USCe fires will mushcamp; official coaching search thread

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  1. Louis Holth

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    Literally all of these candidates are better than last time through, outside of us passing on Campbell.
     
  2. Owsley

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    Shouldn’t you want to hire someone with greater aspirations than South Carolina as their dream job? That’s a pretty low bar.
     
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  3. leroi

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    it's the flagship university

    the bar doesn't get any higher
     
  4. Louis Holth

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    I’ve grown pretty apathetic if we’re being honest. Job searches are fun but my give a damn is broken.
     
  5. Louis Holth

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    The internal push Beamer is getting is pretty large. If Beamer gets it and fails then you could argue it’s Muschamp’s fault. His shit program has people grasping for anything from that spurrier era.
     
  6. JeremyLambsFace

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    Fuck you buddy
     
  7. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but when the rooster crows you've gotta come home.
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    I see you haven't heard of Dawn Staley or their international business MBA that's won awards
     
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  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    We have baseball national titles too

    And if you win here you get a cushy administrative job that we won't fire you from
     
  10. leroi

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    the geography department is also very well regarded, much moreso than these struggling, mediocre geographers at Alabama or Georgia
     
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  11. devine

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    No lol
     
  12. ned's head

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    Just hire freeze and be done with it, you cowards
     
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  13. leroi

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    maybe threatening to hire Beamer is a fake-out to get everyone to accept something less of a catastrophe, like hiring known grifter Hugh Freeze
     
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  14. TC

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    Didn’t your school invent fake weed? That’s pretty impressive
     
  15. Boo MFer!

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    Are we headed toward academic smack talk? Because as an alum of the Harvard of the South, THE University of Florida, I am here for it.
     
  16. Truman

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    change your avatar
     
  17. Tobias

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    luckily for sc, herbert fedora has failed miserably at baylor as expected or else he would be the main target
     
  18. TC

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    How many of our past coaches were born in SC. JC look that up
     
  19. ashy larry

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    fedora and tanneyhill for co HCs. one can be over offense and one can be over defense. pay them both 2 mil and still save money from muschampm
     
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  20. ashy larry

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    don’t make of fun of me it’s just a joke sheesh
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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    Agreed. It’s time.
     
  22. LetItSoak

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    Many people are saying Harvard is the UF of the north
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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  24. Jake Scott

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    I hope it's anyone but Freeze. Napier would be a good hire too IMO.
     
  25. TC

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    Freeze's ceiling is 8-4 with little to no success against Clemson and massive probation and reputation damage to come. No thanks
     
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  26. Jake Scott

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    Disagree on the ceiling unless you're saying that for all of your candidates.

    Surely Freeze wouldn't make the same mistake twice and or have learned from it. :gocho:

    Also if you got a couple really awesome seasons out of it, probation wouldn't be worth it?
     
  27. TC

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    Only if the seasons came with actual championships attached, or possible humiliating skullfuckery of Dabo
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    He won 9+ games twice in just a few years at Ole Miss (and beat Alabama). Why would 8 wins be a ceiling with no success against Clemson?
     
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  29. Jake Scott

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    I'm sure the Lord has forgiven Hugh after he repented.
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    As a fan of a division foe, Freeze is the last guy of those being discussed that I want in the SECE.
     
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  31. TC

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    To me he is a shittier version of Dabo. All mouth and Christianity yuk yuk without the success. That's bringing a knife to a Dabo fight
     
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  32. TC

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  33. Jake Scott

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    This is correct. Freeze is a piece of shit human but the guy can coach. If he can figure out how to cheat like Mullen in recruiting he'd be a problem.
     
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  34. Boo MFer!

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    Mullen is cheating now? I can’t keep up with the narrative. Is he a bad recruiter AND a cheater?
     
  35. Jake Scott

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    I think that's where we are, but I'll have to check my Dawgvent handbook to be sure.
     
  36. Snakes

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    Did he really play the Christianity card that much at Ole Miss? I know he went to Liberty and that goes without saying. But i feel like that was just about going somewhere that would actually have the gall to make him a head coach. I don't think he was attracted to the job for evangelical purposes. My perception of him at Ole Miss was a dirty recruiter and genius offensive mind. I don't recall any of the bloviating nonsense that Daba has seemed to trademark.
     
  37. Boo MFer!

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    According to SB Nation, Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze had an interesting explanation when it comes to how he’s been handling the program’s ongoing NCAA investigations. This is what he told four-star cornerback Chevin Calloway

    “Well, Coach Freeze told me when you’re that big and out there with faith in Christ, he’s like, ‘What do you expect? Jesus got nailed to the cross.’ So, he was just telling me sometimes things like that happen, but that’s never going to change how he’s going to treat his players and take care of them. Even if — I don’t know if he really did make the mistake, doing what he did or not — but I can just tell he’s a good person, great person. I know they’re looking at maybe a bowl suspension [for 2017]. I don’t know what they’re gonna do. But I don’t think that’ll affect anything as far as how he treats his players and stuff like that.”

    https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...-ole-miss-recruiting-ncaa-investigation-jesus
     
  38. Snakes

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    LOL i absolutely love the crucifiction comparison! these coaches have no fuckin shame man. Reminds me of Chizik/Looper/Trooper cheating their asses off at Auburn and calling it all a "god thing"
     
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  39. AIOLICOCK

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    Our stupid fanbase will eat that ignorant horseshit right up :notobamanotbad:
     
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  40. TC

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    Carolina/Clemson game will start with a joint team prayer at midfield
     
  41. GeneralPaton

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    I really don’t think it will be Freeze but this is exactly why it probably should be.
     
  42. Big Ern McCracken

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    Why do you care if he wins?
     
  43. ashy larry

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    one minute you’re hiring an evangelical grifter and before you know it disney+ is filming a movie at halftime
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    And if our electrolytes run low, we're glad you're here for us
     
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  45. Owsley

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    Freeze is by far the best hire that Carolina could make, and the only one that you could realistically see challenge Dabo and Kirby/Mullen.
     
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  46. Owsley

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    Freeze
    (big gap)
    Napier
    Chadwell
    (Grand Canyon)
    Beamer
     
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  47. AIOLICOCK

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    I will probably just stop following cfb completely if we hire Freeze. :twocents:
     
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  48. FightingCock

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    Well, I know who is my #1 then
     
  49. TC

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  50. GeneralPaton

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    :pray:
     
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