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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CUAngler, Feb 24, 2021.
It's really nit bad unless ur nuts turn black
Like, I had it late yesterday afternoon. I just walked down to the bar for a sandwich and a few beers. For me, this has been almost nothing
Be careful though. A guy I work with felt fine after and hit some balls on a golf simulator the next day. The following day he had a testicle swell to like “orange” size
I just remembered I have a vasectomy consult this afternoon, and I definitely beefed a 'sturb earlier. He's gonna know, man, I just know he's gonna know.
he's a urologist. everyone he meets has just jerked it. he just jerked it.
That's the most reassuring thing I've ever been told
Its best to just picture everyone naked and masturbating.
Now I've got a different problem
Did anyone ever question Where Eagles Dare on this post
Is he saying to nut 30 times in 8 weeks? What am I reading here
Mine is 40x in 12 weeks I think.
Apparently because there’s no “flow” from the testicles anymore it can take that many emissions over several months to clear the pipes.
What is there to question? Seems low 20s is the recommended #.
Just completed. Time for beer and couch I think
Got snipped today. I’m telling my wife I am in agonizing pain and can’t move off the couch but feel completely fine so far.
Peeps say to get frozen peas. I was all, naw man I want something I’ll actually eat.
So that frozen shrimp fried rice that cooled my balls and filled my stomach was the right play
I’m not in agonizing pain, but I am starting to get sore.
i’m sanding down an old changing table to turn into bar cart
neighbor across the street comes over and asks “what’s with the changing table? y’all got a 3rd on the way?”
A week post vasectomy. That was extremely easy, and having a weekend of just sitting on the couch I would almost score it as a net positive.
About a year in to worry free loads. 10/10 would recommend.
Had my consultation yesterday. getting anxiety thinking about it. I’ve had pretty involved surgeries including one awake (lasik).
I feel 99.9999% sure we are done having kids (have 3). Not sure why I’m having second thoughts.
I might have second thoughts if I wasn't 100% done. It was very much a binary decision for me
I actually feel confident we are done. I think I’m struggling with it meaning a certain chapter of life is over. I’m sure it’s just my brain going into worry mode
You've got 3 and you aren't sure you're done?? Are you mentally ill
I quit after 1. Idk how ppl do it
what's the ole lady saying?
Nurse said I am not getting valium but rather a shot in the arm when I arrive to "calm me down and make me happy"
The valium did nothing for me and my anxiety was far and away the worst part of it. Probably a good thing
The soldering of your balls that you can smell is the worst part by far.
I had no-scalpel and did not experience that. I could hear it though.
Scheduled for next month
Lucky you. I guess your doc didn’t grab your 2nd nut and Squeeze the fuck out of it. The lidocaine was also worse than the smell.
This was the worst part for me. He had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip.
I'm sorry so many of you had bad experiences. The worst part for me was when the doc put his tongue in my ass, but it sounds like I got off relatively light.
No doubt, that other nut hurt for months
My dad tells me he wishes he had more, I choose to take this as a compliment
I've got two and that was one too many
I have 2 siblings and we’re all extremely different, maybe he’s just curious
Made it home. The procedure was a breeze, if your doctor ask if you want a shot to make you feel good TAKE IT. The anxiety about the whole thing is far worse than the actual procedure is. There were two moment where it was painful during the procedure but not that bad at all, maybe 4 out of 10. Sitting at home with ice on the boys now, looking forward to app state getting their ass kicked tonight. GATA
I'm afraid to ask what type of pain. I will be getting the drink of the good stuff (Versed)
I'm glad I stopped at 1
I had my procedure Thursday. It’s Monday before my first day back at work and I woke up at 3am from the pain. I’ve been sitting on my ass since Thursday and had some black bruise spots on both sides with steady 5 out of 10 pain but this morning white walking, I have more swelling and pain is up to 7 out of 10 when moving. I got back on my opioids yesterday cause I noticed the pain getting slightly worse. Has me pretty nervous. I will call their office today once they open.
Updated post to clarify pain
Pain getting worse on Day 4 or so isn’t unusual but being at a constant 5 level is not.
it's just when I move really or get up. Sitting down the pain is probably a 1 or 0.
I had mine done on a Friday and the whole next week was rough sitting and standing. Tight underwear/compression shorts help. Week 2 I felt a lot better.
they never gave me opioids though.
I'm going to get a jock strap today, feel like I missed out on that advice until its too late. 1/2 the pain I get is from below my belly button in my mid section where it hurts if you get kicked in the nuts.
Balls are currently 2X the size of normal. reading online it sounds like this could last for another week+
Oh god I couldn't imagine going without a jock strap
You've just been letting them hang loose???
I did not take the jock strap advice seriously and it was regrettable
I just wore my normal boxer briefs and was fine