Way way too early 2023 NFL mock draft

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. bro

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    NO
     
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  4. UncleJesse

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    It took the first sentence for me to stop reading.

    The Lions picked a passer in our 2022 NFL Mock Draft as well. However, given Jared Goff’s presence, they could wait two years before anointing his successor.
     
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  5. Daddy Rabbit

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    WTF

    :laugh:
     
  6. 20/20/20/20

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    The first 8 picks are literally all Alabama, Clemson and Ohio State players. :laugh:

    BUT....

    11. Washington Football Team: Turner Corcoran, OT, Nebraska

    By 2023, the Washington Football Team’s offensive line will be just about decimated — assuming they let their contracts play out. If they have a franchise QB in tow from the 2022 NFL Draft, they should prioritize protection here in Round 1. A top-100 recruit in the 2020 class, Turner Corcoran will start for the Cornhuskers at left tackle this year. He and Samuel Cosmiwould work well together.


    WE BACK BABY!!!
     
  7. LA window washer

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    He should be kicked in the dick prior to the first overall pick on stage.
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    Here’s a list of five stars you might remember from a year ago
     
  9. IHHH

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    that’s exactly what it is, with the occasional 3 stars that started some games and did an impressive job
     
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    Damn you beat me to it.


    Something tells me these guys are unfamiliar with our player development over the past... quarter century.
     
  11. southlick

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  12. devine

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    That nfl talent evaluator? Nick saban
     
  13. Dump

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    Clearly never saw Will Anderson vs Texas A&M
     
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  14. fucktx

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    1. Detroit Lions: D.J. Uiagalelei, QB, Clemson
     
  15. Corch

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    Scouts don't care about the best players from this draft they're focused on 2023.
     
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  16. devine

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    I asked an nfl talent evaluator if he preferred Pickett or corral and he said “Bryce young”
     
  17. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    That's some Walter Football bullshit
     
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    As a Rams fan, that is true.
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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    devine is feeling saucy tonight. His mom must have let him have a second glass of strawberry milk with dinner.
     
  20. bro

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    That nfl scout? TMB’s Bama posters in the Heisman thread
     
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    I took 2 melatonin and had a peach flavored popsicle
     
  22. snowfx2

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    Chipper Jones?
    Brien Taylor!
     
  23. The Subspace Mariner

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    That is the worst mock I've ever seen.
     
  24. Eathan Edwards

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    4 of the top 8 from Clemson including the #1 overall QB.

    Congrats on your Natty.
     
  25. beist

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    I know it seems realistic with the Lions picking first, but this thread is a year old.
     
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  26. skiedfrillet

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  28. Manny

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    Hope he doesn't go to a place that snows! HALOL.
     
  29. bro

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    Is this a joke about the game where he threw for 394 yards?
     
  30. OZ2

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    guess what! He looked like ass this year so this is pretty spot on.
     
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  31. HotMic

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  32. backinblack23

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    I was skeptical once I saw DJ at number 1 but then was full On WTF when you have the Bengals
    Picking at 5, did they trade away someone and get this pick or his the writer expecting a full on collapse out of them.
     
  33. Redav

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    Look at the date
     
  34. backinblack23

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    I figured something was off but didn’t look too close.
     
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  35. Redav

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    I did the same thing tbh.

    "I guess they're expecting DJ Uiagalelei to have a huge comeback year"