DayDomination

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    I love to go to Costco on Saturdays from like 11-2 and pretty much satiate my appetite and move closer to drinking soon
     
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  11. Fidelio

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    Fuck man. I can’t deal with the carts
     
  12. DayDomination

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    Only rubes use carts. Grab the good cheap liquor, look at tv's for 20 seconds, turn the speaker music all the way up, get the free eats, go to the bathroom and get out. Maybe get one of those hotdogs.
     
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  13. Todd Bonzales

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    I’ve fought not watching True Detective again, but not sure why. I just got HBO for Hard Knocks, so I’m going to take advantage and see Woody & Matt again.
     
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  14. Todd Bonzales

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    Professionals pass on carts if they don’t need them. If you have no cart, you have nowhere to put shit that you don’t need/didn’t intend on buying. However, if it’s a big trip, they’re obviously essential.
     
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  15. Fidelio

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    Yah I might do a rewatch once Yellowstone and Sharp Objects end. There’s only so much time in the day and I tend to go shuteye around 10
     
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  16. Fidelio

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    I haven’t been in a Costco or Target in YEARS
     
  17. Todd Bonzales

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    I could never go to target again and be fine. Costco is my lifeline, so I’ll fit in well to the Idiocracy-future where it’s the only retail store left. That, and eat some delicious burgers at Buttfuckers.

    That movie is going to become reality.
     
  18. DayDomination

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    Last Saturday

    I went to Bed Bath and Beyond, Home Depot, Target and Costco. Then I went to a granite store. Ordered granite and bought a sink. Also planned shit with some european block motherfucker for said granite and sink. Then two furniture stores. Then it gets hazy.
     
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  19. Wu

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    Premier league
     
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  20. Gunners

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    I eat baskin robbins but typically run there and back to not feel like a fatty
    Also get dippin dots almost every time I see it at a game

    I'm stuck in the 90s and refuse to change
     
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  21. Wu

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    I used to get ben and jerry’s whenever I had an ice cream craving but I go for the low cal or non dairy options
     
  22. SugarShaun

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    Yes. That will consume my mornings this weekend and I’m ashamed for not mentioning that
     
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  24. Wu

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    Oh and I may have destroyed a DQ blizzard or two over the past few months
     
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    Oreo with extra Oreo?
     
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  27. Fidelio

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    I have not!
     
  28. VaxRule

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    After careful consideration, I have decided that the championship is superior football.
     
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  29. Wu

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    I’m a sucker for peanut butter in anything
     
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    had a burger a few weeks ago at a local joint w pbj on it. Was skeptical at first but it was amazing
     
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  31. thechristmaself

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    I put peanut butter on my bacon egg and cheeses. It’s amazing
     
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  32. Wu

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    What have I done
     
  33. HotMic

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    Friday I’ll just be hanging out at the house with the kids. Probably make some homemade pizzas and watch a movie.

    Saturday I coach a preseason triple-header (soccer). That will take up most of the first half of the day, I’ll probably mow when I get home.

    Sunday I’m painting a bedroom at the house. I might jump in the pool for a bit if it’s not storming.
     
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  34. Todd Bonzales

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    Back to SugarShaun ‘s question:

    -was off today
    -off tomorrow, gonna take the girls downtown for lunch while mom is getting her classroom ready, take them to a cupcake shop, swimming in the afternoon, Drive-In at night(weather depending)
    -took comp time until noon on Saturday because the girls have a kids triathlon, work from noon until 0800 Sunday
    -major house clean to start the school year off right, grill out, work Sunday night at PT job
     
  35. Fidelio

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    What age/gender soccer do u coach
     
  36. Wu

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    Also, may go to topgolf and to a movie
     
  37. herb.burdette

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    The town where I live has a mom and pop soft serve ice cream stand built in the late 1950’s at a nearly perfect location. They catch every single soccer and baseball game played.

    They do MLB hat sundaes, parfaits, cones, all the classics.

    They only take cash and always have a line.

    It’s basically the world’s best business to run.
     
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  38. HotMic

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    Boys 9U
     
  39. DayDomination

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    Toasted bread , peanut butter , salami

    Awesome sauce
     
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  40. Fidelio

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    cool, club? have a daughter the same age
     
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  41. HotMic

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    Yessir. My oldest has been playing in it for a few years now, but this is my first year coaching for his club team.
     
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  42. DayDomination

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    I’d be a terrible coach
     
  43. Gunners

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    Today: took off because I have bad poison ivy(first sick day in well over a year). Did a 7.5 mile run/walk. Now, drinking some bourbon/cokes and preseason football
    Tomorrow: off again, might see black klansman if I deem my appearance acceptable to go out in public
    Saturday: premier league, hopefully not drinking
    Sunday: 5k open water swim race early in the morning, hopefully my poison ivy is cured by then. Premier league, pig out all day.
     
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  44. Celemo

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    I’d take a boy who was suspended from his club team and dress him up as a girl and put him on my daughter’s soccer team, The Ladybugs. Hijinks ensue
     
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  45. Fidelio

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    Whole new world for us a year into it, but i love it
     
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  46. DayDomination

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    Didn’t that boy kill himself years later ?
     
  47. Gunners

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    Ladybugs is a classic

    I took a nap today and had a dream about Jon Voight in Anaconda. What was his plan with the anaconda, to just keep shooting it with darts till he got to collect the bounty? Ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as the guy in real life who thought he could be swallowed by an anaconda and film from inside of it. Hey guys, the snake is crushing my bones, I didn't account for this.
     
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  48. Celemo

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    Don’t know what I’m doing this weekend because the wife hasn’t told me yet. Figure I’ll go grocery shopping and then meal prep on Saturday. Other than that I have no clue
     
  49. Celemo

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    Yup
     
  50. Fidelio

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