Uvalde, TX School Shooting

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  1. Redav

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    I thought our god was an awesome god
     
  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I was assured by very smart people that this was in fact actually a good win for Biden to get any pissant legislation passed!
     
  3. BrentTray

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    Still amazing that the collective attention of a nation can’t stay on track after children get gunned down in school.
     
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  4. Can I Spliff it

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    Look, what happened to those kids was a tragedy. But let's not dial back the needs of....uh.... domestic abusers... who need guns on a moment's notice

     
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  5. BlazingRebel

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    Hey you have a history of hurting the ones you love and promised to protect but sure you can get a gun you definitely won’t use it to harm them or others. We live in Hell
     
  6. racer

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  7. Can I Spliff it

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    Gosh what could be inspiring these attacks
     
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  8. Truman

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    The shot a kid, didnt they.

     
  9. Beeds07

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    Just…

    …..

    Wow
     
  10. Henry Blake

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    Goldilocks Rs strike again.
     
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    They were always going to blow up the negotiations, its just really funny they landed on that issue to dip out on


    Absolutely shot at least 1 kid
     
  12. BrentTray

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    Was it actually these shithead cops that gunned down all of those kids in cold blood? I’m just asking questions.
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's got to be more than 1 kid at this point, they are fighting this tooth and nail. It could have been they killed a teacher at this point or half the damn kids.
     
  14. BrentTray

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    We know that if they had done anything remotely right, like actually save kids, they would be on Fox News daily talking about “durrr see a good guy with a gun!” The silence and fighting not to release any info says it all.
     
  15. Tommy Jefferson

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    I know the answer to this but I’m just going to ask it anyway.

    If evidence comes out that the cops did in fact mistakenly kill a kid during this, is there even a shred of possibility that this would be a reason to NOT arm teachers? If these trained law enforcement officers with routine practice and education can’t pull their weapons without harming bystanders, what makes anyone think 22 year old Ms. Johnson in the 3rd grade classroom wouldn’t do much worse?
     
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  16. Truman

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    Nah. These cops are just a few bad apples.
     
  17. The Banks

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    Who will still collect pensions after murdering little kids
     
  18. Eathan Edwards

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    If anything this will pivot to a "only way to stop a bad cop with a gun is a good teacher with a gun"
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    Never forget that cops killed the legit good guy with a gun in the Colorado supermarket mass
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    so yeah this ends with a cop accidentally hitting Madame Douberly the French teacher one day


    Fucking hell
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    Welcome back to school!
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  21. Redav

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    They don't really think arming the teachers is the answer. It's just a way to change the subject from gun control
     
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  22. afb

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    you're forgetting that Ms Johnson will have a mandated 24 hours of gun training

    because that's definitely enough
     
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  23. racer

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    I wonder what will happen the first time an armed teacher just pumps one into a mouthy 4th grader who won’t shut up. Lots of mental gymnastics that will lead to more weapons in the classroom, I assume.
     
  24. Drown ‘Em

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    This is America, so important question.

    Is the kid white or not?
     
  25. racer

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    Same outcome, different narrative.
     
  26. afb

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    that's when you arm the students

    wait
     
  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This is 100% what is going to happen if teachers every had easy access to guns in their classrooms.
     
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  28. Mister Me Too

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    TBF, if they disarm domestic abusers that would leave police departments with about half of their officers getting their gun taken away, which would be nice and we are not allowed to have nice things.
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    whats going to happen is 2 students will get into a fistfight in the classroom with a skittery teacher who can’t break it up and she’s going to fire the gun to break it up.
     
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  31. Eathan Edwards

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    My average Jr. High classroom would have probably resulted in like 3-5 shots fired per day and at least 10-20 for lunch/recess.
     
  32. Duck70

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    My history teacher threw a 3 hole puncher at a student and knocked him unconscious, so yeah... giving guns to teachers is going to be terrible.

    He was a great teacher though, just a little too animated.
     
  33. Mister Me Too

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    Nothing will happen, the teacher will claimed that they feared for their lives. The teaching profession will become very attractive career field for white suprematist nationwide.
     
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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    And that teacher was Amy Klobuchar
     
  35. Eathan Edwards

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    One of my Jr. High teachers would always mention that he had mace in the desk and would threaten to break it out anytime the class was unruly.

    "Keep it up, the whole class about to get it"

    The Milkman has probably already heard this story given how much it was talked about in the area.
     
  36. cutig

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    Nah it still requires too much education and work for most of those idiots
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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    The camera footage they wont release is probably the cops talking about how they are too scared and didn't sign up for this.

    And then they shot a kid.
     
  38. One Man Wolfpack

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    Least shocking news today, the Uvalde PD told another lie.

     
  39. BudKilmer

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  40. electronic

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    Chief Ts & Ps didn’t actually use a key to open the door?

    At what point does this constant stream of lies turn into obstruction of justice?
     
  41. Drown ‘Em

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  42. I feel like I was deprived in my public school education because all the doors at my schools were just normal ass doors
     
  43. racer

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    Of all moments for that door to malfunction then repair itself instantly. What luck.
     
  44. racer

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    Let me tell you about the elementary school I attended in 3rd/4th grade. That place just had glass(!) exterior doors with no second door. And get this, the classrooms had no doors! Shocked any of us made it out alive.


    On a semi-related note, my middle school had an odd setup where each classroom hall had a mixture of fully closed door classrooms and classrooms with no back wall or door at all.
     
  45. afb

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    depends on how old you are and how old the schools you went to are

    my 6th & 7th grade middle school was pretty old and was that kind of style, but for 8th grade they moved us to a brand new school around 2000 and it was almost a single point of entry type school that had a push open from the inside but had to be locked from the outside iirc
     
  46. ARSENAL

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    My former roommate (OIF vet and just a casual nut bag) decided he wanted to watch Saving Private Ryan. When the scene came at the end where the guy was getting stabbed and the other US Soldier just watched it happen, he stood up in our living room and said “YOU FUCKING PUSSY. ILL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!” I had to remind him Twas a movie but he never settled down until later. Those are the people we need guarding the schools. Maybe those are the type of guys we need in law enforcement or guarding schools?
     
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  47. ARSENAL

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    Wood(y) has calmed down a lot. Guess it’s the pot. I love that guy
     
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  48. Cornfed Buffalo

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    That is our law enforcement currently
     
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  49. ARSENAL

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    Meh. The current law enforcement is the guy cowering. Woody is in the bell tower

    Fuck it. Hire him and let’s see what happens.

    I’ve been drinking since noon so fuck it