***USMNT Thread***

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by SugarShaun, Nov 11, 2015.

  1. Paddy Murphy

    Paddy Murphy Well-Known Member
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    It’s going to be brutal watching Tata work out Berhalters tactics after 15 minutes, adjust to neutralize them, and play us out of the building for this entire cycle.
     
  2. ButchCassidy

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    Thought that was a pretty good run.
     
  3. ARCO

    ARCO I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt
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    Literally skins 3-4 Mexican defenders and then that shit
     
  4. tne

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    At least fucking kick someone if you’re gonna be a bitch
     
  5. Paddy Murphy

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    Berhalters entire plan for McKennie is just to chase the ball aimlessly and cycle it back to our mids who have no business on the field. Great. This entire set up has been reduced to Puli, please beat 3 guys on the counter and put it on the 6 and hope somebodies coming in wide open.
     
  6. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I am not inspired guys
     
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  7. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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  8. Paddy Murphy

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    At least the team is as pissed as we are
     
  9. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    Guys relax, we'll have Bradley for the games that matter
     
  10. ButchCassidy

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    Zardes useless out there.
     
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  11. Paddy Murphy

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    Get Pulisic and Weston off and let them go back to their functioning teams healthy. Fuck this.
     
  12. tne

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    Calling Schalke functioning is quite the fucking stretch
     
  13. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Good business strategy to hype this game up there us soccer.

    Morons
     
  14. Rootgers

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    Trapp's Bradley trot is so good, its like he's out there right now
     
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  15. Rootgers

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    Will fucking Trapp and Zardes, the future is now
     
  16. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    Watching this team just isn't enjoyable at all.
     
  17. Rootgers

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    Boyd is also terrible
     
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  18. soulfly

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    Feel bad for Dest getting absolutely abused by Corona for a large portion of that half. But maybe it will convince him he’s not good enough for the Dutch and he will succumb to getting tied to us.
     
  19. TheSkeeter

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  20. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    He isnt getting in the right position when he should be getting the ball in the final third
     
  21. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Dest is a fish out of water on this team. He's used to playing with CB's that can make line breaking passes and DM's that are great at quick combination/1 touch soccer so that he can make fast overlapping runs and get into the attack.

    We have neither of those things on the field right now and he's had to spend the last 40 minutes of the 1st half running suicides.
     
  22. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    i'm convinced that everyone associated with the columbus crew is cancer for us soccer. gregg, trapp, zardes, even steffen hasn't really progressed meaningfully. i'm sure there's more.

    #killthecrew
     
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  23. tne

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    Idk I’m having fun in chat with my friends
     
  24. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name
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    I mean you guys. Tonight, you guys are my friends
     
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  25. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    1) Fuck off
    2) Zardes was an issue for the MNT before he arrived in Columbus. Gregg turning him into a decent MLS ST has somehow made him think he should be an auto starter for the MNT though.
    3) Kinda ties into #2 but get rid of Gregg and Trapp/Zardes go with him.
    4) Steffen made a move this summer to Europe and has started every match for a Bundesliga club. What were you looking for from him?
     
  26. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Trapp and Zardes are both going to be starting world cup qualifier games and I'm going to commit war crimes.
     
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  27. SugarShaun

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    5) McBride and Frankie
     
  28. SugarShaun

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    6) When Wu comes up with a witty anti Columbus thread title I’ll still use it
     
  29. Thoros of Beer

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    This game is begging for Jordan Morris
     
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  30. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Where is the card on that fuck face?
     
  31. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    die
     
  32. soulfly

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    Zardes HAS to play that ball on for Pulisic.
     
  33. Rootgers

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    What this game, and this team, really need is some god damn Alex Muyl
     
  34. Rootgers

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    Get fucked Herrera
     
  35. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Fuck off Herrra send his ass off
     
  36. tne

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    Dest in there like idk fucking any of you guys
     
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  37. TheSkeeter

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    That’s a hand to the face. That should be a straight red
     
  38. Shiggityshwo

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    Miles, our savior :ohgosh:
     
  39. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    i'd hate on morris but he's been really good for seattle all summer as their form has picked up so maybe he'll be okay here
     
  40. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    That's two games in a row against Mexico where they go hands to the face/throat to no card whatsoever
     
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  41. Thoros of Beer

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    Lol at Morris just bailing
     
  42. TheSkeeter

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    Well done from Robinson there
     
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  43. Truman

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    Trapp :facepalm:
     
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  44. Thoros of Beer

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    "use your speed Jordan, do your best Michael Bradley impression and move backwards as fast as you can"
     
  45. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    Has us soccer hired Jay berhalter yet?
     
  46. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Yet again, Columbus’s arrival causes mass suffering
     
  47. Rootgers

    Rootgers Well-Known Member
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    Zardes running up and whiffing on the header is great
     
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  48. tne

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    mckennie coquelin

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  49. Thoros of Beer

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    Finally, Daniel Lovitz
     
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  50. tne

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    What’s Geoff Cameron up to these days
     
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