Warshed old man to retire

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  1. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    A suitcase of unmarked non-sequential bills and a Dodge Charger was delivered, but nothing ever happened after that
     
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  2. i am a bammer

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    Call the police!
     
  3. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I'm shocked that the best friend and mentor of Ted Cruz privately did questionable and shady tactics, while publicly bemoaning others that did the same.
     
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  4. HtownTide

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    If you had a Ted Cruz reference on your thread bingo card, please mark it off now
     
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  5. CF3234

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    It was. If you want to pretend that Alabama makes a checklist of players around the country they "hope" transfer and then do nothing about it until the player enter's the portal, I have some swamp land to sell you.
     
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  6. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    almost certainly used back channels to try and get the kid into the portal so he could transfer to Bama.
     
  7. Deuce

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    Is this the part where we feign outrage?
     
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  8. killerwvu

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    This. He tried to get our starting LT and C last offseason
     
  9. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Bama fans sure have been reeling since they found out Saban privately supported January 6th and their new coach sweeps rape allegations under the rug.
     
  10. Irush

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    Bama fans more outraged people are talking about this than non Bama fans are outraged Saban is a cheater
     
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  11. HtownTide

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    If you had Jan 6th on your TMB bingo card, please mark it off now
     
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  12. Irush

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    The free space in my bingo card is just people who don’t eat vegetables talking about what they’re having for lunch
     
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  13. Fidelio

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    you guys sure like bingo

    I prefer mouse trap, but it’s a commitment
     
  14. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    no, it's the part where non-bama fans show the receipts after years of bama fans saying they don't opperate the same way the rest of CFB does.
     
  15. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    I'm just flabbergasted the bama contingent didn't see his true colors sooner
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  16. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Tried the same with with Tyler Van Dyke after spring last year. Miami had to up his bag to get him to stay.
     
  17. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Demand whatever amount makes u comfortable
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    Chipotle bowl. Shredded cheese, queso, sour cream, guac, steak, Louisiana Hot Sauce
     
  18. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Bad land deals are what Nick Saban does the best.
     
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  19. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    I guess Saban wearing a Stop the Steal! hat should have given it away
     
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  20. Eric The Viking

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    The NCAA has Bama right where they want them now!
     
  21. beist

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    well this changes everything
     
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  22. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I thought him calling Mims a pussy was worse than the tampering admission.
     
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  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Wait ted cruz took the Bama job? Had no idea.
     
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  24. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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    Ted DeBriles
     
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  25. dblplay1212

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    That man really hurt some of y'all and it makes me laugh.
     
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  26. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    He called him a big pussy. There’s a difference in the Italian community that Saban was raised in.
     
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  27. Taques

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    LOIC
     
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  28. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I finally figured out who the OP is referencing

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  29. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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    Juergen Flopp truly is out of energy
     
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  30. fuckthestateoftx

    fuckthestateoftx ruthkanda forever
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    Turns out he was not washed

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  31. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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  32. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  33. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Shane gillis is inducting him.
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

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    Just let fucking anybody in, I guess.
     
  35. The Banks

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    Imagine getting told you’re going into the hall of fame by pat fuckin mcafee
     
  36. southlick

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  37. bwi2

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    Finally Coach Saban will be honored alongside such luminaries as Frank Solich and Gary Pinkel
     
  38. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    Thoughts on his plaque? LSU polo with Alabama hat imo
     
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  39. The Banks

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    I remember looking a few months ago, they let pretty much anybody into that thing
     
  40. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Successful Attorney in Atlanta
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    Nick Saban, the television personality and commercial actor?
     
  41. The Banks

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    Failed real estate tycoon, imo
     
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  42. Tiffin

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    Up and coming Mercedes dealer iyam
     
  43. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    a Hayes Fawcett edit with a little Bama, a little LSU, and a touch of Sparty. like this.

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  44. The Banks

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    Missed opportunity for a touch of houndstooth
     
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  45. southlick

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  46. ~ taylor ~

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    I’m glad they’re recognizing achievements from lower level conferences.
     
  47. SuperCam

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    They know he won’t show up. Got to send Nikki Glaser out there this time