User Phat

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Stanley Ipkiss, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. Jack Parkman

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    Did ur gf who happens to be fond of the nudeness happen to have class at around 9 am this morning in HCB?
     
  2. oknole

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  5. FSUNole99

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    T'was bound to happen eventually :laugh:
     
  6. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose I'll allow it.
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    that is one fantastic gif
     
  7. i already miss having classes in HCB. Definitely would of looked forward to finally seeing her, and if she asked a question be like, "Im sorry, ive seen you naked and I can't take you seriously"
     
  8. noleit

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    So Gibbs, your plane didn't crash down on top of Urbans' Miata.
     
  9. PAHokie

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  10. Jean-Ralphio

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    Lies.
     
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  13. Charlie Conway

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    :laugh:

    :golfclap:
     
  14. acheely

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    :roll:

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  16. 658 Bucks

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    Where is the patient bear pic? :popcorn:
     
  17. prerecordedlive

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  18. kmac1231

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    Gibbs, I would tell her "nice toes" :wink:
     
  19. inurfason

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    Ask to borrow a pen thank her then let her know you saw her shithole.
     
  20. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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  21. 658 Bucks

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    Thank You
     
  22. phunkybuck

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  23. DutchTiger

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    Re: User InurFason

    is that ur gf in that ur sig???
     
  24. sw

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    :curses:
    if you dumb fucks prevent my JTV idea I will fucking hunt each of you hicks down individually. idiots. fucking idiots.
     
  25. PAHokie

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    bump for phat. :popcorn:
     
  26. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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  27. stangd

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    :gfa:
     
  28. woekapenau

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    can't wait to hear from phat.
     
  29. phat

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    Sorry dude.

    She's from Philly and dropped out of high school at 16 and moved to Wakulla, where her dad lives. She starting working for the state of Florida, while going to TCC to become a RN. She gpt her RN but after working for the state so long she kept getting promoted to where she now has a very good job, for a 21 year old girl. She makes 36k a year, and she has a nursing license in her back pocket (specializing in neo natal care).

    Where did you guys think she gets the flow to buy me shit? :smug:

    I'm a poly sci major at FSU and will, hopefully, be getting into law school in the next 2 years. I want to get into lobbying but will probably be an attorney like my father, who met my mom while they went to fsu and married and my dad went to law school while my mom started working for the state.

    :feelsgoodman:
     
  30. Arkadin

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    Should have said yes then phat, would have been good outcome
     
  31. 93Noles99

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    Phat are those real?
     
  32. inurfason

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    I feel now like I practically know her due the bio you just wrote and seeing her vag.
     
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  33. 93Noles99

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    seeing the vag THEN getting to know a girl is the natural order; we've lost our way....
     
  34. Beemer

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    what % of girls you've seen naked did you know this much about?
     
  35. Lincoln Osiris

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    TMI, IMO...
     
  36. Corky Bucek

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    Might as well tell us her name
     
  37. Steve Prefontaine

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    She's probably the first high school dropout to ever have nude pics on the internet
     
  38. phat

    phat Active Member
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    yep
    Sorry to ruin the msytery.
    paypal or western union me 500$ and ill give whatever information.



    Its not too good too be true tho. She smokes cigs and is stubborn beyon believe. And like all girls, she is crazy.
     
  39. NDJOECA

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    :loldog:
     
  40. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    :golfclap:
     
  41. Jean-Ralphio

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    :loldog:
     
  42. lloyd christmas

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    Shoulda just said yes, have gibbons go up to said chick in class :chan: and :laugh:
     
  43. Jorts

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  44. wes tegg

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    This post aged well.