User Devine visits slaw SEC vs BIG12 bball (and/or watches the game from the Newark Airport) thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by blind dog, Jan 28, 2022.

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Who is the biggest piece of shit you’ve ever met?

  1. Devine

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  2. Bertwing

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  1. blind dog

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  2. blind dog

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    Bert took the day off to pick him up from airport

    folks this isn’t a good start
     
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  3. Goose

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  4. devine

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    Not sure. BD seems to have lost it
     
  5. blind dog

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    should I post the receipts you got drunk and missed your flight to Fayetteville?
     
  6. devine

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    I didn’t miss my flight, I had it rearranged
     
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  7. devine

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    My best troll yet lmao
     
  8. bigred77

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    It's nice they schedule this nice little break in the middle of our conference schedule
     
  9. TC

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    We drew Texas A&M for our opponent
     
  10. Tobias

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    nice to see the big12 is emulating the sec by scheduling fcs tier teams near the end of conference play as a nice break from real competition lol
     
  11. bigred77

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    It just means more
     
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  12. bertwing

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    I was supposed to pick you up today?
     
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  13. Tobias

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    bertwing run up a tab at jj's and then say you're going out for a smoke and leave him with the tab
     
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  14. bertwing

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    He already said he’d buy my beers tonight bc he missed his flight

    feel bad for his poor girlfriend for having to pay for his incompetent mistakes.
     
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  15. Tobias

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    i would feel bad for her having to continue to deal with this but at some point her staying with him makes her complicit and partly to blame for these situations
     
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  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This thread interests me.
     
  17. devine

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    Guess I should start packing!
     
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  18. $P1

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    GOT EM
     
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  19. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’ve met Devine once and he called the hogs so I assume he’s going to wear a “house divided” shirt to the game tomorrow
     
  20. devine

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    I love both teams and will be happy no matter who wins. No need to rub it in if wvu loses as I won’t care
     
  21. blind dog

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    Sss
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh snap he popped in the tapes!
     
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  24. blind dog

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    Keep in mind my times show central time zone, he lives in eastern

    drunk af at 12:30 thinking he will get up at 4am. He also sent pics of him playing in the snow

    sec 1 big12 0
     
  25. Jake Scott

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    I am enjoying this so far.
     
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  26. Tobias

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    he sent me a picture of him enjoying a beer as a reward for his shoveling snow

    shoulda known he would blackout from that and miss his flight
     
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  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lol at bert being able to get his PTO back. Walmart won’t just allow you to put the blood you sacrificed to the Waltons for a day off back into your body.
     
  28. devine

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    I’m eating spicy hot sausage and peppers
     
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  29. devine

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    When I went to visit Tobias i was at my gate in plenty of time but had to poop and missed it. Had to fly to Charlotte instead of Asheville and then rent a car and drive a few hours
     
  30. blind dog

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    Even tho I completed covered up his name Devine asked me to delete the pics of me calling him missing his flight

    I think he already has the Sunday scaries on Friday morning

    poor guy
     
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  31. blind dog

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    Tobias is the only one I dox
     
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  32. devine

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    I had a full blown panic attack this morning
     
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  33. Tobias

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    you told me that lightning cancelled your flight

    glad your word is no good
     
  34. bertwing

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    That’s what he calls the Papa Johns shits
     
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  35. Cabs

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    devine you are one sloppy bitch smh
     
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  36. fucktx

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    I met Devine a few times and he was actually early

    I wouldn’t want to hang out in arkansas either
     
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  37. blind dog

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    good you weren’t invited bc you suck
     
  38. fucktx

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    i thought that was bertwing’s job
     
  39. bertwing

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    No one wants to hang with your miserable ass anyway
     
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  40. fucktx

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    several people have :cool:
     
  41. Daddy Rabbit

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    But did they really want to?
     
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  42. Daddy Rabbit

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    Is there a Snapchat follow like the Asheville Golf Invitational?

    I need to see blind dog 's face for masturbation reasons.
     
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  43. bertwing

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  44. fucktx

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    Believe it or not people aren’t exactly like they post on an anonymous internet message board irl

    shocking i know
     
  45. Barves2125

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    An Arkansas/West Virginia crossover episode? All of the hills and none of the teeth!
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’ve met fucktx. He was cool
     
  47. devine

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    Time to start vaca!

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  48. blind dog

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    can you please wait until you are in airport ?
     
  49. bertwing

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    Don’t forget to set the alarm this time!
     
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  50. teel

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    Mickeys wait for no man
     
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