USCe fires will mushcamp; official coaching search thread

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  1. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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    Bring back spurrier
     
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  2. mmm

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    Franklin
     
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  3. One Two

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    Gus Malzahn seems like a good fit
     
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  4. ned's head

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    Hugh freeze, come on down. What's the hookers and church scene like down there?
     
  5. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz Every Coach Is Trash
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    Should hire Shmike Shnorvell
     
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  6. Saul Shabazz

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    Hes an awesome coach
     
  7. bertwing

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    Chad Morris is the leading candidate per my sources
     
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  8. AIOLICOCK

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    Doesn't matter. Nobody can win here. :dealwithit:
     
  9. Hatfield

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    I’m hearing Urban Meyer’s wife was spotted at the Piggy Wiggly in West Columbia

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  10. fuxstockings

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    Hire Chad*well and be legends
     
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  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    They own land around there too
     
  12. spagett

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    When your HC is a defensive expert and his defenses are fucking awful... it makes to fire him even during this pandemic

    Now I'm hoping for Bobo to do well enough to be hired

    The SEC needs a HC with a dumbass last name like Bobo
     
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  13. AIOLICOCK

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    I realize this is a joke, but there are no Piggly Wigglys in West Columbia. :themoreyouknow:
     
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  14. nofatchildren

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    Dantonio time
     
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  15. Butthead

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    I believe Willie Taggart is available
     
  16. Eric The Viking

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    Dabo -vs- Bobo sounds like it would be a main event on a dog fighting schedule
     
  17. Gambler

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    Please let this happen.
     
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  18. Sir Phobos

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    going to go ahead and say congrats to Muschamp on his new job as a defensive analyst at Bama
     
  19. bro

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    Smart to fire him now and get out in front of superior programs
     
  20. The Guglia

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    Coach Swinney*
     
  21. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Nothing to add other than that this is always among my favorite threads of the year.
     
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  22. MG2

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    All these names are irrelevant until we can get past the Stoops phase of the search. Until he turns it down, he's the favorite.
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    #IBUIA
     
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  24. Taques

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  25. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    #3WWtoUofSC
     
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  26. devine

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    As an off field analyst maybe :roll:
     
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  27. cutig

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    Then the grumors
     
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  28. AIOLICOCK

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    Thank you. People act like we just need to make 'the right hire', and then things will turn around, or some stupid shit. :loldog:
     
  29. mp_22

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    Clay Helton I’ll drive him to the airport
     
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  30. Fabulousthundercock

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    I would love this. Full of shit religious fucks are great recruiters.
     
  31. Fabulousthundercock

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    If a school an hour north of us can go to the playoff every damn year I don’t see why we can’t get a stew going too.

    USC’s problem is management.
     
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  32. Truman

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    Skip Holtz
     
  33. ned's head

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    :siren:hot board alert:siren:

     
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  34. JohnLocke

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    I feel like it will be Billy Napier who gets the job
     
  35. Truman

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    Someone post this
     
  36. Redav

    Redav My favorite meat is hotdog
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    The annual coching search thread that inevitably starts around this time of year is always one of my favorites.
     
  37. spagett

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    That guy seems like a cunty little bitch

    There's no reason SCar can't do better than Muschamp and I don't think they're delusional in who they can hire
     
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  38. JeremyLambsFace

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    Thank you
     
  39. War Grundle

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    Take it from us, it doesn’t help.
     
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  40. JeremyLambsFace

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    #TeamChadwell
     
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  41. AIOLICOCK

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    We've been playing football for a hundred and thirty years and in all that time we have yet to hire a coach who went on to coach somewhere else. Since joining the SEC 29 years ago we've won 52% of our games. In the 29 years before joining the SEC we won 51% of our games. Nothing ever changes. Nothing we do matters. This is the way.
     
  42. spagett

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    That's a yes
     
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  43. southlick

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  44. ned's head

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    You offer that sonofabitch a new van and he's on the next bus
     
  45. undrtow

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    You're probably right, but why not try. Hire Freeze and hope he learned how to cheat better. They can average 8 wins per year with the occasional upset of Florida, Georgia, Clemson
     
  46. Quick

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    I’ll say Billy Napier
     
  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Holy shit, is this real?
     
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  48. leroi

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    UNC Charlotte? :huh: