Uvalde, TX School Shooting

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  1. Can I Spliff it

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    Its true. Remember all those times a guy fleeing the police with an assault rifle had run in to schools, completely innocently? How they all got shot?
     
  2. LookslikeUofI

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  3. afb

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    free beacon is like the dumpster that dumpster trash gets dumped into

    I wouldn't waste much brain space on that
     
  4. Killy Me Please

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    Wow at least 3 cases? Wow. Unreal.
     
  5. Beeds07

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    He legitimately tried to post through it. Fucking cocksucker.
     
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  6. Josey Wales

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    Your garbage collectors do more for your community.
     
  7. a.tramp

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    And come in at the 5th most dangerous profession in America where the very brave and heroic police officer does not even crack the top 20 of dangerous jobs.
     
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  8. fuxstockings

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    And they somehow do all of this without whining for respect or killing innocent civilians.
     
  9. fuxstockings

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  10. ashy larry

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    the highlight of my daughter’s week is waving at the garbage truck and her first word was ACAB. kids are intuitive as shit
     
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  11. Fudd

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    the Cornhusker offensive line takes offense to that
     
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  12. Beeds07

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    Not sure if it works, but oh well.
     
  13. fuxstockings

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    I wanted to go with thin brown line but the plumbers have apparently already claimed that one.
     
  14. devine

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  15. Joey Freshwater

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    I mean it’s hard to win a 400v1. I understand their hesitancy.








    Fucking smgdh
     
  16. The Banks

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    300 Spartans could hold off the Persian Army at Thermopylae but 400 cops couldn’t stop one kid with a gun?
     
  17. Joey Freshwater

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    well we’d know a better answer if they had at least tried.
     
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  18. BudKilmer

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    Fire every single one
     
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  19. hoebekec

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  20. ashy larry

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    increase funding asap i think 401 could have stopped him
     
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  21. hoebekec

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    To put it into context for Texan readers, there were more cops outside that school vs a single shooter than there was INSIDE the Alamo
     
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  22. Beeds07

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    THIS! IS!! POINTLESS!!!
     
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  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Unfortunately there were 400+1 bad guys with a gun.
     
  24. Josey Wales

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    Might as well start a fire on the edge of town and have reign robbing the towns banks with these bozos running things.

    Reminds me of the scene from Midnight run when there’s like 6 offices and Marvin says, “you got the whole fuckin force.” Only, Uvalde it literally was.
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. Josey Wales

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    There will be no poor decision making and systemic errors once every single teacher is armed.
     
  27. kinghill

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    is the framing that they didn't go in because they were following some kind of specific protocol for that situation?
    or that they feared the possibility of shooting a kid or getting sued or something?
    what are they even saying is the reason they just stood there for 45 mins and did nothing
    that video f'd me up
     
  28. Joey Freshwater

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    Sometimes you just need 401 good guys with guns to stop a 1 bad guy with one.
     
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  29. fucktx

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    Just make everyone carry a gun

    kids? Gun
    Babies? Gun
    Teachers? Gun
    Elderly people? Gun
     
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  30. Bruce Bowen

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    "Systemic failure". How do we fix this?
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  31. Beeds07

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    Weird since it doesn’t work with the people who are trained to. Maybe we’re overthinking it.
     
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  32. yaywaffles

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    at least the cops got to look super sick cosplaying with their badass assault rifles and body armor for a couple of hours
     
  33. racer

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    Like the hand sanitizer guy in the helmet and vest over his plaid and khaki. I bet that was the thrill of a lifetime for that fuck.
     
  34. Redav

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    We need a nationally holiday for garbage men
     
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  35. racer

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    Bro that’s every national holiday fym
     
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  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    Our garbage and recycling gets picked up regardless of whether it’s a holiday.
     
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  37. blind dog

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    Only days ours take off all year is thanksgiving (doesn’t affect our neighborhood) and Christmas
     
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  38. racer

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    That’s bonkers
     
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  39. Redav

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    What I don't get is how do they somehow collect more trash the week after a holiday. If you're a Tuesday that gets pushed to a Wednesday by the 4th, how are you back on Tuesday the next week?

    o7
     
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  40. devine

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  41. BudKilmer

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  42. Bruce Bowen

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    I made this earlier but damn it fits even better now.
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  43. NineteenNine

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    So, has been even remotely proven that the cops eventually did shoot the guy?
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Only video released so far is them hanging out in the hallway for an hour
     
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  45. devine

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    Nope
     
  46. NineteenNine

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    Just read that the mayor is going to release all body cam footage. So I guess we’ll find out.
     
  47. hoebekec

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    The ones in the room will have malfunctioned or been recorded over “inadvertently”
     
  48. skeezy

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    Into the sun. Sorry I finished your sentence for you
     
  49. Can I Spliff it

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  50. skeezy

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    Him too