Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. repoocs

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    Try it again. Order bacon. It's not bacon bits. It's full strips of bacon atop more cheese than Larosas keeps in their fridge.

    Also, if you like spicy food, get the cajun BBQ chicken pizza. Make sure to include the cajun as they also have a BBQ chicken club. Still good, but not close to the same.
     
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  2. VaxRule

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    Strip is not the appropriate form of bacon for topping a pizza. That’s just silly
     
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  3. Cheshire Bridge

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    Made his yellow shirt turn urnge
     
  4. Cheshire Bridge

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    Ohio state fans are so weird.
     
  5. dukebuckeye

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  6. Cheshire Bridge

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    This isn't your worst though
     
  7. dukebuckeye

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  8. BuckeyeRiot

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    So more dick stuff then?
     
  9. Todd Bonzales

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    POST THE DIIIIIIICK PAAAAIIIINT
     
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  10. dukebuckeye

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    We need it. Now more than ever.
     
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  11. CF3234

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    not spousal abuse imo. He didn't punch her
     
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  13. repoocs

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    Until you've had it. Bits are for salad. Salads are for a Pac 12 thread.
     
  14. BuckeyeRiot

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  17. bertwing

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    I wanna play

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    Emma
     
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  18. Wu

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    Dick is facing the wrong direction
     
  19. bertwing

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    Emma goes balls first
     
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  20. HotMic

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    BuckeyeRiot show us the championship belt paint. We want to see the championship belt paint.
     
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  21. BuckeyeRiot

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    Ohhhhh this one...
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    Is that my hair?
     
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  23. BuckeyeRiot

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    They have to have fully cooked the strips of bacon prior to putting it on the pizza right? This would just be gross otherwise.
     
  24. BuckeyeRiot

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    Still my favorite reply.
     
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    Mods, can we just threadban OSU fans here so we can have actual conversations and updates on this topic?


    devine can you make this happen?
     
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    I just don't

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    What are you having for lunch today?
     
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  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    What if I say I’m not like the others?
     
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  29. devine

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    Done
     
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  30. HotMic

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    Thanks a lot! Im trying to post in this thread but am unable to.
     
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  31. Fidelio

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    peanut butter penis
     
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  32. bertwing

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  33. DuckKin

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    I wish I could smoke a joint out of my dick :(
     
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  34. repoocs

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    Of course. I'm told before they open each day they load their ovens with sheets of bacon to precook.
     
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  35. repoocs

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    Crossed the river for Mexican today...the Ohio River, that is.
     
  36. bertwing

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    Currently out looking for which restaurant I'm going to make my bitch for lunch today. Will keep you all updated
     
  37. bertwing

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    Went with Hibachi

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  38. dukebuckeye

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    Love eating habachi for my healthy meals.
     
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  39. Fidelio

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    Isn’t that in a sublime song?
     
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  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    Do you have a bigger picture? I can barely make this one out.
     
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    I'm on mobile and don't care how big it is on your computer
     
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  42. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    All I see are conversations and updates. Contribute or fuck off.
     
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    I had Popeyes for lunch. Has anyone ever heard of it?
     
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  44. theriner69er

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    You guys shoudl read this (Urban is not guilty)

     
  45. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    hey everyone is there an update on your head coach
     
  46. Fidelio

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    fuck you man I ain’t reading shit
     
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  47. theriner69er

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    READ IT!
     
  48. Fidelio

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    ummmm no im too busy
     
  49. Todd Bonzales

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    Took the girls downtown and got lunch. Hit up a cupcake shop at the 5th Street Arcade. Its raining now, so the drive-in May be off. Still, they show movies rain or shine. Maybe we’ll just go anyway.
     
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  50. Fidelio

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    la is hot and muggy rn and I don’t like it one bit