You wouldn't understand the bond that is formed in an attacking partnership like ours. Frankly, no man that hasn't been through it could ever understand the emotional and sexual commitment if takes
Blake's finishing in the bed room really let me down. He always seemed more interested in my bed posts than going for goal
Unless you quote it, my feelers get hurt. I will rape and pillage your fifa village in 1v1 for the pain you've caused me.
I noticed your touches went down when you started shadow boxing during games Noles I can actually verify that on my touches spreadsheet if you would like me to email it to you?
I kind of feel like you were in the process of marking down your touch when they scored that last goal. I'll figure it out for you at the end of the game, broski.
Was tallying the sitters you missed (3) during that match so as to really have a go at you, but I see now it was the wrong time to do that.
According to the stats I only had two shots, and somehow didn't get credit for my two assists. The second half I was a godsend. You squandered away my victory.
Brilliant work by you in that post -Discount your missed sitters? YES -Fail to mention who scored our two goals after you begged John and I to rescue you from the abyss like the abyss? YES -Claim credit for two assists that clearly there is no record of? YES, FINE -Blame someone else? YES In summation, everything that is wrong with America post-World War II summarized succinctly in one post. Now, get online and play FIFA, you faggots.
Was that post not clear enough for you, Blake? Will resist urge to make joke about post and clear and blake here