Urban Meyer to Texas

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  1. HotMic

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  2. gritzy

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    I hear texas heat is good for health issues
     
  3. clemsontyger04

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    Did Urban have some bad land deals?
     
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    Is being a shitbag considered a health issue?
     
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    Pre-existing condition
     
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  9. JohnLocke

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    If he does end up at Texas I have to wonder what his deal is? I don't really understand what his motivations are and why it seems to change so drastically. I think it'd be wise to just keep doing what he is doing. Nice cushy low stress job and he's actually pretty good at it
     
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    Mike Wilcox doesn’t trifle with trackable aircraft
     
  12. Butthead

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    Meyer vs big 12 defenses would be fun
     
  13. a.tramp

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    Can’t wait for the eyes of Texas to drag the next “can’t fail” coach to mediocrity.
     
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  15. devine

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    Looks like you made your choice and think Meyer is going to Texas. Very sad!
     
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  21. ned's head

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    Usc fucked around and done goofed
     
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  24. Butthead

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    he still lives in ohio?
     
  25. devine

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    He works for OSU still
     
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  26. Butthead

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    :idk: i just assumed he moved to california because he's on fox
     
  27. dtx

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    i just spoke to urban

    it’s happening
     
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    The degree to which boosters run texas is amazing
     
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    Same flight this morning:

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  33. afb

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  36. Goose

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    My guess at Urban Meyer’s staff at Texas
    • By: Kirk Barton
    • 30 minutes ago
    HC: Urban Meyer
    Strength: Mickey Mariotti
    GM: @notmarkpantoni
    OC/TE-Justin Frye
    OL/RGC-Harry Hiestand
    WR: Kenny Guiton
    QB/Co-OC: Corey Dennis
    RB: Stan Drayton (retained)

    DC-Chris Ash
    DL- Randall Joiner (SMU/Larry Johnson protege)
    LB/Co-DC- DJ Durkin
    DB-Jay Valai (retained, Ash guy from Rutgers)
    Special Teams Coordinator- Parker Fleming
     
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  38. Saul Shabazz

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    lol dj durkin
     
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  39. dtx

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    would be hilarious if they gave herman the boot and kept ash tho
     
  40. zachary

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    if urban comes he without a doubt keeps ash
     
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  41. TC

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    Meyer checking his phone as UT keeps upping the ante
     
  42. beist

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    I like that he specified the head coach will be Urban Meyer. Leaves no doubt.
     
  43. BuckeyeRiot

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    Man are the #Texas AandM Aggies going to be super conflicted having to not like CUM for 5 years.
     
  44. dome foam

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    If I am Urban no way am I coaching again. But it seems like guys like him just cannot stay away from the glory. It certainly isn't about the money...he's probably got $15 mil stored away.
     
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  45. dome foam

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    Would be hilariously...awesome. Ash has done very well this year.
     
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  46. dome foam

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    This guy is a fan of Texas Tech and Kansas State.
     
  47. Clown Baby

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    DJ Durkin shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a guy with a heart condition like Urban
     
  48. a.tramp

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    Texas Tech? Also, I am under no illusions about where KSU sits. Your level of mad shows how on point I was with my statement.
     
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    I always thought DJ Durkin sounded like a porn star name btw.
     
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