Vasectomy Thread

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    Thank you for your service
     
  2. Z

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    Amen.

    I love our second, but she was by far our wild one. My wife had initially made noises about having three. I timed my vasectomy to a really bad month when my wife kept saying no more. Get it done before she can change her mind.
     
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  3. BrickTamland

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    :donotwant:
     
  4. BrickTamland

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    Also, ITT we learn that we have, at a minimum, a proclivity towards drug abuse.
     
  5. Z

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    Think mine was about $300.
     
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  6. Celemo

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    Yeah something like that, for some stupid reason insurance doesn’t cover it
     
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  7. Z

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    Yep, covered but subject to the deductible—or in other words, not covered.
     
  8. jbr

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    The dr nicked a blood vessel during my vasectomy. My nuts swelled to the size of a grapefruit and bruised deep purple within 24 hours. It might have been the worst physical week of my life. I’m three months removed from the procedure and I still have a hematoma left in my sack.
     
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  9. ISRP

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    Literally just got back from getting mine done. This is where I am greatful to have a company that reimburses 90% of my deductible.
     
  10. Z

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    Health insurance is such a racket.

    I'm lucky. My firm pays for 100% of my premiums, and thankfully my deductible is only $500/$2,500.
     
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  11. CUAngler

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    On day two. No pain or swelling. I’m a little concerned that the procedure was done incorrectly.
     
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  12. ShuPoor

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    By day two i had no swelling and i had more pain from sutures catching on the briefs than anything going on in my ballsack. You're probably fine
     
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  13. CUAngler

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    I have one suture and some prickly pubes from the trim job that are my only discomfort
     
  14. AptosDuck

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    You didn't pluck everything?

    amateur
     
  15. zeberdee

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    had 3 kids in less than 4 years. need to get this scheduled asap.
     
  16. Z

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    I think the only time I had any real pain at all was on day 8. I thought something was going horribly wrong. Never had another problem. It was strange.
     
  17. cdaysker

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    Getting the call from the nurse telling me I'm officially shooting blanks after my post-op sample was tested was such a good feeling
     
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  18. audrew

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    Anybody get snipped with a laser? Mine was a laser vasectomy
     
  19. AptosDuck

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    obligatory

    [​IMG]
     
  20. audrew

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    I really don’t think there’s a vas differens between the procedures.

    :awesomeface:
     
  21. Taffy

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    I believe they use a laser when they need accuracy for a very small target. Ts&Ps
     
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  22. audrew

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    You got some balls on you to say something like that.
     
  23. ned's head

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    Have you tried jerking off into a thermos yet?
     
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  24. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Well... got it scheduled now. March 12 at 2 PM CST. BIGASSTITTIES gets neutered.
     
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  25. AptosDuck

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    They're being disconnected, not removed
     
  26. wes tegg

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    Pardon my ignorance, but what do you do to be performing vasectomies and not be a urologist?
     
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  27. Daddy Rabbit

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    [​IMG]
     
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  28. Iron Mickey

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    My orgasms in general improved. The first one though was right on the bleeding edge of pain and euphoria. The force too :chefs kiss:
     
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  29. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Just got back from mine. I’m currently icing my nutsack and drinking beer on the couch. AMA.
     
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  30. blind dog

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    will you post a pic of your swole nuts?
     
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  31. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Yes
     
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  32. audrew

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    Should have put it off to next week that way you could ice your nuts watching NCAA tourney.
     
  33. BIGASSTITTIES

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    tried to. Homeboy was already all booked up next week. SEC tourney and golf will have to do.
     
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  34. ned's head

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    Should probably change the username to @bigassnuts for the weekend
     
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  35. BIGASSTITTIES

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    I would but am afraid of someone stealing my BIGASSTITTIES username
     
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  36. devine

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    I was discussing this yesterday. What’s the more difficult procedure this or a female having their tubes tied?
     
  37. ShuPoor

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    Tubal ligation is SIGNIFICANTLY more difficult. You don't even get put under for this.
     
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  38. devine

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    Thank you
     
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  39. devine

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    Can you request laughing gas
     
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  40. Daddy Rabbit

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    Unless it's done during c-section
     
  41. ned's head

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    Isn't that still more difficult? My wife will probably deliver our last that way, but I assumed I'd just get whacked
     
  42. ShuPoor

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    I mean that makes it easier for sure, but it still involves reaching up into a womans abdominal cavity. Vasectomy is still simpler and safer
     
  43. devine

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    The safest way is abstinence
     
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  44. billdozer

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    Should be no trouble for you then
     
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  45. BIGASSTITTIES

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    Oh yeah. I had it when I got mine done yesterday. I was high as fuck. I was very anxious beforehand and if anxiety is something you even remotely struggle with.... 110% suggest you get the gas.
     
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  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Seems like a bit of the stretch by the NCAA
     
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  48. Celemo

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    I agree but I've also seen a local pizza place have to rebrand and change their name (Primetime Pizza) because ESPN said it was too close to NFL Primetime
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's fucking stupid
     
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  50. Celemo

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    I also agree
     
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